Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

jreyes3001:
Lois have a Snickers, you’re not you when you’re hungry.Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
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Superman2878

Looks like I win again Luthor.

No! That’s impossible! I’m supposed to be king of the hill, not you!

satyadeva
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satyadeva

Nice

Superman2878
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Superman2878

What’s the “S” stand for?

It’s not an “S”. It’s a symbol of hope. What’s the “L” stand for?

It’s not an “L”. It’s a symbol of money, and power.

roy-el
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roy-el

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Randarch
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Randarch

Wow! Good one!!!

roy-el
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roy-el

The fire hydrant looks on as the two battle.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I’m taking the truck Lex!

No way! It’s mine! Get your own truck!

Don-El
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Don-El

You know, Superman? It’s too bad we gotta get old.

Just keep punching Lex. Wanna ring the bell?

All right. Ding, ding.

*Rocky 3 end scene reference for those of a younger generation *

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Well done sir! I endorse this caption and I don’t even know why I’m even going to try and top it haha

Don-El
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Don-El

Thank you haha I know why you will try and top it.. its cause you’ve got thhheee eeeyyyeee offf thheee tiiggeerrr lol

Randarch
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Randarch

Love it!

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you.

No you can’t!

Yes I can!

No you can’t!

Yes I can, Yes I caaaan!

Randarch
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Randarch

This one made me smile 🙂

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I’m glad it did Randarch.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Lex: ‘Breathe it in… that’s fear.’

Superman: ‘Naah that’s your Aqua Velva.’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘Okay the ground is now lava!’

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

I texted you… and you left me on “read”!!!

afriend
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afriend

Superman, from this angle your nostril hairs could use a trim.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I know you are but what am I?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Your the jerk! No your a Jerk!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Have you ever danced with the devil in a pale moonlight?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

The new West Side Story.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hey Lex, whatever happened to you wanting to be Metropolis’s Superman?

Didn’t suit me. Green is more my color.

Randarch
Member
Randarch

Tastes great!
Less filling!
Tastes great!
Less filling!

Randarch
Member
Randarch

You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
No, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

This big rock isn’t big enough for the both of us Superman!

Ok. You can have it. I’ll stay in Metropolis, and you can stay here Lex.

Yeah! That’s right! This place is mine and…. Heeeey! Wait a minute!

Mr Mxy
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Mr Mxy

Classic,
nuff said!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Yeah.
Can’t go wrong with the classics Mr Mxy.

MattComics
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MattComics

You’re not going to win a staring contest with a dude that has heat vision.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Who’s your tailor Superman? Your mom?

Who’s your tailor Lex? A transformer robot?

Randarch
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Randarch

Just a side note: One of my favorite ‘Lois & Clark: TNAoS’ moments was towards the end of the pilot when the little girl told Supes she liked his costume, and he replied: “Thanks, my mom made it.”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I agree.That was an excellent scene Randarch.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Do all Supervillians shop at the same store? Because I saw Mxy last week and he was wearing a bright purple suit.

No we don’t Superman! My suit is green!

Well excuse me! So sensitive.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Do you know what my father once told me Superman?

Get out!

No! He said “look at all this useless land you bought Lex!”

Steve Eden
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Steve Eden

Lex, you can’t even keep the truck on the road! This the LAST time I help you move!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lex: “Hey! What are you doing in this film? It’s called Luthor!”

Superman: “Great! First Joker gets a movie and now Lex gets one. What’s next? A Harley Quinn film?”

Harley: “Did someone mention me and my Mr. J?”

Superman: “I spoke to soon.”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hey! You couldn’t save Lexcorp tower from Zod but you saved this truck?

Um…. Sorry Lex?

superhero
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superhero

that’s the last time i let you drive!

superhero
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superhero

i called for an uber not a luthor

superhero
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superhero

the green goblin called. he wants his design back.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Lex there is no way you could take out Thanos! All the Avengers couldn’t do it. What make you think you can?

superhero
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superhero

the perfect birthday

Superman2878
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Superman2878

This looks like a job for LuthorMan!!!

LuthorMan? Really Lex?

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Superman: “…no, sorry, Lex. There is still spinach between your teeth.”

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Superman: “Lex, if you keep grinding your teeth like that, you will be going to need a bite plane.”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Next week on Dancing with the Stars: Superheroes vs Villians
Watch Superman and Lex Luthor battle for top spot

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman: I told you what would happen if you kicked my dog!!
Lex: You kinda look like John Wick without the beard.
Superman: That’s it!

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

Lex: “An autograph! I wanted an AUTOGRAPH, not an automobile!”