Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Lois have a Snickers, you’re not you when you’re hungry.Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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August 22, 2019 12:18 am

Looks like I win again Luthor.

No! That’s impossible! I’m supposed to be king of the hill, not you!

August 22, 2019 4:27 am
Reply to  Superman2878


August 22, 2019 12:21 am

What’s the “S” stand for?

It’s not an “S”. It’s a symbol of hope. What’s the “L” stand for?

It’s not an “L”. It’s a symbol of money, and power.

August 22, 2019 12:30 am

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

August 22, 2019 4:16 pm
Reply to  roy-el

Wow! Good one!!!

August 22, 2019 12:31 am

The fire hydrant looks on as the two battle.

August 22, 2019 12:39 am

I’m taking the truck Lex!

No way! It’s mine! Get your own truck!

August 22, 2019 1:34 am

You know, Superman? It’s too bad we gotta get old.

Just keep punching Lex. Wanna ring the bell?

All right. Ding, ding.

*Rocky 3 end scene reference for those of a younger generation *

August 22, 2019 1:47 am
Reply to  Don-El

Well done sir! I endorse this caption and I don’t even know why I’m even going to try and top it haha

August 22, 2019 4:07 am
Reply to  sundevil82

Thank you haha I know why you will try and top it.. its cause you’ve got thhheee eeeyyyeee offf thheee tiiggeerrr lol

August 22, 2019 4:17 pm
Reply to  Don-El

Love it!

August 22, 2019 1:36 am

Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you.

No you can’t!

Yes I can!

No you can’t!

Yes I can, Yes I caaaan!

August 22, 2019 4:17 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

This one made me smile 🙂

August 22, 2019 6:16 pm
Reply to  Randarch

I’m glad it did Randarch.

August 22, 2019 1:48 am

Lex: ‘Breathe it in… that’s fear.’

Superman: ‘Naah that’s your Aqua Velva.’

August 22, 2019 1:49 am

‘Okay the ground is now lava!’

Da Puertorican
August 22, 2019 2:04 am

I texted you… and you left me on “read”!!!

August 22, 2019 8:08 am

Superman, from this angle your nostril hairs could use a trim.

August 22, 2019 11:16 am

I know you are but what am I?

August 22, 2019 11:17 am

Your the jerk! No your a Jerk!

August 22, 2019 11:58 am

Have you ever danced with the devil in a pale moonlight?

August 22, 2019 12:36 pm

The new West Side Story.

August 22, 2019 3:24 pm

Hey Lex, whatever happened to you wanting to be Metropolis’s Superman?

Didn’t suit me. Green is more my color.

August 22, 2019 4:19 pm

Tastes great!
Less filling!
Tastes great!
Less filling!

August 22, 2019 4:20 pm

You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
No, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

August 22, 2019 6:21 pm

This big rock isn’t big enough for the both of us Superman!

Ok. You can have it. I’ll stay in Metropolis, and you can stay here Lex.

Yeah! That’s right! This place is mine and…. Heeeey! Wait a minute!

Mr Mxy
August 22, 2019 6:36 pm

nuff said!

August 24, 2019 6:06 pm
Reply to  Mr Mxy

Can’t go wrong with the classics Mr Mxy.

August 22, 2019 10:43 pm

You’re not going to win a staring contest with a dude that has heat vision.

August 22, 2019 11:55 pm

Who’s your tailor Superman? Your mom?

Who’s your tailor Lex? A transformer robot?

August 23, 2019 7:07 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Just a side note: One of my favorite ‘Lois & Clark: TNAoS’ moments was towards the end of the pilot when the little girl told Supes she liked his costume, and he replied: “Thanks, my mom made it.”

August 24, 2019 9:34 am
Reply to  Randarch

I agree.That was an excellent scene Randarch.

August 23, 2019 12:07 am

Do all Supervillians shop at the same store? Because I saw Mxy last week and he was wearing a bright purple suit.

No we don’t Superman! My suit is green!

Well excuse me! So sensitive.

August 23, 2019 10:17 am

Do you know what my father once told me Superman?

Get out!

No! He said “look at all this useless land you bought Lex!”

Steve Eden
August 23, 2019 12:29 pm

Lex, you can’t even keep the truck on the road! This the LAST time I help you move!

August 23, 2019 2:57 pm

Lex: “Hey! What are you doing in this film? It’s called Luthor!”

Superman: “Great! First Joker gets a movie and now Lex gets one. What’s next? A Harley Quinn film?”

Harley: “Did someone mention me and my Mr. J?”

Superman: “I spoke to soon.”

August 23, 2019 11:42 pm

Hey! You couldn’t save Lexcorp tower from Zod but you saved this truck?

Um…. Sorry Lex?

August 24, 2019 5:09 pm

that’s the last time i let you drive!

August 24, 2019 5:13 pm

i called for an uber not a luthor

August 24, 2019 5:16 pm

the green goblin called. he wants his design back.

August 24, 2019 10:56 pm

Lex there is no way you could take out Thanos! All the Avengers couldn’t do it. What make you think you can?

August 27, 2019 7:18 pm

the perfect birthday

August 27, 2019 7:43 pm

This looks like a job for LuthorMan!!!

LuthorMan? Really Lex?

August 28, 2019 8:07 am

Superman: “…no, sorry, Lex. There is still spinach between your teeth.”

August 28, 2019 8:27 am

Superman: “Lex, if you keep grinding your teeth like that, you will be going to need a bite plane.”

September 2, 2019 9:22 pm

Next week on Dancing with the Stars: Superheroes vs Villians
Watch Superman and Lex Luthor battle for top spot

September 5, 2019 11:13 am

Superman: I told you what would happen if you kicked my dog!!
Lex: You kinda look like John Wick without the beard.
Superman: That’s it!

September 12, 2019 8:31 am

Lex: “An autograph! I wanted an AUTOGRAPH, not an automobile!”