Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

When you’re cozy on the couch and you realize the remote is across the room.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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December 24, 2020 2:30 am

This is how Santa gets his Christmas presents sent to people’s homes every year.

December 24, 2020 4:47 am

You did a great job, Superman, but I think I’ll stick with the reindeer

December 24, 2020 8:29 am

Taking a pause for a good Claus…

December 24, 2020 8:38 am

Santa: So after this last stop, it’s back to the workshop to pick up more toys to deliver.
Superman: You mean the fortress.

December 24, 2020 8:39 am

Superman helps Santa after finding out that all of his reindeer have the flu.

December 24, 2020 8:42 am

Look up in the Sky! It’s a bird! It’s a Plane! It’s Superman! No it’s Santa! No It’s Superman carrying Santa! And they brought us TOYS!!!

December 24, 2020 8:44 am

You’ve been really good this year Superman. This whole bag of presents is for you!

December 24, 2020 8:46 am

Santa: Merry Christmas to All! And to All a Good Night!
Superman:Up, Up and Away!

December 24, 2020 8:48 am

Superman:What about that house Santa?
Santa:Not that one. That’s Lex Luthor’s house.

December 24, 2020 8:50 am

Superman: But Santa, where’s Jon going to put all these toys that you’re giving him?
Santa: Why at the fortress of solitude of course. Ho Ho Ho!

December 24, 2020 9:01 am

The Superman and Santa Clause airline.The only way to deliver toys in one night. Because “flying is the safest way to travel. Statistically speaking of course. ”-Superman

December 24, 2020 11:46 am

Superman called Santa’s bluff and took him close to the sun. Despite his claims to Frosty, he did melt away

December 24, 2020 11:51 am

A simple publicly stunt turned tragic as no one knew Santa’s arm was in Superman’s cape. How will the one armed Santa deliver toys this year?

December 24, 2020 11:52 am

Superman gives Santa costume style advice. You should lose the belt and pants Santa, it’s very liberating

December 24, 2020 11:55 am

Warden: Who is it Superman?
Santa: Santa clause, the greatest criminal mastermind of our time.
Warden: This country is safe again, Superman, thanks to you.
– Superman: No, sir. Don’t thank me, Warden. We’re all part of the same team. Good night.”

December 24, 2020 12:07 pm
Reply to  kal-el76

Ha ha ha! X-D
Keeping the world safe from Santa breaking and entering houses and leaving presents behind. Lol X-D

December 24, 2020 11:57 am

After a night partying in Ibiza Superman brings Santa home to a very un jolly Mrs Clause

December 24, 2020 11:59 am

Santa brings his naughty list and becomes an unlikely wingman for Superman

December 24, 2020 12:00 pm

Santa hires Superman to lose a few Xmas pounds

December 24, 2020 12:11 pm

Grandpa: You better be good for Santa this year kiddo!
Kid: Why? Will Krampus get me?
Grandpa: No. Superman will take you to jail.

December 24, 2020 12:16 pm

Wrestle Mania 37: Now making their way to the ring by air, at a combined weight of 736 lbs, The Man of Steel and Kris Kringle, tag team champions “The Justice League”

December 25, 2020 1:02 am

DC Comics Newest Title:
The team of Superman and Santa Clause, starring in-
“World’s Merriest”

December 25, 2020 11:51 am

you’ve got me? ho-ho-ho’s got you?

December 25, 2020 4:13 pm

you try sitting on santa’s lap while flying

December 25, 2020 4:14 pm

even superman wants a photo op with santa

December 25, 2020 4:16 pm

the new dynamic duo: flabs and abs

December 28, 2020 8:05 am

Yaaaayyyy…the stimulus cheques are here.

December 28, 2020 8:07 am

In Superman III Gus Gorman was actually written with Santa in mind.

December 28, 2020 8:08 am

Mind if we crash the office Christmas Party?

December 28, 2020 8:09 am

Santa the red lipped….ummm….person. Had a very shiny lip.

December 28, 2020 8:11 am

Steve shops a lot at amazon so he can be Super Santa Steve. And every body loves Super Santa Steve.

December 28, 2020 8:13 am

The ‘Can You Read My Mind’ scene just got a little merry wierd.

December 28, 2020 2:20 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

Ha ha ha! I was just about to make similar joke. Good one Kal-Ed! 😀

December 28, 2020 3:03 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Good one right hehehehe

December 28, 2020 8:14 am


December 28, 2020 1:30 pm

Thank you helping with my route this year Superman!

No problem Santa! Next stop, the Island of Misfit Toys! I think Bizzaro would love that train with the square wheels!

December 28, 2020 2:26 pm

Superman: No offense Santa, but do you think that it was a good idea to give Toyman toys for Christmas? You know he’s been bad in the past.

Santa: I’m sure it’s alright. He’s done nothing wrong this year. What could possibly go wrong? Ho ho ho!

December 31, 2020 2:36 pm

Merry Christmas! This “S” stands for Santa. Hope there’s a caption contest prize for me.

January 1, 2021 10:29 pm

Gonna party like it’s 1949!

January 1, 2021 10:33 pm

Yes, Virginia, there is a Superman!

January 1, 2021 10:39 pm

Here we are: Macy’s!

January 1, 2021 10:41 pm

This is a “one and done,” Nick!

January 1, 2021 10:49 pm

Next time use Amazon!

January 1, 2021 10:50 pm

Down, down, and away!

January 1, 2021 10:52 pm

We both lost our glasses! Lol

January 1, 2021 10:53 pm

NORAD is tracking us!

January 2, 2021 7:28 am

We are having a guys night out while Lois and Mrs. Clause care for Krypto and the reindeers.