Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Your lymph nodes feel swollen. I would see a doctor!
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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New social distancing rules: Flying.
A successful career can always soar high. But if you dare look down, the fall can always be deep.
You grew a moustache too, right?
Fun fact: this scene and this hairstyle inspired Lenny Kravitz for his 90s look and hit Flyaway. Just ask anybody.
I need to go to the bathroom.
That moment when you realise that the chili and Guacamole are kicking in and no restroom in sight.
Please do not say anything insensitive. Hell hath no fury than social media platforms scorned.
Gus: I put tar in that Kryptonite. After seeing with it did to you I’m never smoking again!
Superman: Thank you for choosing Kryptonian airlines. I hope that you enjoy your flight.
Gus: Is this first class?
This never happen when Gene Wilder is around
Gus Gorman: Hey Superman do you mind making if we stop by Wendy’s?
Gus: Falcor! It’s like the nothing never was!
Superman: The nothing? Falcor?
Gus: I can see my house from here!
Wow! why does that look so familiar?
Gus: Can you read my mind?
Superman: No I can’t.
Gus: Well I’m thinking that I’m afraid of heights. Put me down!
Gus: Has anyone ever told you that from this angle you look like ClarK Kent?
Superman: Come on, I look nothing like the guy. He wears glasses…………………
In case if anyone was wondering what happened to a previous joke of mine that disappeared, I deleted it because I thought that it was too similar to another joke I had made and I didn’t want to look like I was repeating myself.
Superman: Thank you for flying half cents airlines…
Gus: I want my sports car!
Sure we are in a bad movie, but at least this isn’t A Quest for Peace.
True story: this is how Richard Pryor got to rehab.
Gus: You’ve got me?! WHOSE GOT YOU?!
Thanks, Superman. You can drop me off right here… Uh… Maybe I should rephrase that?
Things working out with the redhead? Cool. You ain’t with Lois Lane anymore? Huh…say, Supes, uh…you don’t happen to still have Lois’s number, do you?
Superman: “Whoa, this is disgusting! The next time you let one fly, I´ll let YOU fly.”
Gus: Hey Superman, how tall is your house?
Superman: This tall.
Superman: You know the game limbo is about how low can you go, but for me it’s how high can I fly?
To the SupermanHompage, Steve Younis and to all of it’s staff and all of its members. My fellow Superman fans. Happy Superman day!
May you enjoy Superman on this day.
Three cheers for Superman!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
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How do you get your hair looking like that?
I have been looking for a new hair style. Who is your barber?
Did you hear the one about the Chicken crossing the road?
I smell it to, it was not me.
Hey Sups can we get some coffee? I get crabby when I skip my cup of joe in the morning.
so does this count towards my frequent flier miles?
gus: i swallowed a bug!
superman: yeah, it happens!
I wasn’t expecting this when I called for my Uber
“It’s easy! You just jump into the air and keep going!”
What do you mean something went wrong and we have to go back… back in time around the Earth? What happened? What happened in Superman III?
Don’t worry. It’ll be over in two hours.
Thanks for letting me appear in your movie, Mr. Pryor.
I’m such a fan of Robert Vaughn.
I love The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Say something funny, Richard.
Superman: Cool mustache.
Gus:Um thanks.
Superman: I’m thinking about growing one myself.
Gus:Huh?
Gus: Wait! Stop! I just saw Santa Clause fly past us! Turn around so I can tell him what I want for Christmas!
Superman: Belive it or not I’m walking on air.
Gus: Are you seriously singing that song?
Gus: Can you please slow down?
Superman: Sorry Gus. We’ve got a plane to catch.
Gus: Plane? What Plane? You don’t need a plane! You can fly!
Hey Superman, I dropped my wallet!
Superman: Have you’ve ever seen the movie Top Gun?
Gus: Yeah why?
Superman: We’re going to buzz the tower.
Gus: WE’RE GOING TO DO WHAT!!!????
Superman: I think this might be a bad time to mention this, but I just had my eyes dilated for a eye exam and everything’s still blurry.
Gus: WHAT!!!???