Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

butchmoore:
Your lymph nodes feel swollen. I would see a doctor!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Kal-Ed
June 11, 2020 6:24 am

New social distancing rules: Flying.

Kal-Ed
June 11, 2020 6:25 am

A successful career can always soar high. But if you dare look down, the fall can always be deep.

Kal-Ed
June 11, 2020 6:27 am

You grew a moustache too, right?

Kal-Ed
June 11, 2020 6:30 am

Fun fact: this scene and this hairstyle inspired Lenny Kravitz for his 90s look and hit Flyaway. Just ask anybody.

Kal-Ed
June 11, 2020 6:32 am

I need to go to the bathroom.

Kal-Ed
June 11, 2020 6:34 am

That moment when you realise that the chili and Guacamole are kicking in and no restroom in sight.

Kal-Ed
June 11, 2020 6:37 am

Please do not say anything insensitive. Hell hath no fury than social media platforms scorned.

MattComics
June 11, 2020 8:21 am

Gus: I put tar in that Kryptonite. After seeing with it did to you I’m never smoking again!
 

Last edited 5 months ago by MattComics
Superman2878
June 11, 2020 9:04 am

Superman: Thank you for choosing Kryptonian airlines. I hope that you enjoy your flight.

Gus: Is this first class?

Pragmaticgolem
June 11, 2020 10:53 am

This never happen when Gene Wilder is around

Superlycan
June 11, 2020 10:56 am

Gus Gorman: Hey Superman do you mind making if we stop by Wendy’s?
 

Superman2878
June 11, 2020 11:09 am

Gus: Falcor! It’s like the nothing never was!
Superman: The nothing? Falcor?

Superman2878
June 11, 2020 11:47 am

Gus: I can see my house from here!

Steve Eden
June 11, 2020 7:05 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Wow! why does that look so familiar?

Superman2878
June 11, 2020 11:49 am

Gus: Can you read my mind?
Superman: No I can’t.
Gus: Well I’m thinking that I’m afraid of heights. Put me down!

Superman2878
June 11, 2020 11:58 am

Gus: Has anyone ever told you that from this angle you look like ClarK Kent?
Superman: Come on, I look nothing like the guy. He wears glasses…………………

Superman2878
June 11, 2020 3:44 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

In case if anyone was wondering what happened to a previous joke of mine that disappeared, I deleted it because I thought that it was too similar to another joke I had made and I didn’t want to look like I was repeating myself.

Last edited 5 months ago by Superman2878
kaleldpn
June 11, 2020 2:58 pm

Superman: Thank you for flying half cents airlines…
Gus: I want my sports car!

stuff
June 11, 2020 4:09 pm

Sure we are in a bad movie, but at least this isn’t A Quest for Peace.

afriend
June 11, 2020 4:37 pm

True story: this is how Richard Pryor got to rehab.

afriend
June 11, 2020 4:39 pm

Gus: You’ve got me?! WHOSE GOT YOU?!

Steve Eden
June 11, 2020 7:04 pm

Thanks, Superman. You can drop me off right here… Uh… Maybe I should rephrase that?

Chiptooth
June 11, 2020 11:32 pm

Things working out with the redhead? Cool. You ain’t with Lois Lane anymore? Huh…say, Supes, uh…you don’t happen to still have Lois’s number, do you?

Stefan-El
June 12, 2020 4:44 am

Superman: “Whoa, this is disgusting! The next time you let one fly, I´ll let YOU fly.”

Superman2878
June 12, 2020 8:47 am

Gus: Hey Superman, how tall is your house?
Superman: This tall.

Superman2878
June 12, 2020 10:35 am

Superman: You know the game limbo is about how low can you go, but for me it’s how high can I fly?

Last edited 5 months ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
June 12, 2020 3:57 pm

To the SupermanHompage, Steve Younis and to all of it’s staff and all of its members. My fellow Superman fans. Happy Superman day!
May you enjoy Superman on this day.
Three cheers for Superman!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
😀

jreyes3001
June 12, 2020 9:57 pm

How do you get your hair looking like that?

jreyes3001
June 12, 2020 9:58 pm

I have been looking for a new hair style. Who is your barber?

jreyes3001
June 12, 2020 10:00 pm

Did you hear the one about the Chicken crossing the road?

jreyes3001
June 12, 2020 10:03 pm

I smell it to, it was not me.

jreyes3001
June 12, 2020 10:04 pm

Hey Sups can we get some coffee? I get crabby when I skip my cup of joe in the morning.

superhero
June 13, 2020 2:32 pm

so does this count towards my frequent flier miles?

superhero
June 13, 2020 2:34 pm

gus: i swallowed a bug!
 
superman: yeah, it happens!

mnostl32
June 13, 2020 4:38 pm

I wasn’t expecting this when I called for my Uber

butchmoore
June 13, 2020 11:09 pm

“It’s easy! You just jump into the air and keep going!”

Da Puertorican
June 14, 2020 12:21 am

What do you mean something went wrong and we have to go back… back in time around the Earth? What happened? What happened in Superman III?

supermanofreno
June 15, 2020 8:43 pm

Don’t worry. It’ll be over in two hours.

supermanofreno
June 15, 2020 8:45 pm

Thanks for letting me appear in your movie, Mr. Pryor.

supermanofreno
June 15, 2020 8:56 pm

I’m such a fan of Robert Vaughn.

supermanofreno
June 15, 2020 8:59 pm

I love The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

supermanofreno
June 15, 2020 9:00 pm

Say something funny, Richard.

Superman2878
June 16, 2020 2:46 pm

Superman: Cool mustache.
Gus:Um thanks.
Superman: I’m thinking about growing one myself.
Gus:Huh?

Superman2878
June 16, 2020 2:55 pm

Gus: Wait! Stop! I just saw Santa Clause fly past us! Turn around so I can tell him what I want for Christmas!

Last edited 5 months ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
June 16, 2020 3:00 pm

Superman: Belive it or not I’m walking on air.
Gus: Are you seriously singing that song?

Superman2878
June 16, 2020 3:03 pm

Gus: Can you please slow down?
Superman: Sorry Gus. We’ve got a plane to catch.
Gus: Plane? What Plane? You don’t need a plane! You can fly!

Superman2878
June 16, 2020 8:58 pm

Hey Superman, I dropped my wallet!

Superman2878
June 19, 2020 4:19 pm

Superman: Have you’ve ever seen the movie Top Gun?

Gus: Yeah why?

Superman: We’re going to buzz the tower.

Gus: WE’RE GOING TO DO WHAT!!!????

Last edited 5 months ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
June 20, 2020 7:08 pm

Superman: I think this might be a bad time to mention this, but I just had my eyes dilated for a eye exam and everything’s still blurry.

Gus: WHAT!!!???