Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Do you have any aloe?
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I play for hope, rock, & the American way & I can still manage to save the day.
This looks like a job for SuperMachoMan!!!! Yeah!!!
ohhhhhYEEEAHHHH!
Not exactly the 21st Century version of “Sunshine Superman”
Somewhere Donavan is smiling.
Lobo: “Hey! You stole my look!”
Superman: “And?”
The head nurse spoke up.
She said “Leave this on alone!”
She could tell by the way,
THAT I WAS BAD TO THE BONE!
DA NAH NAH NAAAH NAH
And Superman learns the hard way why you should always keep your songs to three chords…
I’m playing with James Hetfield’s guitar. So what? Nothing Else Matters.
Goodbye DC Direct….Hello DC Di-Riff.
Never thought I’d live to see the day: me on the cover of the new Iron Maiden album…and Eddie in the background.
They Can’t Stop Us Let ’em Tryyy…For Dark Knights Meh-tal We Will Dieee.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!!!
Eleven? My amp goes up to TWELVE!
Ritchie Blackmore!? Never heard of him.
Yeah, Heavy Metal is Great, I guess, It’s the big thing right now. But I’m really a folk music guy.
Breaking News: Superman will score the soundtrack to Zack Snyder’s Justice League.
Wanna hear some Al Martino?
I should have been included in the Man Of Steel line back in the 90s. Me….Heavy Metal Superman. Not that terrible excuse of a figure of Street Guardian Superman.
For my next number, ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to play a little ditty that I wrote myself. It is entitled ” The Day They Fired Dan DiDio”.
I need a name! What’s a great sounding heavy metal band name!? Crypt-On!? Children Of Zod!?
Roa send me an….inspiration!!!
Bill and Ted meet Superman in their next film to learn some awesome new lessons in Rock ‘n’ roll .
Bill and Ted: “Whoa! No way! Excellent!”
Superman: “ Party On Dudes!”
This is so embarrassing. I will get you for this Scott Snyder.
i take requests
superman: the man of heavy metal
superman: the man of iron maiden
♪♪are you going to scarborough fair? parsley sage rosemary and thyme♫♫
Like I Said, I’m really a folk music guy.
guitar hero
“Gonna slow it down for ya’ll right now…
….’Almost Heaven….West Virginia'”
Free Bird!!
The man of shred!
Wait read the sign “No Stairway to Heaven.”
Who would win in a fight Lemmy or Superman? Trick question Lemmy is Superman.
The new front man for Alice In Chains.
Variant cover for the album Surfing with the Alien.
New album Shredding with the Alien.
Justice League: Rock of Ages Cut
tom cruise doesn’t cut corners, lol
Earth 783 was wiped out during Crisis. Nobody cared.
The S stands for SuperStar!
I just stopped the entire Legion of Doom using only my electric guitar. When they heard me start to play, they gave up.
When Kal-El’s ship crashed in Ozzy Osbourne’s backyard, Superman had a very different upbringing.
With less people needing Superman, Clark took up some new hobbies during the COVID lockdowns.
criss angel: mind freak!
Another power. Supermusic. Swinng!
Presenting AC/”DC”s new lead guitarist Angus Kent!
Superman got real bored during Covid and played Guitar “Hero” quite literally!
“Feelings… Nothing more than feelings…
Yeah, you’ve heard of heavy metal but are you ready for HEAVY STEEL?!