Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
Do you have any aloe?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Rambo
August 13, 2020 1:49 am

I play for hope, rock, & the American way & I can still manage to save the day.

Superman2878
August 13, 2020 8:04 am

This looks like a job for SuperMachoMan!!!! Yeah!!!

superhero
August 17, 2020 9:45 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

ohhhhhYEEEAHHHH!

Tom-EL
August 13, 2020 11:26 am

Not exactly the 21st Century version of “Sunshine Superman”

Steve Eden
August 13, 2020 3:02 pm
Reply to  Tom-EL

Somewhere Donavan is smiling.

Superman2878
August 13, 2020 12:29 pm

Lobo: “Hey! You stole my look!”

Superman: “And?”

luminaire1
August 13, 2020 12:47 pm

The head nurse spoke up.
She said “Leave this on alone!”
She could tell by the way,
THAT I WAS BAD TO THE BONE!

Kal-Ed
August 13, 2020 3:05 pm
Reply to  luminaire1

DA NAH NAH NAAAH NAH

kaleldpn
August 13, 2020 2:09 pm

And Superman learns the hard way why you should always keep your songs to three chords…

Kal-Ed
August 13, 2020 2:43 pm

I’m playing with James Hetfield’s guitar. So what? Nothing Else Matters.

Kal-Ed
August 13, 2020 2:46 pm

Goodbye DC Direct….Hello DC Di-Riff.

Kal-Ed
August 13, 2020 2:48 pm

Never thought I’d live to see the day: me on the cover of the new Iron Maiden album…and Eddie in the background.

Kal-Ed
August 13, 2020 2:51 pm

They Can’t Stop Us Let ’em Tryyy…For Dark Knights Meh-tal We Will Dieee.

Steve Eden
August 13, 2020 2:52 pm

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!!!

Steve Eden
August 13, 2020 2:54 pm

Eleven? My amp goes up to TWELVE!

Last edited 1 year ago by Steve Eden
Kal-Ed
August 13, 2020 2:57 pm

Ritchie Blackmore!? Never heard of him.

Steve Eden
August 13, 2020 2:58 pm

Yeah, Heavy Metal is Great, I guess, It’s the big thing right now. But I’m really a folk music guy.

Kal-Ed
August 13, 2020 3:01 pm

Breaking News: Superman will score the soundtrack to Zack Snyder’s Justice League.

Steve Eden
August 13, 2020 3:01 pm

Wanna hear some Al Martino?

Kal-Ed
August 13, 2020 3:05 pm

I should have been included in the Man Of Steel line back in the 90s. Me….Heavy Metal Superman. Not that terrible excuse of a figure of Street Guardian Superman.

Steve Eden
August 13, 2020 3:07 pm

For my next number, ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to play a little ditty that I wrote myself. It is entitled ” The Day They Fired Dan DiDio”.

Kal-Ed
August 13, 2020 3:11 pm

I need a name! What’s a great sounding heavy metal band name!? Crypt-On!? Children Of Zod!?

Roa send me an….inspiration!!!

Superman2878
August 13, 2020 11:31 pm

Bill and Ted meet Superman in their next film to learn some awesome new lessons in Rock ‘n’ roll .

Bill and Ted: “Whoa! No way! Excellent!”

Superman: “ Party On Dudes!”

igiggal
August 14, 2020 1:59 pm

This is so embarrassing. I will get you for this Scott Snyder.

superhero
August 14, 2020 2:36 pm

i take requests

superhero
August 14, 2020 2:38 pm

superman: the man of heavy metal

superhero
August 14, 2020 2:38 pm

superman: the man of iron maiden

superhero
August 14, 2020 2:43 pm

♪♪are you going to scarborough fair? parsley sage rosemary and thyme♫♫

Steve Eden
August 20, 2020 6:11 pm
Reply to  superhero

Like I Said, I’m really a folk music guy.

superhero
August 14, 2020 4:56 pm

guitar hero

Andy
August 15, 2020 6:26 am

“Gonna slow it down for ya’ll right now…

….’Almost Heaven….West Virginia'”

jreyes3001
August 16, 2020 2:24 am

Free Bird!!

jreyes3001
August 16, 2020 2:25 am

The man of shred!

jreyes3001
August 16, 2020 2:26 am

Wait read the sign “No Stairway to Heaven.”

jreyes3001
August 16, 2020 2:32 am

Who would win in a fight Lemmy or Superman? Trick question Lemmy is Superman.

jreyes3001
August 16, 2020 2:41 am

The new front man for Alice In Chains.

jreyes3001
August 16, 2020 2:44 am

Variant cover for the album Surfing with the Alien.

Last edited 1 year ago by jreyes3001
jreyes3001
August 16, 2020 2:46 am

New album Shredding with the Alien.

mnostl32
August 16, 2020 8:09 am

Justice League: Rock of Ages Cut

superhero
August 17, 2020 9:46 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

tom cruise doesn’t cut corners, lol

mnostl32
August 16, 2020 8:09 am

Earth 783 was wiped out during Crisis. Nobody cared.

Superman2878
August 16, 2020 8:59 pm

The S stands for SuperStar!

Superman2878
August 16, 2020 9:02 pm

I just stopped the entire Legion of Doom using only my electric guitar. When they heard me start to play, they gave up.

mnostl32
August 17, 2020 9:55 am

When Kal-El’s ship crashed in Ozzy Osbourne’s backyard, Superman had a very different upbringing.

mnostl32
August 17, 2020 10:02 am

With less people needing Superman, Clark took up some new hobbies during the COVID lockdowns.

superhero
August 17, 2020 9:42 pm

criss angel: mind freak!

Justin Suarez
August 18, 2020 9:30 pm

Another power. Supermusic. Swinng!

mnostl32
August 19, 2020 10:43 am

Presenting AC/”DC”s new lead guitarist Angus Kent!

mnostl32
August 19, 2020 10:44 am

Superman got real bored during Covid and played Guitar “Hero” quite literally!

Last edited 1 year ago by mnostl32
Steve Eden
August 20, 2020 6:13 pm

“Feelings… Nothing more than feelings…

MattComics
August 24, 2020 1:28 pm

Yeah, you’ve heard of heavy metal but are you ready for HEAVY STEEL?!