Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

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Free Willy IV: The Quest for Krill.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Andy
Andy
April 22, 2021 1:23 am

‘Clark knew the Fortress computers were acting up when the new batch of Superman robots came in’

butchmoore
butchmoore
April 22, 2021 3:05 am

And Sheldon said, “This is why I wanted to have a costume meeting!”

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 8:27 am

Auditions for the next Superman movie reboot.

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 1, 2021 1:44 am
Reply to  Superman2878

You beat me to it! Lol

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 8:28 am

A deleted scene from last year’s Crossover

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 8:29 am

Will the real Superman please stand up, please stand up!

Kal-Ed
April 22, 2021 3:08 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

You beat me to it hahahaha

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 4:03 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

I couldn’t resist. Lol! 🙂

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 8:31 am

multipicity 2

hdansjr
hdansjr
April 22, 2021 8:33 am

DC’s attempt at introducing the multi-verse was not as popular as Marvel’s venture.

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 8:35 am

Superman’s cousins. Bob-El, Steve-El, Mike-El, Joel-El, Sam-El and his second cousin twice removed Tom-El.

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 8:36 am

Family reunion at the fortress of solitude.

superhero
superhero
April 22, 2021 8:36 am

hi, i’m larry, and this is my brother darryl, and these are my other brother’s darryl.

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 8:37 am

Alright! Who’s been cloning Superman again? Lex was it you?

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 8:41 am

This is what happens if Lois breaks up with Clark.

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 9:08 am

This looks like a job for Superman!
Everyone: Which one?

Steve Eden
Steve Eden
April 22, 2021 1:59 pm

A hush comes over the room as the newest member of the Superman Multiversal Glee Club enters the room.

Steve Eden
Steve Eden
April 22, 2021 2:03 pm

Who’s that?
Is it really him?
It is!
Everyone, everyone! Please welcome Super-Bicycle Repairman!!!

superhero
superhero
April 22, 2021 3:19 pm

so none of you have change for a dollar?

Kal-Ed
April 22, 2021 3:19 pm

BRC. Bicycle Repairmen Club.

Kal-Ed
April 22, 2021 3:21 pm

Smallville…??

Nobody’s went back to that town since 1938.

Kal-Ed
April 22, 2021 3:23 pm

Oh bullocks…what will the neighbours think?

Kal-Ed
April 22, 2021 3:25 pm

That look when you don’t spend the first round of drinks on your friends.

Kal-Ed
April 22, 2021 3:26 pm

That’s what we call a super bachelor party.

superhero
superhero
April 22, 2021 3:28 pm

whose briefs are these?

Kal-Ed
April 22, 2021 3:28 pm

That look when a girl asks for the ladies room…in a gay bar.

superhero
superhero
April 22, 2021 3:29 pm

umm, we were told that we’d be auditioning with diane lane!?

Kal-Ed
April 22, 2021 3:31 pm

Looks of joy turn into sorrow…when the village idiot walks into the pub.

Kal-Ed
April 22, 2021 3:34 pm

….and then she slaps him in the face and falls to the floor with his buttocks on the stool BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA….oh….hi, Ed. We were just talking about you.

afriend
afriend
April 22, 2021 3:52 pm

Jon Peters is producing again…

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 4:08 pm

On earth2 Rian Johnson directs the next Superman movie

Superman2878
April 22, 2021 4:19 pm

The Superman fan club sings their opening ode. “Here I come to save the daaaay! Superman is on his waaaaaaay!”

superhero
superhero
April 22, 2021 6:47 pm

so with a timeshare, each of you would have fractional ownership of the fortress of solitude!

MattComics
MattComics
April 23, 2021 3:24 pm

On our world it means “spam,spam,spam..”

CrystalLakeKlr
CrystalLakeKlr
April 23, 2021 10:16 pm

Next time on Multiverse Laundromat

CrystalLakeKlr
CrystalLakeKlr
April 23, 2021 10:18 pm

How many Supermen does it take to change a light bulb?

CrystalLakeKlr
CrystalLakeKlr
April 23, 2021 10:22 pm

Casting for the adult version of Superman ’78

kalel0804
kalel0804
April 23, 2021 11:32 pm

Of screen Superman: Not the most comfortable suit, but hey at least it’s good pay.

Other Supermen: You’re getting paid?…

CJonathanK
CJonathanK
April 24, 2021 1:36 pm

He builds robots. Just not good ones.

superhero
superhero
April 24, 2021 1:50 pm

the first comic-con

superhero
superhero
April 26, 2021 8:41 pm

we finally have proof that chris odonnell auditioned for man of steel

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 28, 2021 9:43 am

Throwback to the 1st Superman Celebration in Metropolis

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 28, 2021 10:08 am

You, with the glasses, you look like a Clark Kent!

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 28, 2021 11:13 am

That’s a lot of red underwear!

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 28, 2021 11:29 am

Interested in not cleaning your clothes again? Well luckily for you, we have our new and improved Superman suits that are impervious to stain and odour. So buy yours today so you can feel Super!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 1, 2021 1:45 am

The doctor will see you now!

KMP
KMP
May 1, 2021 1:19 pm

No one expects the Superman Inquisition!

superhero
superhero
May 2, 2021 8:07 pm

um, who washed their cape with my suit? now i’m purple!!

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 7, 2021 11:01 pm

And now for something completely different

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 7, 2021 11:04 pm

Monty Pythons Flying Superman

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 7, 2021 11:06 pm

British Superman’s only weakness, dental care

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 7, 2021 11:08 pm

I’m looking for the Clark whose parents are Martha and Johnathen pennnywhether?

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 7, 2021 11:17 pm

By complete fluke Britains got talent has multiple Superman impersonators. Simon Cowell loses his mind and fires producers Simon Percyfatheringham