Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

GodzillaofSteel:
There’s a reason why they call me “Bat God”.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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butchmoore
butchmoore
December 21, 2023 12:14 am

‘I’ll believe in you…if you’ll believe in me!”

Superman2878
December 21, 2023 12:28 am

What I want for Christmas Santa is a Batman mask and cape.

Superman2878
December 21, 2023 12:30 am

Have you ever considered time sharing your place at the north pole?

Superman2878
December 21, 2023 12:34 am

I don’t think Lex should get any presents this year Santa.

Don’t worry. I got him a big green lump coal for Christmas.

Wait! Did you say green?

Superman2878
December 21, 2023 12:36 am

I’m as fast as a speeding bullet, but you deliver presents to all the children in the world in one night. How do you do it?

“Red Bull gives you wings!”

SteelMan
December 21, 2023 8:18 am

But I’m telling you, I’m Superman!

Sure buddy… And I’m really Santa Claus.

Last edited 2 months ago by SteelMan
Carstonio
Carstonio
December 21, 2023 9:44 am

“Look, don’t blame me for sending you Kryptonite underwear.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
December 21, 2023 9:46 am

“I need your help, Santa…Toyman is planning to Whamageddon the entire world.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
December 21, 2023 9:48 am

“…and for Luthor, can you make him grow a bright purple shag of frizzy hair overnight?”

Carstonio
Carstonio
December 21, 2023 9:54 am

“A secret identity probably wouldn’t work for you unless you lose the beard.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
December 21, 2023 9:55 am

“You say the reindeer are sick with mistletoe fever? Count on me – I’ll have all the presents delivered in two hours!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
December 21, 2023 10:04 am

“Bad news, Clark – all that ostracizing has turned Rudolph into a supervillain who has your powers.”

Last edited 2 months ago by Carstonio
mnostl32
mnostl32
December 21, 2023 1:13 pm

I really wish people knew it was us delivery all those Amazon Prime packages around the holidays.

lunetemperee
lunetemperee
December 21, 2023 1:28 pm

What keeps you warm? Hot chocolate or tea?

Carstonio
Carstonio
December 21, 2023 4:26 pm

“What’s the creepiest thing you’ve seen on your rounds?”
”Harley Quinn greeting me by singing an awful version of Santa Baby.”

Last edited 2 months ago by Carstonio
David Stone
David Stone
December 21, 2023 5:31 pm

Look, all I am asking is that you keep the Reindeer out of my Fortress of Solitude

KMP
KMP
January 1, 2024 3:28 pm

Eight is Enough, Santa