Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
Ok, forget the Tango. next time we’ll try the Macarena!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 11, 2021 2:01 am

Lex:Who wants what for dinner?
Black Manta: Pizza!
Solomon Grundy: Burger King!
Bizarro: Bizarro no want Taco Bell!
Cheeta: How about KFC?
Brainiac: Does not compute! Error!

Last edited 18 days ago by Superman2878
KMP
KMP(@kmp)
November 15, 2021 12:36 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Seems liker Black Manta would want Long John Silver’s…

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican(@da-puertorican)
November 11, 2021 2:22 am

First order of business… Can someone tell me how are there shadows right behind us when there is no light source in front of us?

Last edited 18 days ago by Da Puertorican
MattComics
MattComics(@mattcomics)
November 11, 2021 8:07 am

Meanwhile, at DC Editorial..

Last edited 18 days ago by MattComics
afriend
afriend(@afriend)
November 11, 2021 7:22 pm
Reply to  MattComics

Alright. Contest is over, we’ve got a winner right here!

igiggal
igiggal(@igiggal)
November 11, 2021 11:44 am

…and the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!! AHHHH!!!! Bwah-haha!

robertjgillis
robertjgillis(@robertjgillis)
November 11, 2021 1:25 pm

The taxi cost me $6.50 to get here

robertjgillis
robertjgillis(@robertjgillis)
November 11, 2021 1:26 pm

Lex: “Hi, I’m Lex, and um, I’m a super-villain”
All: “Hi, Lex.”

robertjgillis
robertjgillis(@robertjgillis)
November 11, 2021 1:26 pm

Ground Rules: “No discussions of the Supergirl finale because some of us have not watched it yet.”

robertjgillis
robertjgillis(@robertjgillis)
November 11, 2021 1:27 pm

“Acknowledging we’re all evil, I have to say the Supergirl finale was VERY good.”

robertjgillis
robertjgillis(@robertjgillis)
November 11, 2021 1:28 pm

“I know you think I went to the Phantom Zone, but that was a different Lex in another universe.”

robertjgillis
robertjgillis(@robertjgillis)
November 11, 2021 1:29 pm

Lex: “The motion to START the meeting made by Bizzaro is on the table. All in favor?”
All: “Aye.”
Lex: “Great, meeting AJOURNED.”

robertjgillis
robertjgillis(@robertjgillis)
November 11, 2021 1:31 pm

Lex: “Everyone seems so animated today!”
All: “{Groan}”

robertjgillis
robertjgillis(@robertjgillis)
November 11, 2021 1:31 pm

No one brought donuts?

robertjgillis
robertjgillis(@robertjgillis)
November 11, 2021 1:32 pm

Wait, which Earth is this?

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 11, 2021 1:53 pm

Now I, Lex Luthor! The greatest criminal mind of our time, happily accepts this appointed role as your leader which has been bestowed on to me!

Brainiac: This outcome is illogical. I have 12th level intellect. I should lead this council.

Black manta: Yeah! Who voted you into office?

Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday!!!

Bizarro: Me no want Recount! No Recount!!!

afriend
afriend(@afriend)
November 11, 2021 7:21 pm

Welcome to the Roast of Bizarro! And let me tell you, he am so good…

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 1:22 am

Lex:Ya know it would be easier to look at everyone if there were chairs facing me!

Last edited 17 days ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 1:24 am

Thanksgiving at the Legion of Doom.

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 1:28 am

Ok so here are the results for this week’s voting poll. 11 for yes 2 for no. Only one problem, what did we vote on???

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 1:31 am

I like to thank the Academy for this prestigious award!

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 1:35 am

Welcome to the No Superheroes Allowed only Supervillians Agency!…..
We need a new name.

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 1:40 am

Lex: I motion that we move our current hidden location from a swamp to a dessert!

Five minutes later……

Lex: What! Brainiac is relplacing me as head of the Leagion of Doom?

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 1:42 am

Lex: Who took my parking space?

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 1:48 am

Alright! Who’s the clown booing at my speech?

Riddler: I know the answer! It’s the Joker!!!!

Last edited 17 days ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 1:58 am

Lex:Here are the hidden locations to where the JL have their secret meetings.
The watch tower, the Hall of Justice, Otisburg…..Otisburg?
Otis:Miss Techmaker, she’s got her own place.
Lex:Otisburg??
Otis:It’s a little bitty place
Lex:Otisburg????
Otis: Ok I’ll just wipe it off with a towel.

Hailex
Hailex(@hailex)
November 12, 2021 10:02 am

Super-Villain Family Feud

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 12, 2021 7:33 pm

Lex: So, thoughts on Supergirl’s series finale……Anyone? No one? Really???

Last edited 17 days ago by Superman2878
KMP
KMP(@kmp)
November 15, 2021 12:35 pm

Grodd, will you please sit down! You’re overshadowing everybody!

lunetemperee
lunetemperee(@lunetemperee)
November 16, 2021 4:54 am

What pose shall we take for our action figures?

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 18, 2021 12:07 am

Lex: All in favor of bringing back Brandon Routh’s Superman say aye!
Everyone: AYE!!!!
Lex: All oppose?
No one:…………….
Lex:Votes unanimous and passed! Bring back Brandon Routh’s Superman WB!

Brandon Routh’s performance as The Man of Tomarrow was so good that even the Legion of Doom wants him back as Superman.

Last edited 12 days ago by Superman2878
supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:09 pm

Welcome to Toastmasters

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:13 pm

I choose to shave my head!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:14 pm

I do not look like Bruce Willis!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:15 pm

Purple is not pretty!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:16 pm

I’m not paying for lunch again!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:19 pm

Do not call me Grandpa!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:20 pm

What are you looking at!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:20 pm

I hate Millenials!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:21 pm

No more stand-up comedy for me!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 10:22 pm

I hate Orphan Annie!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 11:12 pm

Who took my wallet?

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
November 18, 2021 11:13 pm

Yes, I had beans for lunch!

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
November 20, 2021 9:25 am

Time to work on our vocals. Everyone
La la la la la la laaaaaa
Grodd your pitch is a little flat.