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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Ok, forget the Tango. next time we’ll try the Macarena!
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Lex:Who wants what for dinner?
Black Manta: Pizza!
Solomon Grundy: Burger King!
Bizarro: Bizarro no want Taco Bell!
Cheeta: How about KFC?
Brainiac: Does not compute! Error!
Seems liker Black Manta would want Long John Silver’s…
First order of business… Can someone tell me how are there shadows right behind us when there is no light source in front of us?
Meanwhile, at DC Editorial..
Alright. Contest is over, we’ve got a winner right here!
…and the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!! AHHHH!!!! Bwah-haha!
The taxi cost me $6.50 to get here
Lex: “Hi, I’m Lex, and um, I’m a super-villain”
All: “Hi, Lex.”
Ground Rules: “No discussions of the Supergirl finale because some of us have not watched it yet.”
“Acknowledging we’re all evil, I have to say the Supergirl finale was VERY good.”
“I know you think I went to the Phantom Zone, but that was a different Lex in another universe.”
Lex: “The motion to START the meeting made by Bizzaro is on the table. All in favor?”
All: “Aye.”
Lex: “Great, meeting AJOURNED.”
Lex: “Everyone seems so animated today!”
All: “{Groan}”
No one brought donuts?
Wait, which Earth is this?
Now I, Lex Luthor! The greatest criminal mind of our time, happily accepts this appointed role as your leader which has been bestowed on to me!
Brainiac: This outcome is illogical. I have 12th level intellect. I should lead this council.
Black manta: Yeah! Who voted you into office?
Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday!!!
Bizarro: Me no want Recount! No Recount!!!
Welcome to the Roast of Bizarro! And let me tell you, he am so good…
Lex:Ya know it would be easier to look at everyone if there were chairs facing me!
Thanksgiving at the Legion of Doom.
Ok so here are the results for this week’s voting poll. 11 for yes 2 for no. Only one problem, what did we vote on???
I like to thank the Academy for this prestigious award!
Welcome to the No Superheroes Allowed only Supervillians Agency!…..
We need a new name.
Lex: I motion that we move our current hidden location from a swamp to a dessert!
Five minutes later……
Lex: What! Brainiac is relplacing me as head of the Leagion of Doom?
Lex: Who took my parking space?
Alright! Who’s the clown booing at my speech?
Riddler: I know the answer! It’s the Joker!!!!
Lex:Here are the hidden locations to where the JL have their secret meetings.
The watch tower, the Hall of Justice, Otisburg…..Otisburg?
Otis:Miss Techmaker, she’s got her own place.
Lex:Otisburg??
Otis:It’s a little bitty place
Lex:Otisburg????
Otis: Ok I’ll just wipe it off with a towel.
Super-Villain Family Feud
Lex: So, thoughts on Supergirl’s series finale……Anyone? No one? Really???
Grodd, will you please sit down! You’re overshadowing everybody!
What pose shall we take for our action figures?
Lex: All in favor of bringing back Brandon Routh’s Superman say aye!
Everyone: AYE!!!!
Lex: All oppose?
No one:…………….
Lex:Votes unanimous and passed! Bring back Brandon Routh’s Superman WB!
Brandon Routh’s performance as The Man of Tomarrow was so good that even the Legion of Doom wants him back as Superman.
Welcome to Toastmasters
I choose to shave my head!
I do not look like Bruce Willis!
Purple is not pretty!
I’m not paying for lunch again!
Do not call me Grandpa!
What are you looking at!
I hate Millenials!
No more stand-up comedy for me!
I hate Orphan Annie!
Who took my wallet?
Yes, I had beans for lunch!
Time to work on our vocals. Everyone
La la la la la la laaaaaa
Grodd your pitch is a little flat.