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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Superman: Really Bendis? Really?!
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Ha ha sweet I won LOL awesome! Thanks Steve!
Congrats!
As for this picture
Lex: I did all of this for the fans! Put on the darn suit already!!!!
Tom: NO
This is the best one here so far imo
Lex: “I just found out who you really are Clark! Or should I say Batman!”
Clark: “ Did you check who’s initials are in that journal Lex?”
Lex: “ Of course I did! They say BW ohhh!”
Lex: “ So I did some family research in the old Luthor family album and what do you know? Your great great great grandpa and my great great great grandma were first cousins. Do you know what this means Clark? We’re related!”
Clark: “ I’m adopted.”
Lex: “ Whhhhaaaaaaaaaat?”
Lex: “I have here in my hands the total accumulation of knowledge from all 195 known countries in the world.”
Clark: “I’ve memorized the total accumulation of knowledge from all 28 known galaxies.”
Lex: “Show off!”
Lex: “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Clark Kent?”
Clark: “I am Clark Kent.”
Lex :No you’re not. Clark wears glasses.”
Clark: Did you ever meet Dr. Virgil Swann?
Lex: In another life and time. We were both two very different people. He was you and I was my own nephew.
Lex: The Dude of Steel?
Clark: It’s Man of Steel or Superman but neither now since I’m retired so it’s just Clark.
Lex: Boy are you going to get it!
Clark: Go home Lenny
Maybe he forgot his drums. Ha ha ha 😀
Clark: You’re not Lex
Lex: And you’re not Superman
Clark: What’s with you and hair anyway? You couldn’t grow hair on your head so you just decided to grow it on your face instead?
Lex: I think it makes me look more sinister.
Clark: Keep telling yourself that but you really shouldn’t lie to anyone especially to yourself.
Clark: You broke my daughter’s toy!
Lex: Really Clark? Really? The multiverse is in danger of being destroyed and you’re worried about a stupid toy?
Clark: My universe spawned all of your other universes. Without us you wouldn’t exist so the way I see my universe has the right away to having immunity to your problems that your universes started. Now before you leave you will reimburse me for the damages done to my daughter’s toy.
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS TO DO ONE OF THESE! Let’s see…
Clark: “Another Lex? How can this possibly get worse?”
Lex: “If we’re already talking, Chlark or Clois?”
Clark: …End me.
Lex: “ Where have I seen you before? Don’t tell me don’t tell me.”
Clark: “I’m Sup”
Lex: “ You’re on the show Lucifer!”
Clark: “ Huh?”
Lex: Make the fans happy! But on the damn suit!
Lex: “Men men men men, Super men men men!
Clark: That’s why I never wore the cape…
Lex : You gave up your powers !? Why ?
Clark : Because… with NO powers come no responsabilities…
Clark: “This looks like a job for… Hey! Where’s my suit? And what happened to my powers?”
Lex: “ I took them away.”
Clark: “ What? How?”
Lex: “With the book of destiny.”
Clark: “You changed the script didn’t you?”
Lex: “ Well of course Tom.”
This is just a joke. No disrespect to Tom Welling or Jon Cryer.
Lex: It’s like looking into a mirror.
Clark: A mirror of lies.
Excuse me sir have you heard of encyclopedic britannica?
Lex: Will you sign my autograph book?
Clark: That book is too big for an autograph book! This is one of your sadistic tricks, isn’t it?
lex: Rats!
Lex: “ When the judge said that he was going to throw the book at me I didn’t know that he being literal.”
Tom: No tights, no flights!
Jon: Uh yeah and if I ever get the part of James Bond I’ll tell em “no cars, no guns.”
Hey Clark this is awkward but can I borrow $5 I’ll pay you back next time I see you (wink).
Lex: What do you mean Neal Bailey isn’t reviewing this!?! After that punch to the face, the KO Count must be updated!
you’re telling me these ARE the cliff’s notes?
if i don’t return this by 5:00 the library is going to fine me!
Well look what the cat dragged in. Hello Harry Potter nice book.
Lex: “Sign my year book?”