Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Superman2878:
My parachute’s got me, what’s got you?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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afriend
April 23, 2020 12:44 am

We all feel that way after a few weeks quarantined with our loved ones.

Superman2878
April 23, 2020 7:59 am

Clark: You really got a bad knot Superman.

Superman: Uh?Clark that’s to high. I can’t breathe.

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 2:38 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Congrats for the win buddy. Hope you’re doing great.

Superman2878
April 23, 2020 4:30 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

Thanks Kal-Ed. Very much appreciated. 🙂
Hope you and yours are safe and well.

Chiptooth
April 23, 2020 8:54 am

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THOSE GLASSES COST?!?

jreyes3001
April 23, 2020 10:40 am

Don’t ever touch another man’s beer!

jreyes3001
April 23, 2020 10:43 am

I’m positive that’s not how you do the Heimlich maneuver. Your choking me right now.

jreyes3001
April 23, 2020 10:44 am

When you have a bad day at work and just want to start over.

jreyes3001
April 23, 2020 10:45 am

Clark you are choking me. I know.

jreyes3001
April 23, 2020 10:45 am

I’m tired of all your memes they are not funny.

Superman2878
April 23, 2020 10:55 am

Apparently the effects of Covid-19 on a Kryptonian are splitting into two separate people. One good, and one bad.

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 2:35 pm

Finally…a massage parlor is finally open.

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 2:36 pm

Finally…a massage parlor is open.

Tom-EL
April 23, 2020 2:38 pm

Clark- “WHAT did you call me?”
Superman- “Hey don’t blame me, I didn’t start that ‘mild mannered reporter’ meme, talk to Lois!”

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 3:05 pm

I said…shaken and not stirred. Not strangled and not sterned.

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 3:07 pm

That moment when the boss lets you go on leave without pay.

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 3:15 pm

From the people who brought you The Voice…comes the new sensational and unique show: The Choke!

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 3:23 pm

Why you little….

Oops. Hope we won’t get sued for copyright infringement!!!

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 3:26 pm

Then again…why settle a dispute in court when we can do it right now!?

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 3:29 pm

Whenever I hear a recorded female voice on the telephone saying to hold the line I’m like….

Kal-Ed
April 23, 2020 3:35 pm

This symbolic encounter illustrates that good can triumph over evil…but only if good can be more violent than evil. That’s some moral for the kiddies.

Superman2878
April 23, 2020 4:34 pm

Save…… Martha!

Why’d you say mom’s name!!!???

Steve Eden
April 23, 2020 6:35 pm

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times! That is MY CAPE you’re wearing!!!

svillar13
April 24, 2020 1:10 am

No more Gritty, Edgy Superman! You Listening to me Kal?!

Superman2878
April 24, 2020 9:33 am

You flew right through my wall Superman!

Superman2878
April 24, 2020 9:37 am

Clark: I think the Vulkin neck pinch goes like this.

Superman: I think your grip is too high, and you’re only suppose to use one hand.

Superman2878
April 24, 2020 9:40 am

Martha: Are you boys fighting again? Don’t make me put you in time out! Wait till your father gets home!

Johnjones
April 24, 2020 11:47 am

Clark: “Excuse me, sir, I think you’re sitting in my favorite heap.”

mnostl32
April 24, 2020 12:44 pm

The first rule of Superhero fight club is you don’t talk about Superhero fight club.

mnostl32
April 24, 2020 12:44 pm

Think about this next time you try to steal my Oreo.

mnostl32
April 24, 2020 12:45 pm

Heimlich maneuver done wrong

mnostl32
April 24, 2020 12:47 pm

What not to do when you have a disagreement with someone.

mnostl32
April 24, 2020 12:47 pm

Superman: My side part is better.
Clark: No, my side part is better.

mnostl32
April 24, 2020 1:13 pm

Multiple Personality Disorder at its Worlds Finest.

mnostl32
April 24, 2020 1:14 pm

When you look in the mirror: I swear if you look at me the wrong way again…

mnostl32
April 24, 2020 1:16 pm

This Kryptonite laced dress shirt not only keeps Superman at bay, it doesn’t even stain or wrinkle in a fight.

Superman2878
April 24, 2020 1:50 pm

Superman: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can anything better than you!

Clark: No you can’t!

Superman: Yes I can!

Clark: No you can’t!

Superman: Yes I can! Yes I caaaaan!!!!

Steve Eden
April 28, 2020 1:49 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

All right! A Musical reference. Annie Get Your Gun, right?

April 24, 2020 4:23 pm

“Oh, yeah! I’m glad I’m vulnerable to magic, Clark, cuz you’ve got magic fingers!”

Superman2878
April 24, 2020 4:37 pm

It’s not fair! I was going to take Lois out on a date for some hamburgers until you flew in!

Superman2878
April 24, 2020 4:43 pm

Superman: So what did you do when you met Zod Clark?

Clark: Well I was like “ take this! And that! And some more of this and…..”

Superman: Uh Clark.

Clark: Yeah?

Superman: You can let go of me now.

Clark: Oh. Uh sorry.

Johnjones
April 24, 2020 7:50 pm

Evil Superman: “What hell are you doing?”

Clark: “The Vulcan neck pinch?”

Evil Superman: “No, no stupid. You’ve got it much too high, it’s more down here where the shoulder meets the neck.”

Clark: “Like this?”

Evil Superman: “Yeah!”

Charlotte
April 25, 2020 10:40 am

AHHH.. That’s the spot..oh yeah!

mnostl32
April 26, 2020 10:16 pm
Reply to  Charlotte

lol

kaleldpn
April 26, 2020 7:41 pm

And this is for hoarding toilet paper!

mnostl32
April 26, 2020 10:13 pm

Don’t you ever eat the last piece of bacon again!

mnostl32
April 26, 2020 10:15 pm

Surgeon General’s Warning: Even Kryptonite laced with Tar will kill you.

mnostl32
April 26, 2020 10:15 pm

Take that Coronavirus!

mnostl32
April 26, 2020 10:17 pm

I swear the pimple is about to pop. Just one more squeeze.

mpescatore
April 27, 2020 9:20 am

In this episode, Clark Kent demonstrates the wrong way to administer the Heimlich Maneuver.

mnostl32
April 27, 2020 12:10 pm

What might happen if you don’t have a face-mask and forget to cough into your elbow.

roy-el
April 27, 2020 6:32 pm

Christopher’s struggle on should he make Superman 4 becomes very external.

butchmoore
April 28, 2020 2:49 am

HEEE-AAALLLL!!!!

jreyes3001
April 30, 2020 2:30 am

Clark I’m you in the past. If you choke me you won’t exist in the future. Just watch Back to the Future it will all make sense.