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My parachute’s got me, what’s got you?
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We all feel that way after a few weeks quarantined with our loved ones.
Clark: You really got a bad knot Superman.
Superman: Uh?Clark that’s to high. I can’t breathe.
Congrats for the win buddy. Hope you’re doing great.
Thanks Kal-Ed. Very much appreciated. 🙂
Hope you and yours are safe and well.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THOSE GLASSES COST?!?
Don’t ever touch another man’s beer!
I’m positive that’s not how you do the Heimlich maneuver. Your choking me right now.
When you have a bad day at work and just want to start over.
Clark you are choking me. I know.
I’m tired of all your memes they are not funny.
Apparently the effects of Covid-19 on a Kryptonian are splitting into two separate people. One good, and one bad.
Finally…a massage parlor is finally open.
Finally…a massage parlor is open.
Clark- “WHAT did you call me?”
Superman- “Hey don’t blame me, I didn’t start that ‘mild mannered reporter’ meme, talk to Lois!”
I said…shaken and not stirred. Not strangled and not sterned.
That moment when the boss lets you go on leave without pay.
From the people who brought you The Voice…comes the new sensational and unique show: The Choke!
Why you little….
Oops. Hope we won’t get sued for copyright infringement!!!
Then again…why settle a dispute in court when we can do it right now!?
Whenever I hear a recorded female voice on the telephone saying to hold the line I’m like….
This symbolic encounter illustrates that good can triumph over evil…but only if good can be more violent than evil. That’s some moral for the kiddies.
Save…… Martha!
Why’d you say mom’s name!!!???
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times! That is MY CAPE you’re wearing!!!
No more Gritty, Edgy Superman! You Listening to me Kal?!
You flew right through my wall Superman!
Clark: I think the Vulkin neck pinch goes like this.
Superman: I think your grip is too high, and you’re only suppose to use one hand.
Martha: Are you boys fighting again? Don’t make me put you in time out! Wait till your father gets home!
Clark: “Excuse me, sir, I think you’re sitting in my favorite heap.”
The first rule of Superhero fight club is you don’t talk about Superhero fight club.
Think about this next time you try to steal my Oreo.
Heimlich maneuver done wrong
What not to do when you have a disagreement with someone.
Superman: My side part is better.
Clark: No, my side part is better.
Multiple Personality Disorder at its Worlds Finest.
When you look in the mirror: I swear if you look at me the wrong way again…
This Kryptonite laced dress shirt not only keeps Superman at bay, it doesn’t even stain or wrinkle in a fight.
Superman: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can anything better than you!
Clark: No you can’t!
Superman: Yes I can!
Clark: No you can’t!
Superman: Yes I can! Yes I caaaaan!!!!
All right! A Musical reference. Annie Get Your Gun, right?
“Oh, yeah! I’m glad I’m vulnerable to magic, Clark, cuz you’ve got magic fingers!”
It’s not fair! I was going to take Lois out on a date for some hamburgers until you flew in!
Superman: So what did you do when you met Zod Clark?
Clark: Well I was like “ take this! And that! And some more of this and…..”
Superman: Uh Clark.
Clark: Yeah?
Superman: You can let go of me now.
Clark: Oh. Uh sorry.
Evil Superman: “What hell are you doing?”
Clark: “The Vulcan neck pinch?”
Evil Superman: “No, no stupid. You’ve got it much too high, it’s more down here where the shoulder meets the neck.”
Clark: “Like this?”
Evil Superman: “Yeah!”
AHHH.. That’s the spot..oh yeah!
lol
And this is for hoarding toilet paper!
Don’t you ever eat the last piece of bacon again!
Surgeon General’s Warning: Even Kryptonite laced with Tar will kill you.
Take that Coronavirus!
I swear the pimple is about to pop. Just one more squeeze.
In this episode, Clark Kent demonstrates the wrong way to administer the Heimlich Maneuver.
What might happen if you don’t have a face-mask and forget to cough into your elbow.
Christopher’s struggle on should he make Superman 4 becomes very external.
HEEE-AAALLLL!!!!
Clark I’m you in the past. If you choke me you won’t exist in the future. Just watch Back to the Future it will all make sense.