Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
What do you mean Uber Eats won’t deliver to a phone booth?!
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Hello? ….Steve, how’s it going man. Yeah I’m on my way to your house now. I decided to walk from Metropolis.
I think she just checked out my gun.
Backstreet’s Back…awriiigghhttttt
A new study shows that young male superheroes are always getting the girl…whether they save her or not.
Wait…why is there a walking signal at a Zebra Crossing!?
Shopaholic II: The Secret Of The Limitless Credit Card.
For every love triangle there is a different version of a love song going through the head.
Hey guys. I’ll be 10 minutes late for the meeting…uh-oh!!! Someone’s in trouble. Make it 20!
Guy to girl: don’t you get it!? No matter how many captions you make, you’ll never win the contest. Are you even listening to me!?
Isn’t my ass super enough for you?!
2019…… I still got it!
So when do you want the wedding date??? Hey, are you checking out Superboy??? We’re engaged!!!
Man;So I said that was(continues talking)
Woman: (thoughts)Is that Superboy?
Man: Hey did you even heard what I said about the mortgage????
Bbbbaaad bbbb bad. Bbbaad, I’m BAD TO THE BONE!
Maximum strength. Virtually indestructible. Extreme Hold Styling Glue by AXE for men.
How you doing?
“Pink…”
Must be the hair.
Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?
I think she liked my sex panther cologne, 60% of the time it works every time.
That’s right she wants me.
Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only 10 I see.
There is something wrong with my cell phone, it doesn’t have your number in it.
I’m new in town. Can I get directions to your apartment?
Your like Campbell soup, mmm mmm good.
Suns out guns out.
I swear that looks like Steve Younis!
“What? I was just looking at his S!”
That’s right! I used the crosswalk. Because I’m SuperCool!
Why are you checking out that guy in the cosplay outfit? He didn’t even comb his hair!
Woman: Hey! I just saw you in the new animated Superman movie!
Superboy: yeah you did. thank you for seeing my movie.
Man: hey!!!! I made a film to you know! I was Freddie from Scooby-Doo!
Woman: Film? What film?
Superboy: (smirks)exactly!
Girl: “Did you see that priggish guy just walking by? I love his sunglasses! Please, will you buy me the same model?”
Man: “Yes, but now come on – it´s almost turning red.”
Superboy: “Do´h!”
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a clone of Superman, no time to talk.