Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
That’s the last time I let you drive!

Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

Ugh

allen_schronce
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allen_schronce

We did it Lois!!!! We’ve managed to hide my secret identity from 4 people in Smallville

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Does the camera guy know that you’re Superman Clark?

Just keep smiling Lois and act casual.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Is the Farm covered in case of any meteor hits?

I’m sure it is Lois.

“We are farmers. Bum bum bum bum bum bum.”

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

The Griswolds are back!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

The new Brawny spokespeople.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Flannel if it’s good enough for a lumberjack it’s good enough for Superman.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

The 2020 formal wear for men and woman.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Denim is the new black.

Herakles82
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Herakles82

“Erica, how long do we have to stand here? My thighs are starting to chafe.”
“Tom, be a good boy, stand there with that cheesecake smile and I’ll take you out for an ice cream.”
“That sounds swell. Can I have sprinkles? Please?!”
“Great Caesar’s Ghost, Tom!”

tnr105
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tnr105

Erica: Did you see the script?
Tom: Yep. Remember when the fans told our writers THEY were focusing on Green Arrow too much?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Lexhome: The Future Of Affordable And Safe Living.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Wayne Town And Country: Prices That Will Make You Go Batty.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

American Krypto-thic.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

This is Clark. He married Lois. Lois knows that Clark is out of this world. Clark always knew that Lois is his world. Clark is smart. Be like Clark.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Oh no. Not the red eyes effect again.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

New PS Store Downloadable Content: Mortal Kombat Smallville Skins Plus Ending.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Erika…get your hand off my…Say Cheeeesssseeee!!!!

RobertAnthony
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RobertAnthony

Hi Smallville fans…didja miss us?!

afriend
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afriend

For really old time’s sake:
*LICK*

afriend
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afriend

Just when I thought I was out…

MattComics
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MattComics

Erica: Psst, hey Tom where’s the suit?
Tom: Ontday ention may uitsay.
Erica: ..is that supposed to be Kryptionian?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

“ Mentos the fresh maker!”

Randarch
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Randarch

LOL! This one has my vote!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Thanks Randarch.

Randarch
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Randarch

Do you think the fans will love this picture? Sure, we’ll be the hit of the show… I mean, what could be bigger? It’s not like Brandon’s putting on the suit again… 😉

superhero
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superhero

smile for the birdie! wait, is that a birdie or a plane?

neal bailey
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“So, ah, Clark?”

“Yeah Lois?”

“I know you’re still learning how to be, you know, whatever your destiny will be…”

“Lois.”

“I’m just saying. You’re forty years old. Maybe it’s time to think about being Superman now?”

“DON’T PRESSURE ME.”

krispynachos
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krispynachos

Lois: *looks at Clark’s watch tan* Too much time above the clouds, Smallville!

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

Wait until they realize… YOU should have been Kingdom Come Superman!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Meanwhile back at the ranch.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

YOLO! New owners of a barn.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Lois trust me we will get tons of likes standing in front of the barn.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Tom: “15,683!”
Erica: “15,683 what?”
Tom: “Knotholes. What else?”
Erica: “Sure, what else…”

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Green Acres Reboot.

Randarch
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Randarch

I’ve been trying to come up with a good Green Acres reference, but couldn’t.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I took the easy way out I could not think of a great one either.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

You’re not seriously going to wear that when you go out and help out the other superheroes are you?

What? Plaid works as a super suit.

No it doesn’t Clark. No it doesn’t.