Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
That’s the last time I let you drive!

Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
September 27, 2019 12:14 am

Ugh

allen_schronce
September 27, 2019 1:00 am

We did it Lois!!!! We’ve managed to hide my secret identity from 4 people in Smallville

Superman2878
September 27, 2019 1:26 am

Does the camera guy know that you’re Superman Clark?

Just keep smiling Lois and act casual.

Superman2878
September 27, 2019 1:30 am

Is the Farm covered in case of any meteor hits?

I’m sure it is Lois.

“We are farmers. Bum bum bum bum bum bum.”

jreyes3001
September 27, 2019 10:00 am

The Griswolds are back!

jreyes3001
September 27, 2019 10:03 am

The new Brawny spokespeople.

jreyes3001
September 27, 2019 10:05 am

Flannel if it’s good enough for a lumberjack it’s good enough for Superman.

jreyes3001
September 27, 2019 10:07 am

The 2020 formal wear for men and woman.

jreyes3001
September 27, 2019 10:08 am

Denim is the new black.

Herakles82
September 27, 2019 2:13 pm

“Erica, how long do we have to stand here? My thighs are starting to chafe.”
“Tom, be a good boy, stand there with that cheesecake smile and I’ll take you out for an ice cream.”
“That sounds swell. Can I have sprinkles? Please?!”
“Great Caesar’s Ghost, Tom!”

tnr105
September 27, 2019 2:40 pm

Erica: Did you see the script?
Tom: Yep. Remember when the fans told our writers THEY were focusing on Green Arrow too much?

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2019 2:59 pm

Lexhome: The Future Of Affordable And Safe Living.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2019 3:01 pm

Wayne Town And Country: Prices That Will Make You Go Batty.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2019 3:01 pm

American Krypto-thic.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2019 3:07 pm

This is Clark. He married Lois. Lois knows that Clark is out of this world. Clark always knew that Lois is his world. Clark is smart. Be like Clark.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2019 3:08 pm

Oh no. Not the red eyes effect again.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2019 3:14 pm

New PS Store Downloadable Content: Mortal Kombat Smallville Skins Plus Ending.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2019 3:20 pm

Erika…get your hand off my…Say Cheeeesssseeee!!!!

RobertAnthony
September 27, 2019 3:53 pm

Hi Smallville fans…didja miss us?!

afriend
September 27, 2019 4:10 pm

For really old time’s sake:
*LICK*

afriend
September 27, 2019 4:10 pm

Just when I thought I was out…

MattComics
September 27, 2019 6:40 pm

Erica: Psst, hey Tom where’s the suit?
Tom: Ontday ention may uitsay.
Erica: ..is that supposed to be Kryptionian?

Superman2878
September 27, 2019 8:20 pm

“ Mentos the fresh maker!”

Randarch
September 28, 2019 1:47 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

LOL! This one has my vote!

Superman2878
October 6, 2019 2:59 pm
Reply to  Randarch

Thanks Randarch.

Randarch
September 28, 2019 1:57 pm

Do you think the fans will love this picture? Sure, we’ll be the hit of the show… I mean, what could be bigger? It’s not like Brandon’s putting on the suit again… 😉

superhero
September 29, 2019 11:57 am

smile for the birdie! wait, is that a birdie or a plane?

neal bailey
Admin
September 29, 2019 2:24 pm

“So, ah, Clark?”

“Yeah Lois?”

“I know you’re still learning how to be, you know, whatever your destiny will be…”

“Lois.”

“I’m just saying. You’re forty years old. Maybe it’s time to think about being Superman now?”

“DON’T PRESSURE ME.”

krispynachos
September 30, 2019 12:28 pm

Lois: *looks at Clark’s watch tan* Too much time above the clouds, Smallville!

Da Puertorican
September 30, 2019 10:07 pm

Wait until they realize… YOU should have been Kingdom Come Superman!

jreyes3001
October 1, 2019 9:36 am

Meanwhile back at the ranch.

jreyes3001
October 1, 2019 9:38 am

YOLO! New owners of a barn.

jreyes3001
October 1, 2019 9:39 am

Lois trust me we will get tons of likes standing in front of the barn.

Stefan-El
October 1, 2019 9:41 am

Tom: “15,683!”
Erica: “15,683 what?”
Tom: “Knotholes. What else?”
Erica: “Sure, what else…”

jreyes3001
October 1, 2019 5:40 pm

Green Acres Reboot.

Randarch
October 2, 2019 3:13 pm
Reply to  jreyes3001

I’ve been trying to come up with a good Green Acres reference, but couldn’t.

jreyes3001
October 2, 2019 5:12 pm
Reply to  Randarch

I took the easy way out I could not think of a great one either.

Superman2878
October 6, 2019 3:04 pm

You’re not seriously going to wear that when you go out and help out the other superheroes are you?

What? Plaid works as a super suit.

No it doesn’t Clark. No it doesn’t.