Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Whogaman:
Superman: “Quick Lois! Get some toilet paper!”
Lois: “Sorry, Superman! They were sold out!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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butchmoore
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butchmoore

Whew! What’s that I smell in here?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Mom, Dad, Someone saw me get changed in the phone booth, what should I do?

Chiptooth
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Chiptooth

Superman: “Yeah, I’m looking for a friend of mine, her name’s Ima. Last name, Dorcas.”
Luthor: “…look, Kent, you can drop the Batman voice, I know it’s you!”

MattComics
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MattComics

Hello? Is this the law office of Nelson and Murdock?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Perry, it’s Clark. I’ve got the scoop of the century. Superman stops Zod from world domination!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

We’re sorry. The number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please check your number and dial again.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Yes speeding pizza? I’d like to order two pizza’s, wait Barry? Is that you?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I’m calling to file a complaint. This phone booth has no blinds.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hey ma, I actually got two jobs up here in Metropolis. I’m a reporter for the Daily Planet, and my other job is, well you’re going to have to read about it in the news paper.

svillar13
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svillar13

Superman: Yeah I’m having fever, dry cough, and small headache.
Batman: (over phone) Check your cape pocket, I placed a sliver of Kryptonite

Super Kal
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Super Kal

“Hi, Mom & Dad, just calling to make sure you guys are healthy and safe.”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman: You don’t say. You don’t say. Wow really? You don’t say. Ok then bye.

Lois: What did he say?

Superman: He didn’t say.

kaleldpn
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kaleldpn

Voice on the line: Thank you for calling the Justice League Hotline. If you are calling to report a crime, press 1. If you are calling to report a supervillain sighting or threat in progress, press 2. If you wish to audition for possible membership, press 3. If you are Superman and have forgotten your security code again, press 4…

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Hi American Express, someone threw a DVD player at my chest and it broke, can we get Jerry Seinfeld a replacement please!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman: 50 cents for a call? Back in my day it was only 25 cents.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Bruce Wayne answers phone
Operator: You have a collect call from “SupermanisbetterthanBatman”, would you like to accept the call?
Bruce: *sighs* ugh Clark

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hello? Metropolis dry cleaning? This is Superman. You messed up my cape again. I’m wearing it right now. What’s wrong with it? The cape is almost to my chin that’s what’s wrong with it!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I left the quarters in the pocket of my pants.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I saw your number on my pager how can I help.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Hello caller what’s your emergency.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

This is Superman and this is an attempt to collect a debt.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Wait your a prince from where and you want me to wire how much?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Hello is it me your looking for.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Hello, how are you?
Have you been alright through all those lonely
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights?
That’s what I’d say, I’d tell you everything
If you pick up that telephone.

superhero
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superhero

do you have prince albert in a can? you should let him out!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Colin Farrell: You’re calling me from a Phone Booth?
Superman: Yes, speaking of, that movie you made, I don’t know!
Colin: Don’t say another word!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I have a very particular set of skills. I don’t know who you are, but I will find you.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

No Lois. It’s me Clark.What do you mean I sound like Superman? We don’t sound alike at all.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

No this is not Jake from State Farm and I am wearing a blue suit with a red cape.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

So, according to those Bill and Ted guys, I just need to dial a number and the booth will take me to meet Socrates. I guess it’s worth a shot.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Please add quarters to continue, I don’t even have pockets.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Welcome to Movie Phone. for The Avengers press 1 now. For Justice League, please hang up and rethink your life choices.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Stuck in a phone booth. So that’s why Dean Cain’s Superman wasn’t part of Crisis on Infinite Earths.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Maxwell Smart is late for CONTROL’s Halloween Party.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Hi, is this Corona Beer? Yeah, your beer is making everyone sick in the world. Just thought you should know.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I know the beer doesn’t actually make you sick.

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

Hey Siri… find my phone!