Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Superman: “Quick Lois! Get some toilet paper!”
Lois: “Sorry, Superman! They were sold out!”
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Whew! What’s that I smell in here?
Mom, Dad, Someone saw me get changed in the phone booth, what should I do?
Superman: “Yeah, I’m looking for a friend of mine, her name’s Ima. Last name, Dorcas.”
Luthor: “…look, Kent, you can drop the Batman voice, I know it’s you!”
Hello? Is this the law office of Nelson and Murdock?
Perry, it’s Clark. I’ve got the scoop of the century. Superman stops Zod from world domination!
We’re sorry. The number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please check your number and dial again.
Yes speeding pizza? I’d like to order two pizza’s, wait Barry? Is that you?
I’m calling to file a complaint. This phone booth has no blinds.
Hey ma, I actually got two jobs up here in Metropolis. I’m a reporter for the Daily Planet, and my other job is, well you’re going to have to read about it in the news paper.
Superman: Yeah I’m having fever, dry cough, and small headache.
Batman: (over phone) Check your cape pocket, I placed a sliver of Kryptonite
“Hi, Mom & Dad, just calling to make sure you guys are healthy and safe.”
Superman: You don’t say. You don’t say. Wow really? You don’t say. Ok then bye.
Lois: What did he say?
Superman: He didn’t say.
Voice on the line: Thank you for calling the Justice League Hotline. If you are calling to report a crime, press 1. If you are calling to report a supervillain sighting or threat in progress, press 2. If you wish to audition for possible membership, press 3. If you are Superman and have forgotten your security code again, press 4…
Hi American Express, someone threw a DVD player at my chest and it broke, can we get Jerry Seinfeld a replacement please!
Superman: 50 cents for a call? Back in my day it was only 25 cents.
Bruce Wayne answers phone
Operator: You have a collect call from “SupermanisbetterthanBatman”, would you like to accept the call?
Bruce: *sighs* ugh Clark
Hello? Metropolis dry cleaning? This is Superman. You messed up my cape again. I’m wearing it right now. What’s wrong with it? The cape is almost to my chin that’s what’s wrong with it!
I left the quarters in the pocket of my pants.
I saw your number on my pager how can I help.
Hello caller what’s your emergency.
This is Superman and this is an attempt to collect a debt.
Wait your a prince from where and you want me to wire how much?
Hello is it me your looking for.
Hello, how are you?
Have you been alright through all those lonely
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights?
That’s what I’d say, I’d tell you everything
If you pick up that telephone.
do you have prince albert in a can? you should let him out!
Colin Farrell: You’re calling me from a Phone Booth?
Superman: Yes, speaking of, that movie you made, I don’t know!
Colin: Don’t say another word!
I have a very particular set of skills. I don’t know who you are, but I will find you.
No Lois. It’s me Clark.What do you mean I sound like Superman? We don’t sound alike at all.
No this is not Jake from State Farm and I am wearing a blue suit with a red cape.
So, according to those Bill and Ted guys, I just need to dial a number and the booth will take me to meet Socrates. I guess it’s worth a shot.
Please add quarters to continue, I don’t even have pockets.
Welcome to Movie Phone. for The Avengers press 1 now. For Justice League, please hang up and rethink your life choices.
Stuck in a phone booth. So that’s why Dean Cain’s Superman wasn’t part of Crisis on Infinite Earths.
Maxwell Smart is late for CONTROL’s Halloween Party.
Hi, is this Corona Beer? Yeah, your beer is making everyone sick in the world. Just thought you should know.
I know the beer doesn’t actually make you sick.
Hey Siri… find my phone!