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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Do I tell her she forgot to wear pants or…
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“For the last time, they’re TRUNKS.”
This one gets my vote!
Yeah, that one is kinda perfect.
I was just telling my friend yesterday that I LOVED seeing the red trunks again. There is nothing wrong with them.
Perfect!
I was going to try but forget it this one is the winner hands down!
It’s looking at those cape straps! It’s driving me crazy!
But I get itchy around the collar, sir.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FLIPPING THE BIRD FOR A PHOTO WHILE IN THE SUIT!
I DON’T CARE WHAT BUTTON OF YOURS THE INTERNET TROLLS WERE PUSHING!
Can anyone tell me where I put my tools?
I forget, am I supposed to save the world or get rid of this jerk?
Can someone remind me of my next line?
ZOD?!!! DID YOU SAY ZOD?!!!
No! Let go!
Tyler: Maaarrrthhhaaa…
Brandon: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!
Lol
😀
🙂
When Superman sees Evil Superman’s bar tab
Tyler made the mistake of asking if those were pads…
Brandon again makes the other guy look short in the picture…
Ok Clark you can let me go now! Earth 38 to Earth 75!!! Clark? Please let me go!
Aack! The pictures to your left!!!
Time to decide Lois! Who’s it gonna be? Him or me?
For the last time,I’m not Zod!
The holidays at the Kent’s.
That crescent roll was mine!!!
KC Superman: “The only crisis on this earth was casting this guy to portray Superman.”
This is how you hold Zod. You hold his body facing away from the people!
Ack! Noted!
“Is he telling the truth? Underpants are worn under your pants??”
Say it! Say it!!!
Ok ok, I should have sent Zod into the phantom zone!
In this corner, weighing at 225, the Man of Steel, Superman!
And in this corner, weighing at 225, the last son of Krypton, Superman!
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to ruuuumblllllllllllleeeeee!!!!!!!
Save Farris!!!
Why’d you say that… wait, who???
“Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GOT A TV SHOW!?
WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER!?”
So, Metallo opens up his kryptonite chest as he grabs me by the neck, like this, and says, “Yes, I stole your meme. And if you post anything else I like, I’m stealing that, too.” Do you know how much that hurt? Huh? Huh!
Lois: The next person who asks me if I need a Snicker is going to die. Got it?
That moment when Lois’ hunger took over.
Stay back Clark! I’ll protect you from the kryptonite!
Ack! You’re grabbing my neck Clark!
What?! But he just claimed beef bourguignon with ketchup was an abomination!
What do you mean he didn’t like Dylan Dog.
Lois said NO ORANGE JUICE CLARK!!!
🙂
What? He started it!
I got you now Luthor!
Wait Clark it’s me the other Clark! Luthor used the book again! Ack!
(LOIS) “Clark get a hold of yourself!”
(KC SUPERMAN) “What do you think I’m doing?”
“Gentlemen, this man needs red briefs.”
How do you know Martha!
Find him and save Martha!
The moment you get that song stuck in your head but can’t remember the name.
I’m telling you it’s Lizzo .
I do my hair toss Check my nails Baby how you feelin’? Feeling good as hell.
Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself!
He won’t stop singing 3 doors down Krtptonite!
It’s making crazy!
If your future me I must say we aged well. Clooney has nothing on us.
Don’t call me Boomer!
Why so serious?
What do you mean Earth 167 Clark gave up his powers?
Why is Dean Cain not here?
Haven’t you ever seen a grown man kick his own butt?!
Where’s my super hero show?
I said I didn’t like the smaller “S” so my mom made it bigger!
Do I bleed? If I bled do you think I would do this to myself?
John Cena?
“I’m my own worst enemy.”
What do you mean I won’t be able to play Superman again!
This is what you get for putting coal in my stocking.
“Where’s Cavill?! He’s next!”
That would be an interesting fight to see.
I can give as good as I get!
Oh yeah, then come on!
You always wanted to fly Kent. Now’s your chance!
I told you once, and I’ll say it again… the gas attack was not one of my Super Farts!
You’re not “Super” when you’re hungry. Grab a Snickers…
Wait, is this the one that broke Zod’s neck or the one that killed the Joker?
he took my parking space!
when comic-con takes a left turn
he is not my brother from another mother
he’s a wolf in sheeps clothing!
he tugged on my cape! you just don’t do that.
-or-
he tugged on my cape, spit into the wind, pulled the mask off the lone ranger and messed with jim!
he put my stapler in jello!
He kissed Lois and made her forget about me!!!
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NAME…
GAGH! WRONG LUTHOR-CAUSED SUPER HERO FIGHT!
Wait, I think I left the garage door open.
Hey Siri what is the name of that song in the background?
Hey Siri, order me a sandwich from Uber Eats. This won’t take long.
Don’t say Hickory Honey Ham ever again.
This guy gets his own Superman tv show and not me?
Don’t get all choked up on me.
Grrrrrrr…..
Ummm….meeooowww!?!?
No matter which school in any country you attend…there will always be a bully picking up on you.
I’m fine…I’m fine.
I don’t think so. We just burned Lois with heat vision. Does that sound….fiiiine!?
….and exactly why am I not getting a yellow S on the cape?
You always wanted to fly, Kent. Now’s your chance!
God I always wanted to say that line.
Red Kryptonite split me….into this good looking jerk.
Tell me…can you breathe!?
All I have to do is squeeze.
All I have to do is…BZAAAPPP!!!
Great Brandon. Now look here…this is the part where we cgi a moustache on your lips.
Today’s Superheroes are all dark and edgy. It’s in the rage.
Mom.. he’s wearing my clothes again!!
“Here’s your story, Lois: Movies will always dominate TV.”
There’s only one flat screen left, and you’re not getting it Clark!
Save “article”!
Why’d you print that name??!!
TH Superman: “ What are you?”
BR Superman: “ I’m Superman!”
MK Batman: “ Hey! That’s my line and it’s Batman not Superman!”
BR: “Not anymore!”
I said I don’t like fruitcake!
But it’s a classic! Ack!
He forgot the yams!
Ok, ok you’re right. They are not underpants. They are trunks. Can you please let me go now?
I don’t know. What do you think audience? Should I let him go?
Hey my trunks don’t look silly! Your cape attachments look silly!
Ok ok, I take it back! I take it back! Let me go!
Save Martha!
CUT!!!!
Alright! Who’s the wise guy? Who said that? We’re in the middle of production here!
Great Krypton you’re strong!
I’m not even looking at you and you already lost this fight.
Kara! A little help here please!
Sorry Kal, I’m a bit busy helping Lois with the baby.
Oh great. Wonderful!
KC Superman: “Tried to frame me huh? Well now I got you!”
CW Superman: “I keep telling you! I didn’t kill Zod! That wasn’t me! That was the other guy!”
Lois: “It’s true! There’s another one!”
KC Superman: “Another one? There’s two of them?”
He spilled the orange juice!!!
Didn’t you listen Clark? It is forbidden to interfere with human history! Ack!
Oh yeah? Just watch me fix it!
Five seconds later, headline changes to Superman stops escaped Arkham madman from attacking the Dailey Planet.
he didn’t leggo my eggo!
How are you so strong???
I eats me spinach!
I wanted some eggnog and he drank it all!!!
….because his cape looks dumb, that’s why!
He says that my hair is getting grey! No it’s not!
Ack! In ack! Denial!