Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

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Superman eases his stage fright by using his x-ray vision to see the audience’s underwear…
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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GodzillaofSteel
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GodzillaofSteel

The writers are really going to throw Superman under the bus like that?

RobertAnthony
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RobertAnthony

Hello, CW executives? Can we get some better writers for the show? Ones who really UNDERSTAND COMICS?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Alex: “ Hello? You don’t say! Uh huh. You don’t say! Really? Wow! You don’t say! Ok, it’s been nice talking to you. I got to go. Bye.”

Kara: ” Who was that?”

Alex: ” They didn’t say.”

Kara:” Well, what did they want?”

Alex: “ They didn’t say.”

Kara: “ Well that’s strange.”

Alex: “You don’t say.”

redcape
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redcape

I can’t hear a thing your saying with all this hair over my ear!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Kara, how many times do I have to tell you, your cell service sucks at the Fortress.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I will not tell you what I did last summer!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Hello Sidney

dhamilt
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dhamilt

Mr. President? Supergirl asked that I tell you to take a long walk off a short … uh, … darn, what do you call it? You know, a wooden platform on pilings over water?

superhero
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superhero

can you hear me now? good!

superhero
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superhero

hello dominos?

MattComics
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MattComics

No, you’re right. Dan Didio is just the Vince Russo of comics.

roy-el
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roy-el

Hahaha

roy-el
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roy-el

Yes Mom, I really am at the beach. I’ll FaceTime you and you’ll see. There’s a pier behind me.

Sven-El
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Sven-El

“Can Spider-Man come out to play?”
“Sorry, wrong number…and universe.”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Ring tone
Do do do, do do do, do doo
Do do do, do do do, do doo
Do do do, do do do, do doo
Transylvania 65000!

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

“Alex? Supergirl here. This is really urgent, you have to come and meet me at the corner of Clinton Street and Swan Road!”
“*Sigh* Trapped inside that phone booth again? I told you these things are not suitable for changing garments! Ok, I bring the crowbar.”

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

No this is not Vandelay Industry I think you have the wrong number.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Where are you calling from? Spell, that N-X-I-V-M. No thanks I would not be interested.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Yes, my refrigerator is running. Why?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I’ll take an extra large pepperoni, and can you put the pepperoni in a Superman logo please.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

What’s that, you know what I did last summer.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Chuck! Chuck, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Who is this? Oh it’s the 80’s and you want your hair back.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Well yeah that’s what the hair stylist said business on top and all party in the back.