Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

kal-el76:
Worst Phantom Zone ever!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
August 11, 2022 2:39 am

hasta la vista baby!

Loganswalk
August 11, 2022 7:26 pm

“Release Batgirl!”

Superman2878
August 11, 2022 10:31 pm

“Go ahead, make my day!”

Superman2878
August 11, 2022 10:33 pm

You have to ask yourself, “do I feel lucky?” Well do ya punk?

Superman2878
August 11, 2022 10:33 pm

Draw!

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:19 am

Stick em up? Nah just kidding, it’s a water gun.

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:20 am

Nerf gun war?

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:21 am

Sorry to hold you up, just waiting for my date with Superman!

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:24 am

Come with me if you want to live!

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:34 am

That spider isn’t going to stand a chance!

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:34 am

I am my father’s daughter.

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:34 am

Leave the gun, take the canoli

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:38 am

First rule of gun safety is to have fun

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:38 am

You do not speak about gun club!

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:39 am

It’s not a gun, it’s a high speed wireless communication device

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:40 am

I don’t always carry a gun, but when I do, it’s loaded and concealed. Welcome to America!

mnostl32
August 12, 2022 11:41 am

Check out my new phone case

Carstonio
August 12, 2022 4:31 pm

I know what you’re thinking – did she fire six Kryptonite bullets at Ultraman or only five?

Carstonio
August 12, 2022 4:37 pm

“C’mon, Lois, that’s the Joker’s gag gun that shoots out a Bang flag.”

Carstonio
August 12, 2022 4:41 pm

An ordinary gun – hardly the best protection against super-powered villains.

Carstonio
August 12, 2022 4:43 pm

“I was never going to shoot you, I just wanted to see you mess your pants.”

Last edited 1 month ago by Carstonio
Carstonio
August 12, 2022 4:46 pm

Based on a rejected story idea from the Silver Age, where the Lois/Lana rivalry culminated in a duel.

Da Puertorican
August 14, 2022 10:24 pm

I know what you’re thinking… “did she fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But, you gotta ask yourself two questions: Did Superman heard them? and do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

KMP
KMP
August 15, 2022 12:19 pm

Faster than a speeding bullet?

butchmoore
August 15, 2022 12:47 pm

“I said, ‘Do the dishes!”

Superman2878
August 17, 2022 12:31 pm

Clark:”Uh…save Martha?”

Last edited 1 month ago by Superman2878