Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Jonathan! I think I forgot to turn off the stove.
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Suberman?
Fan snobs haters will say “cape is too short”.
Sorry citizen. Compact car parking spot only.
Damn, your shock absorbers are completely trashed!
In the Justice League, we play Hot Wheels with real cars.
Watch me re-enact the cover of Action Comics #1!
“The HOA says only one car in a driveway!”
Superman: lifting cars since 1938!
Handicapped parking only!
Car registration expired!
Didn’t pass the smog check!
This car is leaking oil!
Check engine light is on again!
This always proves I’m Superman!
Brakes need servicing!
Transmission needs servicing!
Still think I’m too skinny for the suit ?
Almost finished with the portrait?
Of course my nose itches!
I forgot to use deodorant!
Where are my sunglasses?
Who says Batman is cooler than Superman?
I get tired of lifting cars and globes!
Maybe I should wear gloves?
Does my hair look ok?
Are there underarm stains?
I don’t want to show my teeth!
Turn the flash off your camera!
Eat your vegetables, kids!