Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

David Stone:
Look, all I am asking is that you keep the Reindeer out of my Fortress of Solitude.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Carstonio
Carstonio
January 11, 2024 7:04 am

“My new House of El wallpaper doubles as a wrap for leftovers.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
January 11, 2024 7:07 am

“You say I never had this ability in the comics? Just go with it, dammit!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
January 11, 2024 7:08 am

“(Sigh) If Batman did this, at least his symbol would be aerodynamic.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
January 11, 2024 7:12 am

Illogical? Not as much as a dog and a cat that can fly.

Carstonio
Carstonio
January 11, 2024 7:13 am

“Here, this blanket will keep you warm in the Arctic.”

butchmoore
butchmoore
January 11, 2024 9:19 am

It’s not just any wrap. It’s Saran Wrap!

approuty
approuty
January 11, 2024 8:42 pm

Superman’s jealous of Batman’s batarangs so he created his own super-boomerangs.

stuff
stuff
January 11, 2024 8:45 pm

“If I used a previously unknown power like this in a movie today, the fanboys would go stark raving nuts on X”

johnny
johnny
January 14, 2024 5:43 pm

They wont see this coming

johnny
johnny
January 14, 2024 5:43 pm

This will stop them for a moment

johnny
johnny
January 14, 2024 5:44 pm

Something from my hope chest

Superman2878
January 15, 2024 11:45 am

Go long Krypto! Catch the Frisbee boy!

spawncurse
spawncurse
January 16, 2024 2:03 am

Christopher Reeve after the shot; “What do you mean that’s not for the gag reel”????

Last edited 1 month ago by spawncurse
kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 12:54 pm

Ursula: He doesn’t even throw like a man

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 12:55 pm

Snowball, I mean S shield fight

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 12:56 pm

Kryptonian frisbee golf

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 12:59 pm

Shortly after being designed on Krypton by Wonka-El, it was quickly pulled after too many Kryptonian children were losing eyes from sharp edges

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:01 pm

Broadcaster: Here with his second attempt in the shield throw is 27 year word champion Superman.

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:03 pm

The first S boomerang

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:04 pm

Superman shows off his magician tricks to huge applause. And for my next trick I’m going to cut Lois in half with my heat vision…

Last edited 1 month ago by kal-el76
kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:08 pm

Clark how will we save this soufflé for left overs? Don”t worry Lois, I’ve got some special wrap

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:10 pm

Clark do you have any protection? Superman: Do I?

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:15 pm

After a week in the fortress of solitude Lois started to nag a little too much so Superman deployed the S shield nag blocker

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:19 pm

Todays episode of Superman’s Neighbourhood is brought to you by the number 3 for evil Kryptonians and the letter S

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:21 pm

Hello Kal El, I am your father Joe El. Wait, what are you throwing at me? Your grounded

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:25 pm

With a very limited quick quip repertoire for throwing an S, Superman goes with “hey Zod S is for shut up!”

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:26 pm

Picked as a tribute at this years hunger games, Superman picks the lamest weapon from the cornucopia

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:28 pm

Fresh out of S Shields Superman throws his big red boot next

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 24, 2024 1:30 pm

The greatest day of his life, Superman having a catch with his holographic dad