Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Look, all I am asking is that you keep the Reindeer out of my Fortress of Solitude.
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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“My new House of El wallpaper doubles as a wrap for leftovers.”
“You say I never had this ability in the comics? Just go with it, dammit!”
“(Sigh) If Batman did this, at least his symbol would be aerodynamic.”
Illogical? Not as much as a dog and a cat that can fly.
“Here, this blanket will keep you warm in the Arctic.”
It’s not just any wrap. It’s Saran Wrap!
Superman’s jealous of Batman’s batarangs so he created his own super-boomerangs.
“If I used a previously unknown power like this in a movie today, the fanboys would go stark raving nuts on X”
They wont see this coming
This will stop them for a moment
Something from my hope chest
Go long Krypto! Catch the Frisbee boy!
Christopher Reeve after the shot; “What do you mean that’s not for the gag reel”????
Ursula: He doesn’t even throw like a man
Snowball, I mean S shield fight
Kryptonian frisbee golf
Shortly after being designed on Krypton by Wonka-El, it was quickly pulled after too many Kryptonian children were losing eyes from sharp edges
Broadcaster: Here with his second attempt in the shield throw is 27 year word champion Superman.
The first S boomerang
Superman shows off his magician tricks to huge applause. And for my next trick I’m going to cut Lois in half with my heat vision…
Clark how will we save this soufflé for left overs? Don”t worry Lois, I’ve got some special wrap
Clark do you have any protection? Superman: Do I?
After a week in the fortress of solitude Lois started to nag a little too much so Superman deployed the S shield nag blocker
Todays episode of Superman’s Neighbourhood is brought to you by the number 3 for evil Kryptonians and the letter S
Hello Kal El, I am your father Joe El. Wait, what are you throwing at me? Your grounded
With a very limited quick quip repertoire for throwing an S, Superman goes with “hey Zod S is for shut up!”
Picked as a tribute at this years hunger games, Superman picks the lamest weapon from the cornucopia
Fresh out of S Shields Superman throws his big red boot next
The greatest day of his life, Superman having a catch with his holographic dad