Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

kal-el76:
Dwayne, that’s great, we are going to make a lot of great movies together. Hang on I got a call coming in from Warner Bros.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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lunetemperee
lunetemperee
March 9, 2023 9:53 am

Where should we place him? Cryogenics or cloning?

RobertAnthony
RobertAnthony
March 9, 2023 9:53 am

I’m afraid the end is near, Jim.

Carstonio
Carstonio
March 9, 2023 10:31 am

The Kryptonian version of a sleep apnea study.

Carstonio
Carstonio
March 9, 2023 10:32 am

”But Doc, wouldn’t it be better if my stress test involved running at super speed?”

Carstonio
Carstonio
March 9, 2023 10:50 am

Scientific proof that his heart beats only for Lois.

Carstonio
Carstonio
March 9, 2023 10:54 am

“That’s amazing – his EKG is playing the John Williams theme!”

SuperFan29
SuperFan29
March 9, 2023 4:01 pm

(Inevitable rebooting of Superman in progress)

afriend
afriend
March 9, 2023 4:49 pm

Even Superman can succumb to the evil that is an HMO.

afriend
afriend
March 9, 2023 4:50 pm

Superman is getting in on the VR craze…

butchmoore
butchmoore
March 10, 2023 1:04 am

“…as the last ounce of integrity is sucked out of DCU canon.”

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
March 15, 2023 10:32 pm

I should’ve never signed up for liposuction