Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Is that a scratch? Jordan! Jonathan!
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Just wait until I tell the wizard what you did!
Let me show you what happens when you let an internet meme become real. Now the Rock will actually play you in the movie.
“You’re going to see Kevin Hart right now, so you can apologize for not putting him in your movie!”
A mile away in the sky, Captain Marvel lifts Ultraman by the cape and prepares to throw him, and yells out, “Ready, Kal-El? CATCH!”
“What?! Your magic changing word isn’t Shazam but Dandelions?”
Superman…working part-time as a bar bouncer.
Do you wanna learn how to fly Black Adam? Well here’s your chance!
Black Adam: Don’t tug on my ca-
Superman: Don’t you dare finish that sentence Adam!
But I don’t want to go to school today Superman!
Too bad! You’re going even if I have to drag you there!
Black Adam v Super….hey!
This is my sequel, get your own movie!
Come with me if you want to live!
Do you think people will figure out that our capes hide the zippers?
You know you make whoosh noises with capes!
Superman humming Coasters song: Take out the papers and the trash…
Hey watch the cape man, its part cashmere
I didn’t know Lois was your girl ok, I’ll never talk to her again
Superman cashes in like Musk and Bezos and charges Billionaires millions to fly around the world.
Nice sunny day out eh Superman?
Lets find out
What? No!!!
No offence Superman but I think you passed the Phantom Zone awhile back
Hey Supes I got a great dry cleaner will get that mustard stain out for you
Superman I know a cape guy if you want to update your wardrobe, he did Dr. Strange too.
Because journalism doesn’t pay well, Superman begins a human Uber company.
Black Adam: I’m leaving a 1 star review on your Superhero profile
For a hero with supple hands you sure are rough
What the mountains you idiot I just lost my leg back there!!!
How you doing Black Adam?
Please don’t talk to me. I’m having enough trouble just hanging on
Ok we’ll go slow
Are we in Metropolis yet?
No..we’re just gonna make a little stop, right over there
whoooaoaah
I hope this hasn’t put you off flying. Statistically speaking, it’s still the safest way to travel.
Can you read my mind?
Do you know what is is you do to me>
Don’t know who you are
Just a friend from another star
OK maybe the underwear comment went a little too far
This is the worst tandam parachute jump ever
This flight sucks, next time I’m requesting Zod
Ohhh gross Superman, I’m downwind here!
Ok, I’m sorry about the codpiece comment
That’s why you have to be careful wearing a cape!