Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Is that a scratch? Jordan! Jonathan!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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June 9, 2022 1:40 am

Just wait until I tell the wizard what you did!

Da Puertorican
June 9, 2022 1:52 am

Let me show you what happens when you let an internet meme become real. Now the Rock will actually play you in the movie.

June 9, 2022 7:03 am

“You’re going to see Kevin Hart right now, so you can apologize for not putting him in your movie!”

June 9, 2022 7:14 am

A mile away in the sky, Captain Marvel lifts Ultraman by the cape and prepares to throw him, and yells out, “Ready, Kal-El? CATCH!”

June 9, 2022 7:15 am

“What?! Your magic changing word isn’t Shazam but Dandelions?”

June 9, 2022 11:10 am

Superman…working part-time as a bar bouncer.

June 9, 2022 3:20 pm

Do you wanna learn how to fly Black Adam? Well here’s your chance!

June 10, 2022 1:22 pm

Black Adam: Don’t tug on my ca-
Superman: Don’t you dare finish that sentence Adam!

June 13, 2022 3:27 pm

But I don’t want to go to school today Superman!
Too bad! You’re going even if I have to drag you there!

June 13, 2022 3:37 pm

Black Adam v Super….hey!
This is my sequel, get your own movie!

June 13, 2022 4:54 pm

Come with me if you want to live!

June 13, 2022 4:55 pm

Do you think people will figure out that our capes hide the zippers?

June 13, 2022 4:56 pm

You know you make whoosh noises with capes!

June 14, 2022 2:38 pm

Superman humming Coasters song: Take out the papers and the trash…

June 14, 2022 2:39 pm

Hey watch the cape man, its part cashmere

June 14, 2022 2:40 pm

I didn’t know Lois was your girl ok, I’ll never talk to her again

June 14, 2022 2:42 pm

Superman cashes in like Musk and Bezos and charges Billionaires millions to fly around the world.

June 14, 2022 2:43 pm

Nice sunny day out eh Superman?
Lets find out
What? No!!!

June 14, 2022 2:44 pm

No offence Superman but I think you passed the Phantom Zone awhile back

June 14, 2022 2:46 pm

Hey Supes I got a great dry cleaner will get that mustard stain out for you

June 14, 2022 2:47 pm

Superman I know a cape guy if you want to update your wardrobe, he did Dr. Strange too.

June 14, 2022 2:48 pm

Because journalism doesn’t pay well, Superman begins a human Uber company.

June 14, 2022 2:49 pm

Black Adam: I’m leaving a 1 star review on your Superhero profile

June 14, 2022 2:49 pm

For a hero with supple hands you sure are rough

June 14, 2022 2:50 pm

What the mountains you idiot I just lost my leg back there!!!

June 14, 2022 2:54 pm

How you doing Black Adam?
Please don’t talk to me. I’m having enough trouble just hanging on
Ok we’ll go slow

June 14, 2022 2:55 pm

Are we in Metropolis yet?
No..we’re just gonna make a little stop, right over there

June 14, 2022 2:57 pm

I hope this hasn’t put you off flying. Statistically speaking, it’s still the safest way to travel.

June 14, 2022 2:59 pm

Can you read my mind?
Do you know what is is you do to me>
Don’t know who you are
Just a friend from another star

June 14, 2022 2:59 pm

OK maybe the underwear comment went a little too far

June 14, 2022 3:00 pm

This is the worst tandam parachute jump ever

June 14, 2022 3:01 pm

This flight sucks, next time I’m requesting Zod

June 14, 2022 3:02 pm

Ohhh gross Superman, I’m downwind here!

June 14, 2022 3:09 pm

Ok, I’m sorry about the codpiece comment

June 16, 2022 11:43 am

That’s why you have to be careful wearing a cape!