Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

It was one heck of a college party!
Previous Caption Contest

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May 26, 2022 2:16 am

Welp… Time to milk the old truck…
*Yes, I’ve been around that long.

May 26, 2022 2:55 am

Well shoot! The tractor was hitched here 5 miles back.

May 26, 2022 7:45 am

Is that a scratch? Jordan! Jonathan!

May 26, 2022 7:46 am

What happened with the paint job??? My truck was blue!

May 26, 2022 7:48 am

Nothing to see here! Just pushing the license plate back in.

May 26, 2022 7:50 am

I just need a second. Ow my back!

May 26, 2022 7:52 am

I hope Lois won’t notice the scratch. Paint jobs can be expensive.

May 26, 2022 9:19 am

“Lois, I appreciate the sentiment, but a ‘once you go Kryptonian you never go back’ bumper sticker isn’t compatible with, you know, having a secret identity.”

May 26, 2022 9:22 am

Who needs a tow truck? I can do this myself!

May 26, 2022 9:23 am

The boys can’t go joyriding if I’m holding the truck.

Last edited 1 month ago by Superman2878
May 26, 2022 9:25 am

Instead of a Jesus or Darwin fish, the Kent family truck has a Krypton fish with a cape.

May 26, 2022 9:30 am

“Another flat tire and you still haven’t bought a new jack?” (Heavy sigh as he lifts the truck)

May 26, 2022 9:33 am

Still angry that Pa wouldn’t let him keep the new truck from Lex as a thank-you-for-saving-my-life gift…oops, wrong Superman series.

May 26, 2022 12:49 pm

They’ve been gone awhile the engine still cold.
“That’s the bumper Clark”
“I don’t understand your earth machines I usually fly!”

May 26, 2022 12:50 pm

Clarks PTSD kicks in after he remembers lifting this over his head naked after it almost crushed his Pa

May 26, 2022 12:51 pm

Wait I just rescued a truckload of refugees, where are they?
Theres no seatbelts in the back Clark

May 26, 2022 12:52 pm

Wait where are all the orphans I just rescued?
You flew with the truck upside down Clark

May 26, 2022 12:54 pm

Clark I swear to God if you throw one more truck into space we’re through

May 26, 2022 12:54 pm

Clark the next time you buy a truck, please buy one with a front end.

May 26, 2022 12:55 pm

The CW is really reaching for Merch with the new Supermobile

May 26, 2022 12:57 pm

Did anyone remember to unhook the dog?

May 26, 2022 1:01 pm

Clarks is in shock after his first crash kills a tree triggering a memory of the Kryptonian memory bank Education Crystal number 308. Trees by Joyce Kilmer of the planet earth in his head….

May 26, 2022 1:02 pm

Clark crashes while drunk. “Lois you need to get behind the wheel this could be scandalous for me”

May 26, 2022 1:09 pm

While changing the tire Clarks son says the F word (ohhh fudge) but he didn’t say fudge. Clark: What did you say? Thats what I thought, back to the truck.”

“Watch A Christmas Story if you don’t get this reference” 🙂

May 26, 2022 1:10 pm

Whispers started to emerge around town anyone who rear ended the Kents would end up disappearing and ending up in the phantom zone.

May 26, 2022 1:20 pm

Clark: Not a bad truck Mr. Snell, I’ll give you $200 for it.
Mr. Snell: But Clark I paid $4000 for it.
Clark: $200 or I crush it into sheet metal
Mr Snell: Ok Clark but you’re a really mean bargainer.

May 26, 2022 1:21 pm

Given the price of fuel Clark reduces himself to having his kids syphon gas. Coast is clear boys

May 26, 2022 1:28 pm

Kryptonian Pranks
“Clark it’s still not driving”
“Are you sure it’s not in park Lois?”
“Of course I’ve been driving for years”
“Are you pressing the gas and not the break?”
“Of course”
“Well I guess your just the worst driver ever”…snicker snicker

May 26, 2022 1:31 pm

A mischievous Clark leaves a flaming bag of poop on Lex’s porch
Any minute now, this is going to be hilarious

May 26, 2022 2:10 pm

Hello and welcome to the Kryptonian Mechanical channel. Today we will be talking and learning about trucks starting with the rear bumper. Join me for this 597 part series as we learn about 1 pat per week.

May 26, 2022 2:14 pm

Lois: Clark you have that look in your eye, are you going to flip that truck?
Clark: No
Lois: Clark don’t you flip that truck
Clark: I wanna flip it, I’m gonna flip it
Lois: Clark if you flip that truck so help me God

Last edited 1 month ago by kal-el76
May 26, 2022 2:17 pm

Clarks first job as a valet lasts one day when he parks a truck 2 states from the venue.

May 26, 2022 2:19 pm

Clark locates his truck after it’s stolen.Thought bubble “no one must ever know I left the keys in the ignition”

May 26, 2022 2:27 pm

Lois the boys left the tank empty again. Time to say hi to Clarks belt behind the barn.

May 26, 2022 4:16 pm

Lois: We’re out of gas Clark!
Clark: Don’t worry, I’ll push the rest of the way.

May 28, 2022 3:51 am

Such a reliable truck! I could be in an ad for it!

May 28, 2022 10:38 am

Oh no! My tires are stuck in the mud. I’ll just pull and there!

May 28, 2022 10:45 am

I just lifted a truck to prove that I’m Superman and you don’t believe me ???

Last edited 30 days ago by Superman2878
May 29, 2022 12:29 pm

“Hey ‘Hunny’…let me gitcha a beer outta the cooler!”

May 29, 2022 1:35 pm

Oh great! You just ran over my glasses with the truck Jon!

May 31, 2022 8:42 pm

Whoo, Ma’s chili is giving me supergas again!

June 1, 2022 7:17 am

Boys, see this dent? It wasn’t here before. No more joyriding!