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It was one heck of a college party!
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Welp… Time to milk the old truck…
*Yes, I’ve been around that long.
Well shoot! The tractor was hitched here 5 miles back.
Is that a scratch? Jordan! Jonathan!
What happened with the paint job??? My truck was blue!
Nothing to see here! Just pushing the license plate back in.
I just need a second. Ow my back!
I hope Lois won’t notice the scratch. Paint jobs can be expensive.
“Lois, I appreciate the sentiment, but a ‘once you go Kryptonian you never go back’ bumper sticker isn’t compatible with, you know, having a secret identity.”
Who needs a tow truck? I can do this myself!
The boys can’t go joyriding if I’m holding the truck.
Instead of a Jesus or Darwin fish, the Kent family truck has a Krypton fish with a cape.
“Another flat tire and you still haven’t bought a new jack?” (Heavy sigh as he lifts the truck)
Still angry that Pa wouldn’t let him keep the new truck from Lex as a thank-you-for-saving-my-life gift…oops, wrong Superman series.
They’ve been gone awhile the engine still cold.
“That’s the bumper Clark”
“I don’t understand your earth machines I usually fly!”
Clarks PTSD kicks in after he remembers lifting this over his head naked after it almost crushed his Pa
Wait I just rescued a truckload of refugees, where are they?
Theres no seatbelts in the back Clark
Wait where are all the orphans I just rescued?
You flew with the truck upside down Clark
Clark I swear to God if you throw one more truck into space we’re through
Clark the next time you buy a truck, please buy one with a front end.
The CW is really reaching for Merch with the new Supermobile
Did anyone remember to unhook the dog?
Clarks is in shock after his first crash kills a tree triggering a memory of the Kryptonian memory bank Education Crystal number 308. Trees by Joyce Kilmer of the planet earth in his head….
Clark crashes while drunk. “Lois you need to get behind the wheel this could be scandalous for me”
While changing the tire Clarks son says the F word (ohhh fudge) but he didn’t say fudge. Clark: What did you say? Thats what I thought, back to the truck.”
“Watch A Christmas Story if you don’t get this reference” 🙂
Whispers started to emerge around town anyone who rear ended the Kents would end up disappearing and ending up in the phantom zone.
Clark: Not a bad truck Mr. Snell, I’ll give you $200 for it.
Mr. Snell: But Clark I paid $4000 for it.
Clark: $200 or I crush it into sheet metal
Mr Snell: Ok Clark but you’re a really mean bargainer.
Given the price of fuel Clark reduces himself to having his kids syphon gas. Coast is clear boys
Kryptonian Pranks
“Clark it’s still not driving”
“Are you sure it’s not in park Lois?”
“Of course I’ve been driving for years”
“Are you pressing the gas and not the break?”
“Of course”
“Well I guess your just the worst driver ever”…snicker snicker
A mischievous Clark leaves a flaming bag of poop on Lex’s porch
Any minute now, this is going to be hilarious
Hello and welcome to the Kryptonian Mechanical channel. Today we will be talking and learning about trucks starting with the rear bumper. Join me for this 597 part series as we learn about 1 pat per week.
Lois: Clark you have that look in your eye, are you going to flip that truck?
Clark: No
Lois: Clark don’t you flip that truck
Clark: I wanna flip it, I’m gonna flip it
Lois: Clark if you flip that truck so help me God
Clarks first job as a valet lasts one day when he parks a truck 2 states from the venue.
Clark locates his truck after it’s stolen.Thought bubble “no one must ever know I left the keys in the ignition”
Lois the boys left the tank empty again. Time to say hi to Clarks belt behind the barn.
Lois: We’re out of gas Clark!
Clark: Don’t worry, I’ll push the rest of the way.
Such a reliable truck! I could be in an ad for it!
Oh no! My tires are stuck in the mud. I’ll just pull and there!
I just lifted a truck to prove that I’m Superman and you don’t believe me ???
“Hey ‘Hunny’…let me gitcha a beer outta the cooler!”
Oh great! You just ran over my glasses with the truck Jon!
Whoo, Ma’s chili is giving me supergas again!
Boys, see this dent? It wasn’t here before. No more joyriding!