Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

dragon22a:
New suit… still no pockets.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
August 8, 2019 12:41 am

The way I feel about how DC Movie universe is using Superman.

Superman2878
August 8, 2019 1:00 am

Mxy: “ I just used my magic to get rid of all the crime and evil in the world, and you’re still not happy? What do you want!!!???”

Superman2878
August 8, 2019 1:07 am
Reply to  Superman2878

Hey! I wasn’t responsible for the snap! You got the wrong purple super villain!

mnostl32
August 8, 2019 8:37 am

Mxyzptlk: Thanks to modern technology, no one can see the cables holding me up.

mnostl32
August 8, 2019 8:38 am

Mxyz says, put your arms up!

mnostl32
August 8, 2019 8:38 am

Does your super smelling smell this?!? hahahaha

mnostl32
August 8, 2019 8:39 am

Superman: Ugh you again!

mnostl32
August 8, 2019 8:40 am

Mxyz: And that’s how you tie this bowtie, with no hands Superman.

mnostl32
August 8, 2019 8:43 am

Mxyz: Floating? I’m not floating. I fly like you Superman. So, I am Superman too.
Superman: No. You. Are. NOT!

mnostl32
August 8, 2019 8:44 am

So what’s the deal with Robert Pattinson being cast as Batman?

Superman2878
August 8, 2019 10:37 am

What!? They’re doing a crisis crossover event, and they didn’t invite us!!???

Superman2878
August 8, 2019 11:37 am
Reply to  Superman2878

Why does Shazam get a movie and I don’t? I got more magic than he does!

Superman2878
August 8, 2019 11:46 am
Reply to  Superman2878

Superman: “You missed it.”
Mxy: “ I missed it?”
Superman: “ That’s what I said.You missed it.”
Mxy: “ What do you mean I missed it?”
Superman: “ I’m saying that you missed it.”
Mxy: “ I MISSED COMIC CON!!!???”

Superman2878
August 8, 2019 11:52 am

Staring contest! First one to blink, leaves Earth forever!

MattComics
August 8, 2019 2:00 pm

WHAT DO THEY MEAN I’M NOT A MOVIE CALIBER ANTAGONIST?!

Mr Mxy
August 8, 2019 2:50 pm

I am telling you Zod is alive,i whisked the real general to the phantom zone,the one you killed was an android.

mnostl32
August 8, 2019 3:11 pm

I am going to raise the roof. Literally!

Superman2878
August 8, 2019 3:23 pm

See? You throw the pizza dough in the air and catch it like this! Wait! Where did it go?

Superman: “ It’s stuck on the ceiling.”

superhero
August 8, 2019 6:34 pm

i’ve got a headache-THIS BIG. and it’s got excedrin written all over it.

superhero
August 8, 2019 6:35 pm

the butler did it!

superhero
August 8, 2019 6:39 pm

are you not entertained!?

superhero
August 8, 2019 6:43 pm

is there spinach in my teeth?

superhero
August 8, 2019 6:54 pm

i smell that too! but there are no cats!

mnostl32
August 9, 2019 9:17 am

You know I can fly too.

MattComics
August 9, 2019 10:42 am

Superman: Happy Klptzyxm!

Mister Mxyzptlk: Oh, Happy Klptzyxm to you!…aw, nuts.

mnostl32
August 9, 2019 1:18 pm

Just because I’m wearing a purple suit doesn’t mean I’m The Joker. But I am jokester. Sheesh!

Superman2878
August 9, 2019 10:20 pm

Look at my hair Superman!

What hair?

WHAT??? I’M BALD!!!???

Super El
August 9, 2019 11:34 pm

Ya know? If you had me as the villain in Man of Steel, they wouldn’t have to can the sequel!!!!

Super El
August 9, 2019 11:36 pm

You just had to snap his neck, didn’t ‘cha? Now you’ll never have me in the sequel!!!

superhero
August 10, 2019 1:30 pm

i once caught a fish THIS BIG

Stefan-El
August 12, 2019 8:24 am

Superman 64 a flop? No way! You can even fly through rings!

Stefan-El
August 12, 2019 8:42 am

Seriously? How should I have teared off my own hair – with short arms like these?

Stefan-El
August 12, 2019 8:47 am

No, I don´t want to be renamed as Bulbhead Man.

Stefan-El
August 12, 2019 8:53 am

No, I am not Lex Luthor´s “little” brother!

Superman2878
August 13, 2019 2:08 pm

Hey Superman. Do you ever get a headache that feels like it’s this big?

jreyes3001
August 13, 2019 11:23 pm

I need a nap I’m beginning to see a flying Elmer Fudd.

jreyes3001
August 13, 2019 11:27 pm

Lois have a Snickers, you’re not you when you’re hungry.

Superman2878
August 14, 2019 12:19 am

Mxy: “Errrrr”
Superman: “ What are you doing?”
Mxy: “ I’m trying to make Kryptonie with my magic.”

Superman2878
August 14, 2019 12:21 am

Catch me Superman!

Superman2878
August 14, 2019 12:22 am

See Superman? This is how you are supposed to fly. With your hands over your head like this!

MattComics
August 15, 2019 9:07 pm

CAN YOU READ MY MIND?!

mnostl32
August 16, 2019 10:01 am

Superman: You need to pluck your eyebrows!
Mxyz: They should call you MeanMan!

Superman2878
August 16, 2019 9:32 pm

Mxy: “ What!!! They cancelled Krypton!!!???”

Superman2878
August 20, 2019 5:19 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Mxy: “ So now you’re telling me that they would’ve gone the Brightburn route for Jor-el if they had a season three for Krypton????”

Superman: “That’s what I heard.”

Mxy: “What’s going on here???!!!!!”