Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

dragon22a:
New suit… still no pockets.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

The way I feel about how DC Movie universe is using Superman.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Mxy: “ I just used my magic to get rid of all the crime and evil in the world, and you’re still not happy? What do you want!!!???”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hey! I wasn’t responsible for the snap! You got the wrong purple super villain!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Mxyzptlk: Thanks to modern technology, no one can see the cables holding me up.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Mxyz says, put your arms up!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Does your super smelling smell this?!? hahahaha

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman: Ugh you again!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Mxyz: And that’s how you tie this bowtie, with no hands Superman.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Mxyz: Floating? I’m not floating. I fly like you Superman. So, I am Superman too.
Superman: No. You. Are. NOT!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

So what’s the deal with Robert Pattinson being cast as Batman?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

What!? They’re doing a crisis crossover event, and they didn’t invite us!!???

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Why does Shazam get a movie and I don’t? I got more magic than he does!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman: “You missed it.”
Mxy: “ I missed it?”
Superman: “ That’s what I said.You missed it.”
Mxy: “ What do you mean I missed it?”
Superman: “ I’m saying that you missed it.”
Mxy: “ I MISSED COMIC CON!!!???”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Staring contest! First one to blink, leaves Earth forever!

MattComics
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MattComics

WHAT DO THEY MEAN I’M NOT A MOVIE CALIBER ANTAGONIST?!

Mr Mxy
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Mr Mxy

I am telling you Zod is alive,i whisked the real general to the phantom zone,the one you killed was an android.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I am going to raise the roof. Literally!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

See? You throw the pizza dough in the air and catch it like this! Wait! Where did it go?

Superman: “ It’s stuck on the ceiling.”

superhero
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superhero

i’ve got a headache-THIS BIG. and it’s got excedrin written all over it.

superhero
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superhero

the butler did it!

superhero
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superhero

are you not entertained!?

superhero
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superhero

is there spinach in my teeth?

superhero
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superhero

i smell that too! but there are no cats!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

You know I can fly too.

MattComics
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MattComics

Superman: Happy Klptzyxm!

Mister Mxyzptlk: Oh, Happy Klptzyxm to you!…aw, nuts.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Just because I’m wearing a purple suit doesn’t mean I’m The Joker. But I am jokester. Sheesh!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Look at my hair Superman!

What hair?

WHAT??? I’M BALD!!!???

Super El
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Super El

Ya know? If you had me as the villain in Man of Steel, they wouldn’t have to can the sequel!!!!

Super El
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Super El

You just had to snap his neck, didn’t ‘cha? Now you’ll never have me in the sequel!!!

superhero
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superhero

i once caught a fish THIS BIG

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Superman 64 a flop? No way! You can even fly through rings!

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Seriously? How should I have teared off my own hair – with short arms like these?

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

No, I don´t want to be renamed as Bulbhead Man.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

No, I am not Lex Luthor´s “little” brother!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hey Superman. Do you ever get a headache that feels like it’s this big?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I need a nap I’m beginning to see a flying Elmer Fudd.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Lois have a Snickers, you’re not you when you’re hungry.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Mxy: “Errrrr”
Superman: “ What are you doing?”
Mxy: “ I’m trying to make Kryptonie with my magic.”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Catch me Superman!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

See Superman? This is how you are supposed to fly. With your hands over your head like this!

MattComics
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MattComics

CAN YOU READ MY MIND?!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman: You need to pluck your eyebrows!
Mxyz: They should call you MeanMan!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Mxy: “ What!!! They cancelled Krypton!!!???”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Mxy: “ So now you’re telling me that they would’ve gone the Brightburn route for Jor-el if they had a season three for Krypton????”

Superman: “That’s what I heard.”

Mxy: “What’s going on here???!!!!!”