Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Lois: Superman, are you using your x-ray vision again?
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Now I know why Lois keeps thinking that we’re the same person. You look just like me without glasses!
It was one heck of a college party!
Clark: I never realised we look so much alike!
Help yourself once in a while.
Hi there! I have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Easy Clark, I’ve got you.
You’ve got me? Whose got you?
Thanks for saving me Shazam!
I’m Superman Clark.
Sorry, I wasn’t wearing my glasses.
Can you read my mind?
Of course I can! I’m you remember!
Turns out neither of them is the real Kal-El.
”We belong together because we’re two of a kind!”
The problem with shipping Superman and Clark Kent? All the portmanteaus are obvious – SuperClark, KentMan.
There is something about your face that looks familiar.
Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
No you can’t.
Yes I can.
No you can’t.
Yes I can, yes I caaaaan!!!
I’m having a deja vu, where’s Gus Gorman?
Did you take the green K with Tar again?
Superman 3: The Animated Series
“Double, double, toil and trouble.”
I know you’re not the real Clark Kent!
Up up and awa…. Ow my back just went out!
Would you like to carry Mr in Smith over the threshold? it’s sort of traditional, I can give you a hand if you have trouble lifting.
Um Superman, where is your other hand?
Don’t worry, I never drink when I fly
When there is a lull in crime Superman moonlights as an Uber
You said you always wanted to fly Kent, nows your chance
Kryptonian memory bank 343: we will now demonstrate a kryptonian prostate check.
For my next party trick I’m going to fold this Wall Street suit into a suitcase
Here we observe the raw kryptonian mating ritual that starts with a violent dance. Observe the costumed one as he leads the passive suited one
Help, somebody help my pants split!
Superman: I’m here now I will get you to my tailor , my mom
Superman Lives: Starring Nicholas Cage as Superman and Nick Cage as Clark Kent