Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

kal-el76:
Lois: Superman, are you using your x-ray vision again?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
May 12, 2022 2:20 am

Now I know why Lois keeps thinking that we’re the same person. You look just like me without glasses!

afriend
May 12, 2022 2:24 am

It was one heck of a college party!

New Roosterman
May 12, 2022 4:37 am

Clark: I never realised we look so much alike!

lunetemperee
May 12, 2022 9:22 am

Help yourself once in a while.

bladerunner
May 12, 2022 9:33 am

Hi there! I have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.

Superman2878
May 12, 2022 2:40 pm

Easy Clark, I’ve got you.

You’ve got me? Whose got you?

Superman2878
May 12, 2022 3:02 pm

Thanks for saving me Shazam!

I’m Superman Clark.

Sorry, I wasn’t wearing my glasses.

Superman2878
May 12, 2022 4:46 pm

Can you read my mind?
Of course I can! I’m you remember!

Carstonio
May 12, 2022 5:01 pm

Turns out neither of them is the real Kal-El.

Carstonio
May 12, 2022 5:33 pm

”We belong together because we’re two of a kind!”

Carstonio
May 12, 2022 5:38 pm

The problem with shipping Superman and Clark Kent? All the portmanteaus are obvious – SuperClark, KentMan.

Last edited 14 days ago by Carstonio
ramncc1996
May 12, 2022 7:04 pm

There is something about your face that looks familiar.

Superman2878
May 12, 2022 9:34 pm

Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
No you can’t.
Yes I can.
No you can’t.
Yes I can, yes I caaaaan!!!

mnostl32
May 13, 2022 10:17 am

I’m having a deja vu, where’s Gus Gorman?

mnostl32
May 13, 2022 10:18 am

Did you take the green K with Tar again?

mnostl32
May 13, 2022 10:18 am

Superman 3: The Animated Series

butchmoore
May 15, 2022 4:10 am

“Double, double, toil and trouble.”

KMP
KMP
May 16, 2022 12:10 pm

I know you’re not the real Clark Kent!

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 11:37 am

Up up and awa…. Ow my back just went out!

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 11:44 am

Would you like to carry Mr in Smith over the threshold? it’s sort of traditional, I can give you a hand if you have trouble lifting.

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 11:47 am

Um Superman, where is your other hand?

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 11:48 am

Don’t worry, I never drink when I fly

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 11:49 am

When there is a lull in crime Superman moonlights as an Uber

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 11:50 am

You said you always wanted to fly Kent, nows your chance

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 11:54 am

Kryptonian memory bank 343: we will now demonstrate a kryptonian prostate check.

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 11:57 am

For my next party trick I’m going to fold this Wall Street suit into a suitcase

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 12:01 pm

Here we observe the raw kryptonian mating ritual that starts with a violent dance. Observe the costumed one as he leads the passive suited one

kal-el76
May 17, 2022 12:06 pm

Help, somebody help my pants split!
Superman: I’m here now I will get you to my tailor , my mom

mnostl32
May 24, 2022 1:03 am

Superman Lives: Starring Nicholas Cage as Superman and Nick Cage as Clark Kent