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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Don’t look, they haven’t CGed my mustache off yet!
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I shouldn’t have had that Super Spicy Street Burrito!
Now I have to take a Super Poop!
Running at super speed to burn off some calories!
When Perry told me to chase down that story I didn’t know that he was being literal.
Yay! Ice cream truck! Ice cream truck!
Why, WHY did I agree when Barry said we should race an our civilian clothes?!?
Brandon was so excited to hear that there was a chance to play Superman again, he ran all the way to the casting office.
Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
Got Pepto?
“This looks like a job for…. Oh Damn I just realized I forgot to put my Superman costume on underneath. Oh well this is a job for Clark Kent”
When you first hear the news they are casting for a new Superman.
When you first hear that Disney might buy DC and you now have a chance to be in the new reboot.
Do you remember your first shart?
I’m going to change in the middle of the street so that we have a more honest relationship!
You first but definitely not your last time at Taco Bell!
Walmart has a sale on Superman DVD’s.
“Mommy, mommy, why is Harry Potter running so fast?”
“This isn´t Harry Potter, it is… it is… well ok, maybe it is Harry Potter.”
Brian Singer: Hey, we should call the movie “Clark returns to the office after he overran his lunch break.”
Screen Writer: “Too complicated, give me another one…”
Singer: “Clark Returns?”
Pretending to be human is exausting
Tokyo 2020, here I come!
Walmart is having a Black Friday special on Hatchimals!
Clark: Oh noooo it’s Brian Michael Bendis with his crazy ideas… Everybody Run!!!
HELP! Bendis wants to get rid of me! Someone Call Batman!
Pokémon gotta catch them all!
Gotta fly subscribers are chasing me.
Gotta go to Kohls!
Run Forrest! Run!
One day I started running and I kept running and running.
I know if I Naruto run I can see them aliens in Area 51.
I shouldn’t have used that Axe body spray!
Rule number 1 : Cardio
Rule number 2 : double tap
I got to remember to take a left at Albuquerque.
“Here he comes to save the day,” Accch, I can’t get that song out of my head!
when you gotta go, you gotta go
the popeyes chicken sandwich is back!
When your sliding into first and pants begin to burst that’s diarrhea diarrhea.
wow, haven’t heard that in a while, lol. #memories
Tinder date gone wrong.
I have to hurry and get to the Pizza Express.
Usain Bolt? I’ll show them who is the fastest man on earth.
I hope I can still catch Steve Younis at the Annual Superman celebration.
They WOULD offer me Australia Day Lamb when my uniform’s at the cleaners!
Oh no! Charlie Sheen is doing another ‘UltraTune’ commercial!
Don’t worry, Superman. I’m coming to save you from Bendis and his awful ideas.
Potty, potty, potty! I’ve got to find a potty!
I hate it when I bet Lois I can scoop her without my super-powers! But a win is a win!
Brandon rushes to the shoot only to find out he was supposed to be filming Ray Palmer scenes that day.
oh! big belly burger has the impossible burger!
this invisible hover board is amazing!
Man, I’ll be glad when this Year One thing is over with!
I forgot the Turkey!