Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

MattComics:
Don’t look, they haven’t CGed my mustache off yet!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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November 14, 2019 12:21 am

I shouldn’t have had that Super Spicy Street Burrito!
Now I have to take a Super Poop!

Superman2878
November 14, 2019 12:30 am

Running at super speed to burn off some calories!

Superman2878
November 14, 2019 12:34 am

When Perry told me to chase down that story I didn’t know that he was being literal.

Steve Eden
November 14, 2019 1:42 am

Yay! Ice cream truck! Ice cream truck!

Steve Eden
November 14, 2019 1:46 am

Why, WHY did I agree when Barry said we should race an our civilian clothes?!?

StuB
November 14, 2019 4:15 am

Brandon was so excited to hear that there was a chance to play Superman again, he ran all the way to the casting office.

The_News_Editor
November 14, 2019 7:46 am

Where will you be when diarrhea hits?

jreyes3001
November 14, 2019 7:48 am

Got Pepto?

general_zod
November 14, 2019 7:59 am

“This looks like a job for…. Oh Damn I just realized I forgot to put my Superman costume on underneath. Oh well this is a job for Clark Kent”

jreyes3001
November 14, 2019 8:33 am

When you first hear the news they are casting for a new Superman.

jreyes3001
November 14, 2019 8:35 am

When you first hear that Disney might buy DC and you now have a chance to be in the new reboot.

jreyes3001
November 14, 2019 8:38 am

Do you remember your first shart?

MattComics
November 14, 2019 8:38 am

I’m going to change in the middle of the street so that we have a more honest relationship!

jreyes3001
November 14, 2019 8:43 am

You first but definitely not your last time at Taco Bell!

jreyes3001
November 14, 2019 8:44 am

Walmart has a sale on Superman DVD’s.

Stefan-El
November 14, 2019 9:32 am

“Mommy, mommy, why is Harry Potter running so fast?”
“This isn´t Harry Potter, it is… it is… well ok, maybe it is Harry Potter.”

Stefan-El
November 14, 2019 9:56 am

Brian Singer: Hey, we should call the movie “Clark returns to the office after he overran his lunch break.”
Screen Writer: “Too complicated, give me another one…”
Singer: “Clark Returns?”

Super1
November 14, 2019 11:36 am
Reply to  Stefan-El

Pretending to be human is exausting

Randarch
November 14, 2019 1:37 pm

Tokyo 2020, here I come!

Randarch
November 14, 2019 1:39 pm

Walmart is having a Black Friday special on Hatchimals!

svillar13
November 14, 2019 5:11 pm

Clark: Oh noooo it’s Brian Michael Bendis with his crazy ideas… Everybody Run!!!

SupermanFan83
November 14, 2019 7:16 pm

HELP! Bendis wants to get rid of me! Someone Call Batman!

jreyes3001
November 14, 2019 7:32 pm

Pokémon gotta catch them all!

Justin Suarez
November 14, 2019 11:55 pm

Gotta fly subscribers are chasing me.

jagross0325
November 15, 2019 10:16 pm

Gotta go to Kohls!

jagross0325
November 15, 2019 10:18 pm

Run Forrest! Run!

jagross0325
November 15, 2019 10:19 pm

One day I started running and I kept running and running.

jagross0325
November 15, 2019 10:24 pm

I know if I Naruto run I can see them aliens in Area 51.

jagross0325
November 15, 2019 10:27 pm

I shouldn’t have used that Axe body spray!

jagross0325
November 15, 2019 10:33 pm

Rule number 1 : Cardio
Rule number 2 : double tap

jagross0325
November 15, 2019 10:37 pm

I got to remember to take a left at Albuquerque.

mlefort347
November 16, 2019 2:16 am

“Here he comes to save the day,” Accch, I can’t get that song out of my head!

superhero
November 16, 2019 8:54 am

when you gotta go, you gotta go

superhero
November 16, 2019 2:52 pm

the popeyes chicken sandwich is back!

jreyes3001
November 16, 2019 9:17 pm

When your sliding into first and pants begin to burst that’s diarrhea diarrhea.

superhero
November 18, 2019 5:40 pm
Reply to  jreyes3001

wow, haven’t heard that in a while, lol. #memories

jreyes3001
November 16, 2019 9:22 pm

Tinder date gone wrong.

jreyes3001
November 17, 2019 4:15 pm

I have to hurry and get to the Pizza Express.

jreyes3001
November 17, 2019 4:32 pm

Usain Bolt? I’ll show them who is the fastest man on earth.

jreyes3001
November 17, 2019 9:21 pm

I hope I can still catch Steve Younis at the Annual Superman celebration.

lemarjones
November 17, 2019 10:26 pm

They WOULD offer me Australia Day Lamb when my uniform’s at the cleaners!

lemarjones
November 17, 2019 10:27 pm

Oh no! Charlie Sheen is doing another ‘UltraTune’ commercial!

lemarjones
November 17, 2019 10:27 pm

Don’t worry, Superman. I’m coming to save you from Bendis and his awful ideas.

lemarjones
November 17, 2019 10:28 pm

Potty, potty, potty! I’ve got to find a potty!

lemarjones
November 17, 2019 10:29 pm

I hate it when I bet Lois I can scoop her without my super-powers! But a win is a win!

MattComics
November 18, 2019 9:59 am

Brandon rushes to the shoot only to find out he was supposed to be filming Ray Palmer scenes that day.

superhero
November 18, 2019 5:37 pm

oh! big belly burger has the impossible burger!

superhero
November 18, 2019 5:44 pm

this invisible hover board is amazing!

lemarjones
November 18, 2019 8:03 pm

Man, I’ll be glad when this Year One thing is over with!

Superman2878
November 21, 2019 12:28 am

I forgot the Turkey!