Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Andy:
Clark knew the Fortress computers were acting up when the new batch of Superman robots came in.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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CPugsl
CPugsl
May 13, 2021 12:19 am

Before you give a Lois Lane kiss Put on a happy face.

CPugsl
CPugsl
May 13, 2021 12:37 am

Before you give Lois Lane a kiss, Put on a happy face

Superman2878
May 13, 2021 1:25 am

I’m also a big fan of Justice…. ha ha ha I’m sorry I just can’t…. ha ha ha

Superman2878
May 13, 2021 1:26 am

They did what to my mustache? Ha ha ha ha!

Superman2878
May 13, 2021 2:03 am

Its not an “S”…..Yes it is! Hahahaha!

Last edited 2 years ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
May 13, 2021 2:07 am

I looked in the mirror with my glasses on and thought I was someone else. Ha ha ha ha

Last edited 2 years ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
May 13, 2021 2:11 am

Batman v Superman. The smile cut

Superman2878
May 13, 2021 2:15 am

Mentos. The fresh maker!

superhero
superhero
May 13, 2021 5:26 am

this sleep number bed is great!

superhero
superhero
May 13, 2021 5:30 am

those brownies were TERRIFIC!

RobertAnthony
RobertAnthony
May 13, 2021 10:10 am

Lois, you’d better stop tickling me like that…hee hee…ha ha HA!

Superman2878
May 13, 2021 11:22 am

Superman to Batman

Wait! Your mom’s name is Martha too? Ha ha ha. What a small world.

Superman2878
May 13, 2021 11:24 am

On my world it means hope. Wait! Hope begins with an H. Hahaha

ZiShan
ZiShan
May 13, 2021 2:04 pm

“Man, all these exhausting re-shoots with Josh Weadon and now back with Zach Snyder, it’s enough to make a guy pull out his mustache hair!”

ZiShan
ZiShan
May 13, 2021 2:07 pm

“Oh thank goodness I am done playing Supes, this suit is so tight in all the wrong places… there’s a reason why we were supposed to wear the underwear on the outside!”

Superman2878
May 13, 2021 2:14 pm

So then Bruce rasped his voice and said“I’m BATMAN!” Ha ha ha ha!

superhero
superhero
May 13, 2021 5:09 pm

the joy you have when you put your superman pajamas on as a child for the first time

Last edited 2 years ago by superhero
Randarch
Randarch
May 16, 2021 12:13 pm
Reply to  superhero

🙂

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 13, 2021 7:51 pm

I can’t believe my fart knocked down the Lex Corp buidling.

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 13, 2021 7:52 pm

The moment you realize you left your mask at home!

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 13, 2021 7:52 pm

The moment before you wake up and realize it was all just a dream

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 13, 2021 7:53 pm

Waking up as Superman be like…

MattComics
MattComics
May 13, 2021 8:03 pm

“I’ve been off social media for a week and I’m never going back!”

superhero
superhero
May 13, 2021 8:41 pm

splurging on these 600 thread count sheets was totally worth it! i love bed bath and way-beyond!

MOS
MOS
May 13, 2021 9:05 pm

Another reboot…. DC, you will never learn…

Superman2878
May 14, 2021 2:11 am

Superman’s reaction to meeting Lex for the first time.

Superman: You’re Lex Luthor? You’re kidding right? Ha ha ha ha!

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 14, 2021 12:15 pm

When you realize you don’t have to get changed in a phonebooth anymore.

butchmoore
butchmoore
May 14, 2021 8:56 pm

“I just saved 15% on my car insurance!”

DW13
DW13
May 15, 2021 6:27 am

Superman’s reaction when WB fired him for a Black PC Clark Kent.

KMP
KMP
May 15, 2021 12:28 pm

Don’t tickle me, Batman.

superhero
superhero
May 15, 2021 3:19 pm

that’s much better! i’ve been holding that in for ages!

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superhero
superhero
May 15, 2021 3:26 pm

just when i thought i was out, they pulled me back in!

superhero
superhero
May 16, 2021 3:57 am

i can’t remember the last time i made a snow angel

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:26 pm

Batman versus Superman rematch: Tickle Fight

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:28 pm

Henry Cavill laying is his bed of money

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:29 pm

The moment after Henry has his face licked by his dog Kal

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:30 pm

Remember when they used to call me Fat Cavill…who’s laughing now

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:31 pm

Cavill laughing at the prospect of a Shazam cameo qualifying as a Superman movie from his contract

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:31 pm

Henry after he gets off the phone with the Rock..no you hang up

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:34 pm

Close your eyes Henry and make a birthday wish: I wish I could keep playing Superman forever. Did it come true?
Friends: No, Warner Borthers decided to make an announcement about a Superman project that will drive a knife in your back

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:36 pm

Mrs. Cavill: Wake up Henry, time to get up
Henry: I dreamt I was still Superman Mom
Mrs Cavill: Oh Henry don’t be daft, Warner brothers are tw#@s and replaced you

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:37 pm

Henry: Ben did you ever think our love in B V S would lead to this?
Ben: No, listen there’s someone new, her name is Jennifer and we dated before

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:39 pm

With an asteroid strapped to his back Superman decides todays the day he’s going to take out Gotham and stick it to Batman

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:41 pm

Unfortunately Aquaman shouts “Superman heads up” too late as the meteor strikes him from behind

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:42 pm

Martha: Clark you can’t wear this suit day and night. I’m doing a load of colours put your costume in the hamper.

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:44 pm

Superman when he learns earthling Batman has been trying to be leader of a Superhero group while he was dead.

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:45 pm

A little known defence mechanism in Kryptonians, they sometimes play possum until their opponent lets their guard down.

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 24, 2021 1:49 pm

Superman lets everything out under the lasso of truth “This one time I took this billionaire named Elon obsessed with spaceflight; lets just say he flew too close to the sun

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 25, 2021 8:11 pm

Clark finally gets the farmers joke his dad told as a kid: What did the ear of corn say to the hot little pot? Why don’t I pop on by later. LOL Corny…

kal-el76
kal-el76
May 25, 2021 8:16 pm

In the Snyders Directors, Ultimate, Uncut Extended Edition the new footage intro reveals the actual sound that echos across the universe ringing the bell for Stepphenwolf is the “after death poop”.