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The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
“It’s been 2 days since I received the covid vaccine shot and my arm still hurts like hell.”
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“You play ball like a supergirl!” -Kryptonite Sandlot
player: I’m not asking you. I’m telling you. Who is on first.
superman: I’m asking you who’s on first.
your uniform isn’t regulation!
hey, do you do kids parties? next saturday is my daughter’s birthday
Batter: What does that “S” stand for huh?
Superman: It stands for Stike Three, you’re out!!!
i’ve got a hundred clams riding on your muhamaad ali fight. don’t let me down!
Supervision shmooper-vision! That was NOT a strike! You need glasses ump! And what’s that S supposed to be?
you’re a lot shorter in person
you remind me of somebody…i never forget a face
are you wearing ck one? you smell terrific!
I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes!
Hey! I saw that! You used your Superbreath to curve the ball! That’s cheating! No Superpowers!
do you validate parking?
ya know, i had these same pajamas when i was 5
so you wear dr. scholl’s too?
You’re telling me I didn’t see the ball? ME?
Pointing your finger is rude!
why do you even bother with the protective mask?
Bucky Williams knew it was time to stop arguing when the umps eyes started to glow red.
Baseball sent me to the ER: Superman proved he knew magic by making the bat disappear.
Superman and Bucky Williams argue for 5 minutes until Superman ejects him from the planet “your outta here!”
Superman stands by the Kryptonian strike call and threatens banishment to the phantom zone
Bucky knew he crossed the line when he badmouthed Martha
Team Human argues to no avail as the score against the Kryptonians reaches 100-0 after the first inning.
From that moment on he was known as Bucky “4 fingers” Williams
Coach: Superman, you can’t keep ejecting my players into cornfields
Superman learns yet another thing about his suit, its impervious to dirt being kicked on it