Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

supergirlacd:
“It’s been 2 days since I received the covid vaccine shot and my arm still hurts like hell.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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WHSuperman
WHSuperman(@whsuperman)
December 9, 2021 1:38 am

“You play ball like a supergirl!” -Kryptonite Sandlot

superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 9, 2021 4:25 pm

player: I’m not asking you. I’m telling you. Who is on first.
superman: I’m asking you who’s on first.

superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 9, 2021 4:29 pm

your uniform isn’t regulation!

superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 9, 2021 5:40 pm

hey, do you do kids parties? next saturday is my daughter’s birthday

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
December 9, 2021 5:48 pm

Batter: What does that “S” stand for huh?
Superman: It stands for Stike Three, you’re out!!!

superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 9, 2021 7:25 pm

i’ve got a hundred clams riding on your muhamaad ali fight. don’t let me down!

Last edited 1 month ago by superhero
igiggal
igiggal(@igiggal)
December 10, 2021 3:38 pm

Supervision shmooper-vision! That was NOT a strike! You need glasses ump! And what’s that S supposed to be?

superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 10, 2021 4:06 pm

you’re a lot shorter in person

superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 10, 2021 7:47 pm

you remind me of somebody…i never forget a face

superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 10, 2021 8:02 pm

are you wearing ck one? you smell terrific!

butchmoore
butchmoore(@butchmoore)
December 12, 2021 2:04 am

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes!

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
December 12, 2021 7:02 pm

Hey! I saw that! You used your Superbreath to curve the ball! That’s cheating! No Superpowers!

Last edited 1 month ago by Superman2878
superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 12, 2021 9:06 pm

do you validate parking?

superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 13, 2021 6:24 pm

ya know, i had these same pajamas when i was 5

superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 13, 2021 8:56 pm

so you wear dr. scholl’s too?

KMP
KMP(@kmp)
December 15, 2021 11:35 am

You’re telling me I didn’t see the ball? ME?

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
December 15, 2021 6:10 pm

Pointing your finger is rude!

Last edited 1 month ago by Superman2878
superhero
superhero(@fordstranger)
December 16, 2021 8:59 am

why do you even bother with the protective mask?

kal-el76
kal-el76(@kal-el76)
December 22, 2021 8:21 pm

Bucky Williams knew it was time to stop arguing when the umps eyes started to glow red.

kal-el76
kal-el76(@kal-el76)
December 22, 2021 8:23 pm

Baseball sent me to the ER: Superman proved he knew magic by making the bat disappear.

kal-el76
kal-el76(@kal-el76)
December 22, 2021 8:29 pm

Superman and Bucky Williams argue for 5 minutes until Superman ejects him from the planet “your outta here!”

kal-el76
kal-el76(@kal-el76)
December 22, 2021 8:29 pm

Superman stands by the Kryptonian strike call and threatens banishment to the phantom zone

kal-el76
kal-el76(@kal-el76)
December 22, 2021 8:30 pm

Bucky knew he crossed the line when he badmouthed Martha

kal-el76
kal-el76(@kal-el76)
December 22, 2021 8:32 pm

Team Human argues to no avail as the score against the Kryptonians reaches 100-0 after the first inning.

kal-el76
kal-el76(@kal-el76)
December 22, 2021 8:33 pm

From that moment on he was known as Bucky “4 fingers” Williams

kal-el76
kal-el76(@kal-el76)
December 22, 2021 8:34 pm

Coach: Superman, you can’t keep ejecting my players into cornfields

kal-el76
kal-el76(@kal-el76)
December 22, 2021 8:35 pm

Superman learns yet another thing about his suit, its impervious to dirt being kicked on it