Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
“Mentos the fresh maker!”
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Should we tell him he has spinach in his teeth?
We’ve trapped Superman in our desaturation room. The lack of color will depress him into submission!
Does he know that it’s not a one way mirror?
You blinked! I win!
#ReleaseTheMarxBrothersCut
Slowly learning that life is okay, say after me, it’s no better to be safe than sorry,
Take on me…
Swanwick: Can you read my mind?
Ha! I’ve trapped you in the phantom zone!!!
Uh, this isn’t the phantom zone.
Wait! What? It’s not?
Use the phone! I can’t hear what you’re saying!
I can smell you through the glass
Good thing I’m behind the glass because we know nothing about this Super-man.
I have X-ray vision. I can see you through this wall!
That’s not a wall. It’s a window.
I’m starting with the man in the mirror…
Superman:Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the strongest one of all?
General Swanwick:That would be me.
Superman:Wait! What???
Superman: Ok I will talk but what the hell is a “He Line”?
Swanwick: Well, that´s just something the “Masters of the Universe” do snort.
Superman: Ok I will talk but what the hell is a “He Line”?
Swanwick: Well, that´s just something the “Masters of the Universe” snort.
Staring contest: The first one who uses heat vision wins!
Swanwick: This is an impressive looking television.
Superman: Hi there!
Swanwick:AAAAH!!!!
Superman: Oops. Sorry about that. This is not a tv. It’s a window.
Swanwick: it’s not a tv?
Superman: Nope. Sorry.
(Superman) “I can see you through this one way glass with my x-ray version General”
(Superman thinking) “Should I mention that he’s wearing pink?”
Superman: General, care to step outside?
General Swanwick: But we’re Inside.
Superman: Oh! Really? Um…. Care to step inside?
General Swanwick: but we’re already inside.
Superman: Ummm…. Care to open this window?
General Swanwick: It doesn’t open.
Superman: oh come on! Ok then, care to walk out that door and walk on over to this room?
General Swanwick: Ok.
Superman: Finally!
-Does this makes me look fat?
-I feel like this is a trick question.
i’m harpo, you’re lucy
what we all want to see while looking into the mirror
Superman: Huh, so you must be that astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson? Of course they send the space guy to come see the alien. I thought you had a moustache?
G Swanwick: I didn’t know Super Humour was one of your powers!
When you wake up in the morning feeling like Superman.
Face Off part 2.
When I say Happy you say Birthday!
I can do this all day.
Ok on the count of three. Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.
“Surely you can’t be serious.”
“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
Not funny Superman not funny at all.
I shaved my stache, can I please come out?
Quantum Leap: the reboot
General Swanwick: What’s the S stand for?
Superman: It’s not an “S”. On my world it’s a symbol of hope.
General Swanwick: Why the surfer suit?
Superman: Its not a “surfer suit”. On my world it’s the clothing my people wear daily.
General Swanwick: Why the cape?
Superman: It’s not a “cape”…… Oh wait! It is a cape. Never mind.
the dmv just got more interesting
man, i’m good looking
you talking to me?
Superman look me in the eye and swear to me Steve Younis had nothing to do with this.
You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth!
Superman: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Swanwick: Pizza?
Swanwick: What do you want on your tombstone?
Superman: Cheese and pepperoni.
Superman: Look I’m sorry Captain Farris doesn’t like you. She thinks I’m hot!
Swanwick: Yeah I can bench 350.
Superman (rolls eyes): Really?
What’s the S stand for? Wait don’t tell me. Don’t tell me.
It’s Stuart?
Stan?
Sam?
Shirley?
Samsonite?
Kevin?
Superman: Samsonite? Kevin?
I knew it! You’re Kevin Samsonite!
Superman: Huh???
So what do you think of my costume for Halloween?
Have you seen my trunks?
Krypton you say? Never heard of it. The guys a nut, send him to Arkham.
That’s the best looking Superman costume I’ve ever seen. Here, take two pieces of candy. Happy Halloween!
It doesn’t look like we’ve made the cut for the Crisis crossover. Apparently our earth already died.
Superman was there or wasn’t there a woman?
Are you serious Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Woman.
Henry: I’m here for the crossover.
Sorry, we already have three actors for the part.
Henry: But I have the suit.
Well Halloween is next week.