Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Superman2878:
“Mentos the fresh maker!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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afriend
afriend
October 10, 2019 12:23 am

Should we tell him he has spinach in his teeth?

MattComics
MattComics
October 10, 2019 1:07 am

We’ve trapped Superman in our desaturation room. The lack of color will depress him into submission!

Superman2878
October 10, 2019 1:40 am

Does he know that it’s not a one way mirror?

Steve Eden
Steve Eden
October 10, 2019 2:19 am

You blinked! I win!

Chiptooth
Chiptooth
October 10, 2019 8:43 am

#ReleaseTheMarxBrothersCut

Chiptooth
Chiptooth
October 10, 2019 8:45 am

Slowly learning that life is okay, say after me, it’s no better to be safe than sorry,
Take on me…

MattComics
MattComics
October 10, 2019 9:33 am

Swanwick: Can you read my mind?

Superman2878
October 10, 2019 12:24 pm

Ha! I’ve trapped you in the phantom zone!!!

Uh, this isn’t the phantom zone.

Wait! What? It’s not?

Superman2878
October 10, 2019 12:27 pm

Use the phone! I can’t hear what you’re saying!

mnostl32
mnostl32
October 10, 2019 2:01 pm

I can smell you through the glass

mnostl32
mnostl32
October 10, 2019 2:12 pm

Good thing I’m behind the glass because we know nothing about this Super-man.

Superman2878
October 10, 2019 3:22 pm

I have X-ray vision. I can see you through this wall!

That’s not a wall. It’s a window.

StuB
StuB
October 10, 2019 5:16 pm

I’m starting with the man in the mirror…

Superman2878
October 10, 2019 7:33 pm

Superman:Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the strongest one of all?

General Swanwick:That would be me.

Superman:Wait! What???

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
October 11, 2019 7:20 am

Superman: Ok I will talk but what the hell is a “He Line”?
Swanwick: Well, that´s just something the “Masters of the Universe” do snort.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
October 11, 2019 8:04 am

Superman: Ok I will talk but what the hell is a “He Line”?
Swanwick: Well, that´s just something the “Masters of the Universe” snort.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
October 11, 2019 8:09 am

Staring contest: The first one who uses heat vision wins!

Superman2878
October 11, 2019 10:32 am
Reply to  Stefan-El

Swanwick: This is an impressive looking television.

Superman: Hi there!

Swanwick:AAAAH!!!!

Superman: Oops. Sorry about that. This is not a tv. It’s a window.

Swanwick: it’s not a tv?

Superman: Nope. Sorry.

general_zod
general_zod
October 11, 2019 10:42 am

(Superman) “I can see you through this one way glass with my x-ray version General”

(Superman thinking) “Should I mention that he’s wearing pink?”

Superman2878
October 11, 2019 1:09 pm

Superman: General, care to step outside?

General Swanwick: But we’re Inside.

Superman: Oh! Really? Um…. Care to step inside?

General Swanwick: but we’re already inside.

Superman: Ummm…. Care to open this window?

General Swanwick: It doesn’t open.

Superman: oh come on! Ok then, care to walk out that door and walk on over to this room?

General Swanwick: Ok.

Superman: Finally!

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican
October 11, 2019 6:47 pm

-Does this makes me look fat?

-I feel like this is a trick question.

superhero
superhero
October 12, 2019 12:53 pm

i’m harpo, you’re lucy

superhero
superhero
October 12, 2019 12:57 pm

what we all want to see while looking into the mirror

mnostl32
mnostl32
October 13, 2019 11:27 pm

Superman: Huh, so you must be that astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson? Of course they send the space guy to come see the alien. I thought you had a moustache?
G Swanwick: I didn’t know Super Humour was one of your powers!

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 14, 2019 1:06 am

When you wake up in the morning feeling like Superman.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 14, 2019 1:07 am

Face Off part 2.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 14, 2019 1:12 am

When I say Happy you say Birthday!

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 14, 2019 1:16 am

I can do this all day.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 14, 2019 1:22 am

Ok on the count of three. Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 14, 2019 1:25 am

“Surely you can’t be serious.”
“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 14, 2019 1:29 am

Not funny Superman not funny at all.

Jar-El
Jar-El
October 14, 2019 11:24 pm

I shaved my stache, can I please come out?

October 15, 2019 5:56 am

Quantum Leap: the reboot

Superman2878
October 16, 2019 9:57 pm

General Swanwick: What’s the S stand for?

Superman: It’s not an “S”. On my world it’s a symbol of hope.

General Swanwick: Why the surfer suit?

Superman: Its not a “surfer suit”. On my world it’s the clothing my people wear daily.

General Swanwick: Why the cape?

Superman: It’s not a “cape”…… Oh wait! It is a cape. Never mind.

superhero
superhero
October 17, 2019 6:22 pm

the dmv just got more interesting

superhero
superhero
October 17, 2019 6:23 pm

man, i’m good looking

superhero
superhero
October 18, 2019 6:24 pm

you talking to me?

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 19, 2019 12:43 pm

Superman look me in the eye and swear to me Steve Younis had nothing to do with this.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 19, 2019 12:43 pm

You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth!

jagross0325
jagross0325
October 19, 2019 7:52 pm

Superman: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Swanwick: Pizza?

jagross0325
jagross0325
October 19, 2019 7:55 pm

Swanwick: What do you want on your tombstone?
Superman: Cheese and pepperoni.

jagross0325
jagross0325
October 19, 2019 8:05 pm

Superman: Look I’m sorry Captain Farris doesn’t like you. She thinks I’m hot!

jagross0325
jagross0325
October 19, 2019 8:08 pm

Swanwick: Yeah I can bench 350.
Superman (rolls eyes): Really?

Superman2878
October 20, 2019 10:06 am

What’s the S stand for? Wait don’t tell me. Don’t tell me.
It’s Stuart?
Stan?
Sam?
Shirley?
Samsonite?
Kevin?

Superman: Samsonite? Kevin?

I knew it! You’re Kevin Samsonite!

Superman: Huh???

Superman2878
October 20, 2019 10:31 am
Reply to  Superman2878

So what do you think of my costume for Halloween?

Superman2878
October 20, 2019 10:34 am

Have you seen my trunks?

mnostl32
mnostl32
October 20, 2019 4:51 pm

Krypton you say? Never heard of it. The guys a nut, send him to Arkham.

mnostl32
mnostl32
October 20, 2019 4:53 pm

That’s the best looking Superman costume I’ve ever seen. Here, take two pieces of candy. Happy Halloween!

mnostl32
mnostl32
October 20, 2019 4:55 pm

It doesn’t look like we’ve made the cut for the Crisis crossover. Apparently our earth already died.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 23, 2019 9:54 am

Superman was there or wasn’t there a woman?
Are you serious Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Woman.

Superman2878
October 23, 2019 6:06 pm

Henry: I’m here for the crossover.

Sorry, we already have three actors for the part.

Henry: But I have the suit.

Well Halloween is next week.