Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Player: I’m not asking you. I’m telling you. Who is on first.
Superman: I’m asking you who’s on first.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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December 23, 2021 12:10 am

Phoebe said it best: It’s the Easter Bunny’s funeral!

December 23, 2021 12:11 am
Reply to  afriend

And Phoebe is my second least favorite character on that show!

December 23, 2021 9:25 pm
Reply to  afriend

lemme guess the first: ross☺

December 23, 2021 9:55 am

Let me tell you about Super Speed, I get presents to ALL the Boys and Girls in one night!

December 23, 2021 12:16 pm

Superman: I knew I was on the nice list this year!

December 23, 2021 1:22 pm

Santa:This time share is an excellent idea!
Superman:Yeah it is. You get Fall and Winter, and I get Spring and Summer. Everyone wins!

December 23, 2021 1:26 pm

Santa:So Lex asked me for a big piece of Kryptonite. So instead I gave him a big piece of green painted coal!

Superman: Ha ha ha. I can’t wait to see the look on his face when sees it doesn’t work!

Last edited 1 year ago by Superman2878
December 23, 2021 1:34 pm

Back in the day, I had abs like those

December 23, 2021 1:35 pm

Santa:Can you name the eight reindeer?
Superman: Of coarse I can. There’s Richard, Betty, Sanfransico,Teddy,Robert,Glenda, Samantha,Johnny, and Tommy! Tommy is the ninth reindeer with the red nose.
Santa: Not even close!

December 23, 2021 1:42 pm

Santa:Is there anything else that you want besides the 95 things you listed?

Superman:Santa, this is only the start of my Christmas list.

December 23, 2021 9:00 pm

i see the adkins diet is working out for you

Last edited 1 year ago by superhero
December 23, 2021 9:09 pm

so…won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?

Da Puertorican
December 23, 2021 10:06 pm

Just saying… for someone who can deliver millions around the globe in one night, you were pretty slow to get to the cookies and milk first.

December 23, 2021 10:58 pm

Isn’t Santa’s workshop right next to Superman’s Fortress of Solitude?

December 26, 2021 10:23 pm

“And that whole ‘How you doing?’ thing is gonna get you on the naughty list!”

December 29, 2021 12:26 pm

Santa: How was your Christmas Superman?
Superman: Super! How was your Christmas Santa?
Santa: Merry!

Last edited 1 year ago by Superman2878
December 31, 2021 1:04 pm

Santa : What do you want for Christmas ?

Superman : I’d loved a revival of our show in 2022 : It would be called “Super-Friends : We’ll be there for you”

December 31, 2021 11:50 pm

“You KNOW which one of us can get around the world faster right?”

January 3, 2022 9:13 am

Just don’t give me any of that kryptonite with tar in it ok Santa.

January 3, 2022 9:14 am

Yes Santa, we can be “Friends”