Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Superman2878:
“Mentos the fresh maker!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Should we tell him he has spinach in his teeth?

MattComics
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MattComics

We’ve trapped Superman in our desaturation room. The lack of color will depress him into submission!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Does he know that it’s not a one way mirror?

Steve Eden
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Steve Eden

You blinked! I win!

Chiptooth
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Chiptooth

#ReleaseTheMarxBrothersCut

Chiptooth
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Chiptooth

Slowly learning that life is okay, say after me, it’s no better to be safe than sorry,
Take on me…

MattComics
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MattComics

Swanwick: Can you read my mind?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Ha! I’ve trapped you in the phantom zone!!!

Uh, this isn’t the phantom zone.

Wait! What? It’s not?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Use the phone! I can’t hear what you’re saying!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I can smell you through the glass

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Good thing I’m behind the glass because we know nothing about this Super-man.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I have X-ray vision. I can see you through this wall!

That’s not a wall. It’s a window.

StuB
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StuB

I’m starting with the man in the mirror…

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman:Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the strongest one of all?

General Swanwick:That would be me.

Superman:Wait! What???

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Superman: Ok I will talk but what the hell is a “He Line”?
Swanwick: Well, that´s just something the “Masters of the Universe” do snort.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Superman: Ok I will talk but what the hell is a “He Line”?
Swanwick: Well, that´s just something the “Masters of the Universe” snort.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Staring contest: The first one who uses heat vision wins!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Swanwick: This is an impressive looking television.

Superman: Hi there!

Swanwick:AAAAH!!!!

Superman: Oops. Sorry about that. This is not a tv. It’s a window.

Swanwick: it’s not a tv?

Superman: Nope. Sorry.

general_zod
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general_zod

(Superman) “I can see you through this one way glass with my x-ray version General”

(Superman thinking) “Should I mention that he’s wearing pink?”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman: General, care to step outside?

General Swanwick: But we’re Inside.

Superman: Oh! Really? Um…. Care to step inside?

General Swanwick: but we’re already inside.

Superman: Ummm…. Care to open this window?

General Swanwick: It doesn’t open.

Superman: oh come on! Ok then, care to walk out that door and walk on over to this room?

General Swanwick: Ok.

Superman: Finally!

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

-Does this makes me look fat?

-I feel like this is a trick question.

superhero
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superhero

i’m harpo, you’re lucy

superhero
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superhero

what we all want to see while looking into the mirror

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman: Huh, so you must be that astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson? Of course they send the space guy to come see the alien. I thought you had a moustache?
G Swanwick: I didn’t know Super Humour was one of your powers!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

When you wake up in the morning feeling like Superman.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Face Off part 2.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

When I say Happy you say Birthday!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I can do this all day.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Ok on the count of three. Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

“Surely you can’t be serious.”
“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Not funny Superman not funny at all.

Jar-El
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Jar-El

I shaved my stache, can I please come out?

GordonD
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gordond

Quantum Leap: the reboot

Superman2878
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Superman2878

General Swanwick: What’s the S stand for?

Superman: It’s not an “S”. On my world it’s a symbol of hope.

General Swanwick: Why the surfer suit?

Superman: Its not a “surfer suit”. On my world it’s the clothing my people wear daily.

General Swanwick: Why the cape?

Superman: It’s not a “cape”…… Oh wait! It is a cape. Never mind.

superhero
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superhero

the dmv just got more interesting

superhero
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superhero

man, i’m good looking

superhero
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superhero

you talking to me?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Superman look me in the eye and swear to me Steve Younis had nothing to do with this.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Superman: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Swanwick: Pizza?

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Swanwick: What do you want on your tombstone?
Superman: Cheese and pepperoni.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Superman: Look I’m sorry Captain Farris doesn’t like you. She thinks I’m hot!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Swanwick: Yeah I can bench 350.
Superman (rolls eyes): Really?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

What’s the S stand for? Wait don’t tell me. Don’t tell me.
It’s Stuart?
Stan?
Sam?
Shirley?
Samsonite?
Kevin?

Superman: Samsonite? Kevin?

I knew it! You’re Kevin Samsonite!

Superman: Huh???

Superman2878
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Superman2878

So what do you think of my costume for Halloween?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Have you seen my trunks?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Krypton you say? Never heard of it. The guys a nut, send him to Arkham.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

That’s the best looking Superman costume I’ve ever seen. Here, take two pieces of candy. Happy Halloween!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

It doesn’t look like we’ve made the cut for the Crisis crossover. Apparently our earth already died.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Superman was there or wasn’t there a woman?
Are you serious Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Woman.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Henry: I’m here for the crossover.

Sorry, we already have three actors for the part.

Henry: But I have the suit.

Well Halloween is next week.