Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

“Mentos the fresh maker!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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October 10, 2019 12:23 am

Should we tell him he has spinach in his teeth?

October 10, 2019 1:07 am

We’ve trapped Superman in our desaturation room. The lack of color will depress him into submission!

October 10, 2019 1:40 am

Does he know that it’s not a one way mirror?

Steve Eden
October 10, 2019 2:19 am

You blinked! I win!

October 10, 2019 8:43 am


October 10, 2019 8:45 am

Slowly learning that life is okay, say after me, it’s no better to be safe than sorry,
Take on me…

October 10, 2019 9:33 am

Swanwick: Can you read my mind?

October 10, 2019 12:24 pm

Ha! I’ve trapped you in the phantom zone!!!

Uh, this isn’t the phantom zone.

Wait! What? It’s not?

October 10, 2019 12:27 pm

Use the phone! I can’t hear what you’re saying!

October 10, 2019 2:01 pm

I can smell you through the glass

October 10, 2019 2:12 pm

Good thing I’m behind the glass because we know nothing about this Super-man.

October 10, 2019 3:22 pm

I have X-ray vision. I can see you through this wall!

That’s not a wall. It’s a window.

October 10, 2019 5:16 pm

I’m starting with the man in the mirror…

October 10, 2019 7:33 pm

Superman:Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the strongest one of all?

General Swanwick:That would be me.

Superman:Wait! What???

October 11, 2019 7:20 am

Superman: Ok I will talk but what the hell is a “He Line”?
Swanwick: Well, that´s just something the “Masters of the Universe” do snort.

October 11, 2019 8:04 am

Superman: Ok I will talk but what the hell is a “He Line”?
Swanwick: Well, that´s just something the “Masters of the Universe” snort.

October 11, 2019 8:09 am

Staring contest: The first one who uses heat vision wins!

October 11, 2019 10:32 am
Reply to  Stefan-El

Swanwick: This is an impressive looking television.

Superman: Hi there!


Superman: Oops. Sorry about that. This is not a tv. It’s a window.

Swanwick: it’s not a tv?

Superman: Nope. Sorry.

October 11, 2019 10:42 am

(Superman) “I can see you through this one way glass with my x-ray version General”

(Superman thinking) “Should I mention that he’s wearing pink?”

October 11, 2019 1:09 pm

Superman: General, care to step outside?

General Swanwick: But we’re Inside.

Superman: Oh! Really? Um…. Care to step inside?

General Swanwick: but we’re already inside.

Superman: Ummm…. Care to open this window?

General Swanwick: It doesn’t open.

Superman: oh come on! Ok then, care to walk out that door and walk on over to this room?

General Swanwick: Ok.

Superman: Finally!

Da Puertorican
October 11, 2019 6:47 pm

-Does this makes me look fat?

-I feel like this is a trick question.

October 12, 2019 12:53 pm

i’m harpo, you’re lucy

October 12, 2019 12:57 pm

what we all want to see while looking into the mirror

October 13, 2019 11:27 pm

Superman: Huh, so you must be that astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson? Of course they send the space guy to come see the alien. I thought you had a moustache?
G Swanwick: I didn’t know Super Humour was one of your powers!

October 14, 2019 1:06 am

When you wake up in the morning feeling like Superman.

October 14, 2019 1:07 am

Face Off part 2.

October 14, 2019 1:12 am

When I say Happy you say Birthday!

October 14, 2019 1:16 am

I can do this all day.

October 14, 2019 1:22 am

Ok on the count of three. Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.

October 14, 2019 1:25 am

“Surely you can’t be serious.”
“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

October 14, 2019 1:29 am

Not funny Superman not funny at all.

October 14, 2019 11:24 pm

I shaved my stache, can I please come out?

October 15, 2019 5:56 am

Quantum Leap: the reboot

October 16, 2019 9:57 pm

General Swanwick: What’s the S stand for?

Superman: It’s not an “S”. On my world it’s a symbol of hope.

General Swanwick: Why the surfer suit?

Superman: Its not a “surfer suit”. On my world it’s the clothing my people wear daily.

General Swanwick: Why the cape?

Superman: It’s not a “cape”…… Oh wait! It is a cape. Never mind.

October 17, 2019 6:22 pm

the dmv just got more interesting

October 17, 2019 6:23 pm

man, i’m good looking

October 18, 2019 6:24 pm

you talking to me?

October 19, 2019 12:43 pm

Superman look me in the eye and swear to me Steve Younis had nothing to do with this.

October 19, 2019 12:43 pm

You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth!

October 19, 2019 7:52 pm

Superman: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Swanwick: Pizza?

October 19, 2019 7:55 pm

Swanwick: What do you want on your tombstone?
Superman: Cheese and pepperoni.

October 19, 2019 8:05 pm

Superman: Look I’m sorry Captain Farris doesn’t like you. She thinks I’m hot!

October 19, 2019 8:08 pm

Swanwick: Yeah I can bench 350.
Superman (rolls eyes): Really?

October 20, 2019 10:06 am

What’s the S stand for? Wait don’t tell me. Don’t tell me.
It’s Stuart?

Superman: Samsonite? Kevin?

I knew it! You’re Kevin Samsonite!

Superman: Huh???

October 20, 2019 10:31 am
Reply to  Superman2878

So what do you think of my costume for Halloween?

October 20, 2019 10:34 am

Have you seen my trunks?

October 20, 2019 4:51 pm

Krypton you say? Never heard of it. The guys a nut, send him to Arkham.

October 20, 2019 4:53 pm

That’s the best looking Superman costume I’ve ever seen. Here, take two pieces of candy. Happy Halloween!

October 20, 2019 4:55 pm

It doesn’t look like we’ve made the cut for the Crisis crossover. Apparently our earth already died.

October 23, 2019 9:54 am

Superman was there or wasn’t there a woman?
Are you serious Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Woman.

October 23, 2019 6:06 pm

Henry: I’m here for the crossover.

Sorry, we already have three actors for the part.

Henry: But I have the suit.

Well Halloween is next week.