Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

mnostl32:

I wonder how he gets his hair to curl in an S like that.

Previous Caption Contest

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roy-el
roy-el
June 13, 2019 12:18 am

Mad Libs
If I were in Marvel….I guess I’d get a lot less screen time.

roy-el
roy-el
June 13, 2019 12:25 am

Hmm.. a 5 letter word greater than bird and less than Superman.

Superman2878
June 13, 2019 1:51 am
Reply to  roy-el

Lois writes in Clark’s yearbook.

“Clark,

Smallville high was long four years. Glad we could hang out in writing class. Have a great summer and see you soon in September in Metropolis College for Journalism.

-Lois

P.S
You should think about getting contacts. “

Superman2878
June 13, 2019 1:41 am

Lois: “Well if no one is going to write a script for a new Superman movie, might as well do it myself!”

butchmoore
butchmoore
June 13, 2019 3:52 am

Sudoku…

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 13, 2019 9:04 am

We need milk, bread, peanut butter oh yeah and Clark needs some new red underwear.

Superman2878
June 13, 2019 10:32 am
Reply to  jreyes3001

It was a dark and stormy night.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 13, 2019 1:29 pm

Dear Diary,
Last night Superman told me he doesn’t drink when he flys!

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 13, 2019 2:37 pm

I hope the space shuttle launch on top of this jet goes smoothly today.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 13, 2019 2:38 pm

Statistically speaking, flying is the safest way to travel.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 13, 2019 2:40 pm

In about 5 minutes, I have a feeling this pen will be floating in zero gravity in front of my face.

superhero
superhero
June 13, 2019 5:11 pm

note to self: get a smart phone

superhero
superhero
June 13, 2019 5:12 pm

dear dana delaney, i’m yor biggest fan!

superhero
superhero
June 14, 2019 7:31 pm
Reply to  superhero

*your

JasEl
JasEl
June 13, 2019 8:51 pm

Dear Diary: Clark was late to the airport AGAIN. He missed our flight, I don’t know how he’ll make our assignment now.
Diary, Superman just flew by the plane! I mean it had to be Superman, but I never saw him wear glasses before?

afriend
afriend
June 17, 2019 1:49 am

Dear Diary,

Once again, Clark was a no-show for bowling with Superman. If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear Clark felt threatened by him…

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
June 18, 2019 9:28 am

“I spent the flight with Lois Lane”
by… well, Lois Lane

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
June 18, 2019 10:36 am

“I spent the flight without Superman“
by Lois Lane

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 25, 2019 12:14 am

Can’t believe Geoff asked me to finish up Doomsday Clock.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 25, 2019 12:16 am

I can’t wait another three months for Doomsday Clock issue 11 I’ll just write it myself.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 25, 2019 3:13 pm

Ugh, I can’t believe they’re making me do live coverage of the Superman Celebration again. They even have that TV Lois Lane as a guest. Why not just get the real deal, I’m right here.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 25, 2019 3:14 pm

Tasked with Superman Celebration coverage yet again. Great news reporter I am. Thanks Perry