Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Isn’t Santa’s workshop right next to Superman’s Fortress of Solitude?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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January 13, 2022 12:08 am

Yes, even Superman looks stylish in the 1959 Edsel!

January 13, 2022 5:50 am

”These endorsement deals are a pain the . . .”

January 13, 2022 7:26 am

Who needs a Batmobile?

January 13, 2022 11:07 am

Faster than a speeding race car?

January 13, 2022 11:13 am

Into the Supermobile! Superman away!!!!!

January 13, 2022 11:23 am

In 50 ft make a left turn!
Turn right!

Wait! What???

January 13, 2022 11:25 am

This is the fourth time I’ve passed Lex Corp! These directions make no sense!

January 13, 2022 11:26 am

Wait is that a jaywalker? He’s breaking the law!

January 13, 2022 11:28 am

Finding a parking space in Metropolis is hard to find these days!

January 13, 2022 11:29 am

I beat rush hour! Now I’ll be home in time to see my favorite show, Superman and Lois!

January 13, 2022 11:31 am

Perry told me not to be late for work. Wait a second! I left my Clark Kent suit in my other car! I’m going to be late!!!

Last edited 7 months ago by Superman2878
January 13, 2022 11:37 am

As Superman drives, he starts to sing Tracy Chapman’s Fast Car. ” You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together, we can get somewhere
Any place is better.”

Last edited 7 months ago by Superman2878
January 13, 2022 7:52 pm

Whoa!!!$5 a Gallon for Metropolis Gas???I think I’ll go back to flying!

Last edited 7 months ago by Superman2878
January 13, 2022 11:04 pm

not even superman is immune to the midlife crisis

January 14, 2022 10:38 am

I hope Bruce won’t mind that I welded my shield to one of his old cars…

January 15, 2022 1:42 am

“It’s the car, right? Chicks love the car!”

Last edited 7 months ago by butchmoore
January 26, 2022 3:36 am

it runs on hope!

January 26, 2022 11:20 am

♫Riding along in my automobile!♫

January 26, 2022 11:21 am

Tesla’s new Model S solar powered car.

Last edited 6 months ago by mnostl32
January 26, 2022 11:25 am

Homer: “Do you come with the car?”
Superman: “Oh you! Hee hee hee hee!”

January 26, 2022 11:27 am

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads!