Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

kal-el76:
Krypto reacts to Superman wearing red trunks again.
Previous Caption Contest

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Drew_3DP
Drew_3DP
May 11, 2023 2:01 am

“Place logo here? What?”

WCBrooks
WCBrooks
May 11, 2023 3:56 am

You are Kal-EL from Krypton and Clark Kent from Earth.
But you must be what you were destined to be…
…a Superman.

lunetemperee
lunetemperee
May 11, 2023 6:00 am

Red and blue together? Who would think of that?

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 11, 2023 8:22 am

“No capes, Edna Mode? If this gets sucked into a jet engine, the plane is the one in trouble, not me.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 11, 2023 8:23 am

“Watch the reaction from Superman fans as I leave this on the fence like it’s a foul object.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 11, 2023 8:24 am

“Nah, I just saw The Matrix and I have a different idea.”

Last edited 1 year ago by Carstonio
Carstonio
Carstonio
May 11, 2023 8:26 am

“How am I supposed to hide this under a business suit jacket?”

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 11, 2023 8:29 am

(Drapes it over his forearm and holds it in front of his mouth) “I am…Super Dracula!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 11, 2023 8:42 am

“This would make a great cape…for Shelby the Superdog.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 11, 2023 9:09 am

It’s a trap, Clark! That’s actually Spawn’s symbiote cape!

Last edited 1 year ago by Carstonio
Carstonio
Carstonio
May 11, 2023 9:12 am

True to Smallville’s fashion codes for heroes, Clark converts it into a hoodie.

butchmoore
butchmoore
May 11, 2023 1:43 pm

Ma…could you hem this about two inches shorter?

butchmoore
butchmoore
May 11, 2023 1:43 pm

Where did this come from?

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 11, 2023 2:43 pm

“Hey Bart! I have a great idea for a uniform for you!”

Steve Eden
Steve Eden
May 11, 2023 6:19 pm

Hmmm. This is not going to work. I’m going to have to switch back to Tide!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 16, 2023 1:16 am

I’m only a man in a silly red sheet?

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 16, 2023 2:16 am

Kansas City Chiefs? Cool!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 16, 2023 2:19 am

Could this red possibly be any brighter?

KMP
KMP
May 16, 2023 11:44 am

Why did Ma save this blanket?

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 16, 2023 11:54 pm

Robin’s cape in Smallville?

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 16, 2023 11:55 pm

What’s this lightning logo?

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 17, 2023 12:10 am

A bullfight in Smallville?

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 17, 2023 12:12 am

My eyes! I’m seeing red!

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 17, 2023 12:12 am

What’s this WW logo?

supermanofreno
supermanofreno
May 17, 2023 12:14 am

Property of Krypto?

Last edited 1 year ago by supermanofreno
mnostl32
mnostl32
May 17, 2023 9:11 am

How do I get this stain out?