Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Stefan-El:
Pull my finger!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
Member

Kal, why do you always pretend to sleep when I try to show you a Facebook post?

roy-el
Member

Hmm. I always pictured you as a stomach sleeper

roy-el
Member

I told you not to eat that 1,984th bowl of ice cream. You won the competition after 5 bowls

manofsteel
Member

I’m stronger than you because girl power.

mnostl32
Member

I’m trying to save the world and you’re taking a nap?

Kal-Ed
Member

Doing the Ferris Bueller will not get you a day off from saving the world.

hondohal
Member

I just knocked out Superman, now I’m going to Disneyland.

RobertAnthony
Member

Kara: OK so when do I plan the LATEST funeral for him?

superhero
Member

i’m your cousin, not your psychiatrist

superhero
Member

wouldn’t you like a pillow?

superhero
Member

shouldn’t I be sleeping beauty?

superhero
Member

so after you said “save martha”, then what happened?

superhero
Member

i love what you’ve done with the place

superhero
Member

so…um, where’s the restroom?

superhero
Member

what? no TV?

Stefan-El
Member

Hey, I said “Go to Batman!”, not “Go to bed, man!”

Stefan-El
Member

No wonder that Lois threw you out of the bedroom. No one can stand this super-snore.

mnostl32
Member

I put my hand up on my hip when you sleep, you sleep, you sleep.

Randarch
Member

Did I leave the iron on?

Randarch
Member

Gosh, I’m cute.

superhero
Member

she sure is, lol

Spidey2878
Member

Superman: i’m dreaming of a white Christmas!
Supergirl: Kal, It’s not Christmas. It’s still May. And can you please get off the table.

svillar13
Member

Ok Ok I’ll sing it!…

Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Purr, purr, purr

svillar13
Member

Or…..

No Kal I’m not singing you Soft Kitty for a Fifth Time!!!

mnostl32
Member

You should be listening to me! Technically I am older than you.

swccguy
Member

What do you mean this is the ONLY size I can get this action figure in? Awhhhh…

Spidey2878
Member

Supergirl: wow Kal, this place is a mess! You need to clean your room.

Superman: You’re not my mom!

Supergirl: you are such a child.

Superman: No I’m not. You are.

Supergirl: Kal-el, you clean your room right now young man!

Superman: but don’t wanna. I’m to tired!

Marysocontrary
Member

Dammit Kal, are you going to sleep through every season finale I have?

Spidey2878
Member

Supergirl: If I draw a pair of glasses on him while he’s sleeping, would Lois finally figure it out that Clark and Superman are one and the same?

superhero
Member

does this skirt make my “S” look fat?

superhero
Member

♪♫ …i’m a little teapot…♪♫

superhero
Member

are you listening to me?

Spidey2878
Member

Supergirl: Should I wake hm and tell him Krypto ran out of the fortress again?………. Na!

Spidey2878
Member

Supergirl: Kal, do you really think the fortress needs wallpaper?
Superman: Well from the angle I’m looking at yeah.

Spidey2878
Member

Superman: i you use your supervision and look closely enough, you can see the next alien invasion coming.
Supergirl:Yeah. Wait! WHAT???

Spidey2878
Member

Supergirl:Metallo is causing panic in Metropolis again and you’re taking a nap?

Spidey2878
Member

Superman: yeah see Kara, lying on your back helps to prevent slouching.
Supergirl: I do not slouch!
Superman : you’re slouching.

superhero
Member

i warned him not to bite that apple

Marysocontrary
Member

Kal, that’s not how you play hide and seek. You’re supposed to actually count, not just lay there with your eyes closed.

Marysocontrary
Member

Kal, Alex and I didn’t come here to watch videos of your biggest fights projected on the Fortress ceiling.

mnostl32
Member

Clark, your regenerative ability does not allow you to tan.

mnostl32
Member

Hey Kara, look, I’m “glowing”. Get it, cause the sun!

superhero
Member

you really take the term “power nap” seriously, don’t you?

Guest

And suddenly moving the Fortress of Solitude to San Francisco made sense.

Spidey2878
Member

Supergirl:He saves the world everyday, works for the Daily Planet, is in a relationship with Pulitzer Prize winner Lois Lane, and he still has time to take a nap in his fortress? How does he do it?

Spidey2878
Member

Superman: what a nightmare. I dreamt that Batman and I got into a real bad fight which I had said “Save Martha” to end it. The dream then continued with an ugly ninja turtle named Doomsday.

Supergirl: That was a bad dream Kal.

Superman: I also dreamt we were fighting each other and you beat me.

Supergirl: That wasn’t a dream Kal.

Superman: was it silver Kryptonite?

Supergirl: Yup

Superman: I thought so

Spidey2878
Member

Superman: I can’t sleep. One question keeps troubling me.How did Lex find out about my secret identity in the movie Batman v Superman?

Supergirl: Now that you’ve mention it, I can’t think of any explanation either Clark.

Spidey2878
Member

Tyler: I need to lie down after all this greiff I’m getting from last week’s episode.

Melissa: Why do they give Cavill a break when his Superman killed Zod and a terrorist that held Lois hostage at the beginning of Batman v Superman and not you? We just had a bad fight scene with some crumby dialogue about me “taking your place as Earth’s champion”? You at least smile when in the part.

Tyler: I don’t know. Call it bizarro logic I guess.

Spidey2878
Member

Superman: I thirsty

Supergirl: it’s nap time Kal-el. Go to sleep.

Superman: Can I have a cookie?

Supergirl: no, you just brushed your teeth.

Superman: tell me a story.

Supergirl: ok, one story. “A long time ago. In a galaxy far”

Superman: wait is this Star Wars?

Supergirl: um. Quite some time ago, in a planet that’s over a billion light years away.There was a boy, and his name was….

Superman: can his name be Superman?

Supergirl: Kal-el. Sigh… Aunt Lara and Uncle Jor-l were so much better at this.

Spidey2878
Member

Superman: I forgot to walk Krypto and I think he left a little present.

Supergirl: I’m not checking your feet.

Spidey2878
Member

Supergirl: Sleep like you are on a cloud when you buy one of our mattresses from Krypton sale event. 60% off.
Hurry fast. Before you know it, they will be up up and away out of here. Right cuz?

Superman: snore,zzzzzz

Supergirl: Kal-el wake up, you promised you wouldn’t sleep while filming.

Spidey2878
Member

Kal-el I’m stuck. I did a zoo lander pose and now I can’t move.
Wake up Superman.

Spidey2878
Member

Hey Macarena!

superhero
Member

Kara: so. that pic with Maggie and Alex…kryptonite?
Kal: silver kryptonite.
Kara: Got it.

dragon22a
Member

Creepiest version of Romeo and Juliet ever.

dragon22a
Member

Kryptonian chiropractic offices are not exactly warm or inviting.

dragon22a
Member

Their version of “light as a feather, stiff as a board” really freaks people out.

superhero
Member

are you not entertained?

Spidey2878
Member

Supergirl: Superman, why are you on the table?

Superman: Well I just flew in from Metropolis, and boy are my arms tired.

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