Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

cpm72586:
“Zack Snyder’s going to do what to my character?!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Lex: Picture this Superman. I, Lex Luthor! President of the United States of America!

Otis: United States of America!

Superman: Sorry Lex. I just don’t see it.

jer
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jer

And they say three is a crowd?

jer
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jer

Yes, officer, he’s bald!

Randarch
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Randarch

“… Steve Younis, the greatest criminal mind of our time.”
“Of our time!”
“I hereby serve notice…”

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Otis: Call the OSLL Lawfirm when you need a Lawyer. Here at the Otis, Superman, and Lex Luthor Lawfirm, we take every case seriously.

Lex: We are the greatest lawyers of our time!

Otis: Of our time!

Superman: Don’t thank us. We are all part of the same team!

approuty
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Superman helped impeaching and arresting both Trump and Putin, yay!

approuty
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Superman: Ummm…yellow shirt, white tie, and bald head, I think I’ll call you Mr. Egghead!

Lex Luthor: SHUT UP!!

gonzo3249
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gonzo3249

“Make Otisburg great again!”

superhero
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superhero

Otis: look, up in the sky!
Lex: is it a bird, or a plane?
Superman: i’m right here.

roy-el
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roy-el

Superman: I just realized that Lex has more hair in his ear then on his head.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

The original trait of the American Dream: be a cop, a crook…or a caped avenger!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Hmmm…I just noticed with my microscopic vision that Lex is growing a mole. I’ll just let it fester for a while.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

We’re the ZZ Tops…without the beards.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Gene Hackman: I remember filming the prison scene. And you can clearly see I was in such a discomfort because I was holding a fart. Chris thought the movie will stink at the box office.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Whaddaya mean we’re returning for the sequels?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

“Bad boys, Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when he comes for you? Bad boys, Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when he comes for youuuuuu? ”

Superman filmed on location. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Otis: Otisberg California for 500 Alex.

Superman: You just had to bring him to jeopardy Lex.

Randarch
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Randarch

This one made me chuckle! Thanks Spidey!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Thanks Randarch.

robertgillis
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OK that one is AWESOME! :)

butchmoore
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butchmoore

I’d like to meet his tailor!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

There’s the camera! We should look over there!

Randarch
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Randarch

Otis: Hellooo.
Supes: Hellooo.
Lex: Hellooo.
All Together: Hel-lo!

Randarch
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Randarch

Unfrotunately, Superman’s stint as the “Boss Stooge” ended when he accidently gave Larry a black eye.

superhero
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superhero

Larry, Curly and Moe.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Whatcha Talkin’ Bout Willis?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Dy-no-mite!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

You can’t handle the truth!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Well your momma thought a quarterback was a refund!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Fat how dare you sir, I’ll give you Husky sure but not fat.

Randarch
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Randarch

Superman turns Lex and Otis over to the fashion police.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Go ahead Lex, tell them why your dressed like Ralph Furley.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Saturday Night Fever reboot.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

The moment you realize you picked the wrong guy to run for president.

robertgillis
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Lex: “Wait — Stealing and detonating a 500 megaton bomb on the San Andreas fault to destroy California to make my land more valuable, killing millions of people, trying to kill Superman — these are ILLEGAL? Seriously? Why wasn’t I told????”

robertgillis
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Lex: “Excuse me Warden, but Superman turned back time so I didn’t do anything illegal.”
Otis: “Ya did try to kill ’em, Mistah Luth-or.”
Lex: “Grumble, grumble.”

robertgillis
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Otis: “Fine! I’ll be in Superman II but NOT Superman IV.”

robertgillis
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Vogue releases its “Retro 70s” fashion line

robertgillis
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Chris: “Mr. Hackman, you were great in the French Connection.”

Richard Donner: “Chris! We’re still rolling!”

Ned: “Rolling!”

Gene: “Will you shut up?”

robertgillis
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Otis: “He didn’t read us our rights! Superman is NOT an officer of the law! I hereby invoke the 5th amendment!”

Lex and Superman: “Whaaaaaaaa?”

robertgillis
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Superman: “Thank goodness Lex Luthor will never try another real estate scam that can kills millions.”

Bryan Singer: “Ahem…”

robertgillis
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Otis: “This whole trial is out of order.”

robertgillis
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Slasher Folgastein is a bed wetter!

robertgillis
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Superman: “I ask you now, to pronounce judgement… On those accused.”

robertgillis
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Superman: “Those lapels! The color scheme! The style! You both look ridiculous!”

robertgillis
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Otis: “Y”
Superman: “M”
Lex: “C”
Cops: “A”
All: Y! M! C! A!”

robertgillis
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Just another night in 1978 at Studio 54

robertgillis
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Superman: “We should do this again in two years.”
Lex: “Agreed.”

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Cop: Looks like your evil plan failed Luthor!

Lex: I would’ve gotten away with it if t wasn’t for that meddling Superhero!

Superman: Scooby dooby dooo…ahem I mean take him away officer!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Otis: Look Mr Luthor! Someone drew a giant mustache and glasses on that picture of Batman!

Superman: Lex you didn’t.

Lex: I have no idea what you’re talking about Superman!

Superman: I can see the permanent marker in your pocket with my x-Ray vision Lex.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

The new Men’s Warehouse add: You’ll like the way you look 70% of the time.