Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
“Zack Snyder’s going to do what to my character?!”
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Lex: Picture this Superman. I, Lex Luthor! President of the United States of America!
Otis: United States of America!
Superman: Sorry Lex. I just don’t see it.
And they say three is a crowd?
Yes, officer, he’s bald!
“… Steve Younis, the greatest criminal mind of our time.”
“Of our time!”
“I hereby serve notice…”
Otis: Call the OSLL Lawfirm when you need a Lawyer. Here at the Otis, Superman, and Lex Luthor Lawfirm, we take every case seriously.
Lex: We are the greatest lawyers of our time!
Otis: Of our time!
Superman: Don’t thank us. We are all part of the same team!
Superman helped impeaching and arresting both Trump and Putin, yay!
Superman: Ummm…yellow shirt, white tie, and bald head, I think I’ll call you Mr. Egghead!
Lex Luthor: SHUT UP!!
“Make Otisburg great again!”
Otis: look, up in the sky!
Lex: is it a bird, or a plane?
Superman: i’m right here.
Superman: I just realized that Lex has more hair in his ear then on his head.
The original trait of the American Dream: be a cop, a crook…or a caped avenger!
Hmmm…I just noticed with my microscopic vision that Lex is growing a mole. I’ll just let it fester for a while.
We’re the ZZ Tops…without the beards.
Gene Hackman: I remember filming the prison scene. And you can clearly see I was in such a discomfort because I was holding a fart. Chris thought the movie will stink at the box office.
Whaddaya mean we’re returning for the sequels?
“Bad boys, Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when he comes for you? Bad boys, Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when he comes for youuuuuu? ”
Superman filmed on location. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Otis: Otisberg California for 500 Alex.
Superman: You just had to bring him to jeopardy Lex.
This one made me chuckle! Thanks Spidey!
Thanks Randarch.
OK that one is AWESOME! 🙂
I’d like to meet his tailor!
There’s the camera! We should look over there!
Otis: Hellooo.
Supes: Hellooo.
Lex: Hellooo.
All Together: Hel-lo!
Unfrotunately, Superman’s stint as the “Boss Stooge” ended when he accidently gave Larry a black eye.
Larry, Curly and Moe.
Whatcha Talkin’ Bout Willis?
Dy-no-mite!
You can’t handle the truth!
Well your momma thought a quarterback was a refund!
Fat how dare you sir, I’ll give you Husky sure but not fat.
Superman turns Lex and Otis over to the fashion police.
Go ahead Lex, tell them why your dressed like Ralph Furley.
Saturday Night Fever reboot.
The moment you realize you picked the wrong guy to run for president.
Lex: “Wait — Stealing and detonating a 500 megaton bomb on the San Andreas fault to destroy California to make my land more valuable, killing millions of people, trying to kill Superman — these are ILLEGAL? Seriously? Why wasn’t I told????”
Lex: “Excuse me Warden, but Superman turned back time so I didn’t do anything illegal.”
Otis: “Ya did try to kill ’em, Mistah Luth-or.”
Lex: “Grumble, grumble.”
Otis: “Fine! I’ll be in Superman II but NOT Superman IV.”
Vogue releases its “Retro 70s” fashion line
Chris: “Mr. Hackman, you were great in the French Connection.”
Richard Donner: “Chris! We’re still rolling!”
Ned: “Rolling!”
Gene: “Will you shut up?”
Otis: “He didn’t read us our rights! Superman is NOT an officer of the law! I hereby invoke the 5th amendment!”
Lex and Superman: “Whaaaaaaaa?”
Superman: “Thank goodness Lex Luthor will never try another real estate scam that can kills millions.”
Bryan Singer: “Ahem…”
Otis: “This whole trial is out of order.”
Slasher Folgastein is a bed wetter!
Superman: “I ask you now, to pronounce judgement… On those accused.”
Superman: “Those lapels! The color scheme! The style! You both look ridiculous!”
Otis: “Y”
Superman: “M”
Lex: “C”
Cops: “A”
All: Y! M! C! A!”
Just another night in 1978 at Studio 54
Superman: “We should do this again in two years.”
Lex: “Agreed.”
Cop: Looks like your evil plan failed Luthor!
Lex: I would’ve gotten away with it if t wasn’t for that meddling Superhero!
Superman: Scooby dooby dooo…ahem I mean take him away officer!
Otis: Look Mr Luthor! Someone drew a giant mustache and glasses on that picture of Batman!
Superman: Lex you didn’t.
Lex: I have no idea what you’re talking about Superman!
Superman: I can see the permanent marker in your pocket with my x-Ray vision Lex.
The new Men’s Warehouse add: You’ll like the way you look 70% of the time.