Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

cpm72586:
“Zack Snyder’s going to do what to my character?!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
July 26, 2018 12:52 am

Lex: Picture this Superman. I, Lex Luthor! President of the United States of America!

Otis: United States of America!

Superman: Sorry Lex. I just don’t see it.

jer
jer
July 26, 2018 4:55 am

And they say three is a crowd?

jer
jer
July 26, 2018 4:58 am

Yes, officer, he’s bald!

Randarch
July 26, 2018 7:38 am

“… Steve Younis, the greatest criminal mind of our time.”
“Of our time!”
“I hereby serve notice…”

Superman2878
July 26, 2018 8:27 am

Otis: Call the OSLL Lawfirm when you need a Lawyer. Here at the Otis, Superman, and Lex Luthor Lawfirm, we take every case seriously.

Lex: We are the greatest lawyers of our time!

Otis: Of our time!

Superman: Don’t thank us. We are all part of the same team!

approuty
July 26, 2018 8:27 am

Superman helped impeaching and arresting both Trump and Putin, yay!

approuty
July 26, 2018 8:29 am

Superman: Ummm…yellow shirt, white tie, and bald head, I think I’ll call you Mr. Egghead!

Lex Luthor: SHUT UP!!

gonzo3249
July 26, 2018 9:29 am

“Make Otisburg great again!”

superhero
July 26, 2018 6:25 pm

Otis: look, up in the sky!
Lex: is it a bird, or a plane?
Superman: i’m right here.

roy-el
July 27, 2018 12:29 am

Superman: I just realized that Lex has more hair in his ear then on his head.

Kal-Ed
July 27, 2018 4:50 am

The original trait of the American Dream: be a cop, a crook…or a caped avenger!

Kal-Ed
July 27, 2018 4:53 am

Hmmm…I just noticed with my microscopic vision that Lex is growing a mole. I’ll just let it fester for a while.

Kal-Ed
July 27, 2018 4:56 am

We’re the ZZ Tops…without the beards.

Kal-Ed
July 27, 2018 5:02 am

Gene Hackman: I remember filming the prison scene. And you can clearly see I was in such a discomfort because I was holding a fart. Chris thought the movie will stink at the box office.

Kal-Ed
July 27, 2018 5:08 am

Whaddaya mean we’re returning for the sequels?

Superman2878
July 27, 2018 10:06 pm

“Bad boys, Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when he comes for you? Bad boys, Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when he comes for youuuuuu? ”

Superman filmed on location. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Superman2878
July 28, 2018 2:00 am
Reply to  Superman2878

Otis: Otisberg California for 500 Alex.

Superman: You just had to bring him to jeopardy Lex.

Randarch
July 30, 2018 7:19 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

This one made me chuckle! Thanks Spidey!

Superman2878
August 6, 2018 1:23 am
Reply to  Randarch

Thanks Randarch.

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:10 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

OK that one is AWESOME! 🙂

butchmoore
July 28, 2018 1:38 pm

I’d like to meet his tailor!

Superman2878
July 28, 2018 6:27 pm

There’s the camera! We should look over there!

Randarch
July 30, 2018 7:21 pm

Otis: Hellooo.
Supes: Hellooo.
Lex: Hellooo.
All Together: Hel-lo!

Randarch
July 30, 2018 7:36 pm

Unfrotunately, Superman’s stint as the “Boss Stooge” ended when he accidently gave Larry a black eye.

superhero
July 31, 2018 5:51 pm

Larry, Curly and Moe.

jreyes3001
July 31, 2018 11:16 pm

Whatcha Talkin’ Bout Willis?

jreyes3001
July 31, 2018 11:19 pm

Dy-no-mite!

jreyes3001
July 31, 2018 11:20 pm

You can’t handle the truth!

jreyes3001
July 31, 2018 11:34 pm

Well your momma thought a quarterback was a refund!

jreyes3001
July 31, 2018 11:35 pm

Fat how dare you sir, I’ll give you Husky sure but not fat.

Randarch
August 2, 2018 10:50 am

Superman turns Lex and Otis over to the fashion police.

jreyes3001
August 4, 2018 7:52 pm

Go ahead Lex, tell them why your dressed like Ralph Furley.

jreyes3001
August 5, 2018 10:14 am

Saturday Night Fever reboot.

jreyes3001
August 5, 2018 6:14 pm

The moment you realize you picked the wrong guy to run for president.

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:12 pm

Lex: “Wait — Stealing and detonating a 500 megaton bomb on the San Andreas fault to destroy California to make my land more valuable, killing millions of people, trying to kill Superman — these are ILLEGAL? Seriously? Why wasn’t I told????”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:14 pm

Lex: “Excuse me Warden, but Superman turned back time so I didn’t do anything illegal.”
Otis: “Ya did try to kill ’em, Mistah Luth-or.”
Lex: “Grumble, grumble.”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:15 pm

Otis: “Fine! I’ll be in Superman II but NOT Superman IV.”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:15 pm

Vogue releases its “Retro 70s” fashion line

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:19 pm

Chris: “Mr. Hackman, you were great in the French Connection.”

Richard Donner: “Chris! We’re still rolling!”

Ned: “Rolling!”

Gene: “Will you shut up?”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:21 pm

Otis: “He didn’t read us our rights! Superman is NOT an officer of the law! I hereby invoke the 5th amendment!”

Lex and Superman: “Whaaaaaaaa?”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:25 pm

Superman: “Thank goodness Lex Luthor will never try another real estate scam that can kills millions.”

Bryan Singer: “Ahem…”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:25 pm

Otis: “This whole trial is out of order.”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:27 pm

Slasher Folgastein is a bed wetter!

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:28 pm

Superman: “I ask you now, to pronounce judgement… On those accused.”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:30 pm

Superman: “Those lapels! The color scheme! The style! You both look ridiculous!”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:31 pm

Otis: “Y”
Superman: “M”
Lex: “C”
Cops: “A”
All: Y! M! C! A!”

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:31 pm

Just another night in 1978 at Studio 54

robertgillis
August 5, 2018 9:32 pm

Superman: “We should do this again in two years.”
Lex: “Agreed.”

Superman2878
August 6, 2018 1:41 am

Cop: Looks like your evil plan failed Luthor!

Lex: I would’ve gotten away with it if t wasn’t for that meddling Superhero!

Superman: Scooby dooby dooo…ahem I mean take him away officer!

Superman2878
August 7, 2018 2:13 pm

Otis: Look Mr Luthor! Someone drew a giant mustache and glasses on that picture of Batman!

Superman: Lex you didn’t.

Lex: I have no idea what you’re talking about Superman!

Superman: I can see the permanent marker in your pocket with my x-Ray vision Lex.

jreyes3001
August 8, 2018 3:02 am

The new Men’s Warehouse add: You’ll like the way you look 70% of the time.