Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
Member

Oh God, you’re a ghost again this year?

No! Look, I’ve got black boots, belt and gloves. I’m a ghost soldier!

roy-el
Member

AWW man. I thought we were doing boots and hood today. I can run back home and change.

roy-el
Member

I know seven eight number nine, but eight is eating me!

Kal-Ed
Member

The secret revealed. The house of El has invented the Hoola Hoop!

Super16k
Member

Jor-El, come on, this ain’t Halloween and you look ridiculous in your Ku Klux Klan costume!

docreeler
Member

Oh yeah? Well, I can do two Hula Hoops at once. Beat that!

docreeler
Member

Why didn’t I get the “come in fluorescent *robes*” memo? I’m so underdressed.

Chiptooth
Member

“Aren’t you a little cheap for a Stormtrooper?”

MattComics
Member

We put him on time-out when he pitched his idea for Mighty Groovy Disco Rangers.

Spidey2878
Member

You’re under arrest! You’ve should’ve known better Cobra Commander. And knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe!!!!!!!!

afriend
Member

Was I the only one who ever wondered if their underthings glowed like that too?

afriend
Member

And if they have not returned the red trunks… Terminate them.

afriend
Member

Rejected Storm Trooper designs…

afriend
Member

Hmm… Yes, this will make a good action figure. Approved.

s-shield
Member

You really put the KKK in KKKrypton…

bobowankenobi
Member

Maybe if I stand here in these hula hoops long enough with my hood on, maybe they won’t see me.

JhnJhnsn2002
Member

Stand down! A time traveller named Adam Strange just told us not to interfere with the launch because Jor-El’s son is to become the greatest hero in the universe!
He was a bit vague about what happens to us.

JhnJhnsn2002
Member

If you must know, it’s officially called a “Hulu-hoop thingy”. Now shut up and get on with your assignment!

dragon22a
Member

Cobra Commander’s teleportation device really went wrong this time.

dragon22a
Member

COBRA!

robertgillis
Member

Executioner: “I still want a hula-hoop!”
Elder: “He sings the chipmunk song every time we see him.”

robertgillis
Member

“Investigate. And if the investigation proves correct, we have invented THE toy for the 1950s.”

robertgillis
Member

Executioner: “The energy input to Jor-El’s quarters in in excess. Our data indicates he is using Windows 10.”

robertgillis
Member

Elder: “INVESTIGATE. And HURRY.”
Executioner: “Why?”
{planet rumbles}
Elder: “No reason.”

robertgillis
Member

“Nice boots.”

robertgillis
Member

Executioner: “I’m calling in sick tomorrow, what with the planet exploding and all.”

robertgillis
Member

Say, Von-Dah, that’s a bad outfit!

robertgillis
Member

For the last time, we don’t have Halloween on Krypton!

robertgillis
Member

I am the ghost of Christmas yet to come.

robertgillis
Member

Help me Obi-Wan Kanobie

robertgillis
Member

Investigate this ‘Action Comics #1000″ matter.

superhero
Member

Up next on Kryptons Got Talent…

superhero
Member

Unseen footage from Fritz Lang’s 1927 masterpiece Metropolis

superhero
Member

The original solution to StacheGate

MattComics
Member

“Oh, you know the kids today with their hoola hoops, their bubble gum, and their executioner masks.”

dragon22a
Member

Daft Punk’s videos get stranger and stranger every time.

dragon22a
Member

Tonight on Kryptonian Soul Train!

robertgillis
Member

Sir, this restaurant has a strict dress code, you’ll need a robe to dine here.

robertgillis
Member

How Kryptonians dress on casual Friday

robertgillis
Member

The latest from this designer features protective boots, gloves and helmet to protect you when Rao explodes, but still sports the classic Krypton glow style we all know and love!

robertgillis
Member

Dad? I need the car keys!

robertgillis
Member

Don’t bother reshooting the scene; it won’t make the film’s final cut.

robertgillis
Member

I am called, ‘The Blur!’

Elder: “yeah, that’s just stupid.”

robertgillis
Member

You’re NOT going out dressed like that, young man!

swccguy
Member

The council of elders take time from their busy day to watch their favorite “super” show…Space Ghost coast to coast…

afriend
Member

You are the weakest link… Goodbye!

JhnJhnsn2002
Member

No, officer, You don’t Need To “read Jor-El his rights.” In an advanced society such as ours, people don’t NEED rights!

mnostl32
Member

I’m sorry, but you’ve been voted off the planet. Goodbye!

mnostl32
Member

Scooby Doo and the mystery of the masked man!

mnostl32
Member

The double hula hoop infomercial never did connect with buyers, it completely went around them.

mnostl32
Member

Here, wear this. Where you’re going is a one way ticket!

mnostl32
Member

Kryptonian spacesuits were all the rage in the 80s.

mnostl32
Member

Krypton, the futuristic Scotland for gown loving Scientists.

mnostl32
Member

Nicholas Cage’s screen test

mnostl32
Member

Justice League deleted scene shows Superman’s new never released white suit.

mnostl32
Member

The original design for the White Power Ranger

mnostl32
Member

So, he really does like to hold his cards close to his chest.

mnostl32
Member

Come one, come all, to The Phantom Zone virtual reality simulation where you can feel like General Zod.

mnostl32
Member

Due to the frequent power outage issues on Krypton, the scientists created luminescent clothing.

Spidey2878
Member

For this weekend only at Kandor stadium. Live on stage, the1980’s rock band, performing their number 1 rock song “Party in Argo city”,The Kryptonians!!!!

Randarch
Member

And now for another ‘soul train’ spotlight dance!

Spidey2878
Member

Mahna mahna

Do do do do do

Mahna mahna

mnostl32
Member

These boots were made for walking.

mnostl32
Member

I sure did get these boots on Zappos.

Spidey2878
Member

“By your command!”
psst…Does he know this is the set for Superman and not Battle star Galatica?
I don’t know,but its pretty funny.

Spidey2878
Member

kneel before zo… eer Cobra.

Spidey2878
Member

Kylo Ren-“Alright! Who bleached my suit? Now I look like that guy in that deleted scene in the beginning of Superman the movie!”

Spidey2878
Member

Hey gives us a turn with those Hula hoops!

Nope they’re mine!

Spidey2878
Member

The reason why the el annual family gathering canceled the Hulu hoop contest

Ok, since no one is playing nice with the hula hoops, I’m taking them away!

See what you did Bru-el? Now no one gets to play with them.

Hey! It’s not my fault you can’t share Ron-el!

mnostl32
Member

Henry Cavill’s disguise when he tries to avoid the public

mnostl32
Member

How you wish you dressed when you don’t want to be seen by anyone

mnostl32
Member

The Thieves Guild on Krypton never really gained traction as the clothing gave away their presence