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The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
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Oh God, you’re a ghost again this year?
No! Look, I’ve got black boots, belt and gloves. I’m a ghost soldier!
AWW man. I thought we were doing boots and hood today. I can run back home and change.
I know seven eight number nine, but eight is eating me!
The secret revealed. The house of El has invented the Hoola Hoop!
Jor-El, come on, this ain’t Halloween and you look ridiculous in your Ku Klux Klan costume!
Oh yeah? Well, I can do two Hula Hoops at once. Beat that!
Why didn’t I get the “come in fluorescent *robes*” memo? I’m so underdressed.
“Aren’t you a little cheap for a Stormtrooper?”
We put him on time-out when he pitched his idea for Mighty Groovy Disco Rangers.
You’re under arrest! You’ve should’ve known better Cobra Commander. And knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe!!!!!!!!
Was I the only one who ever wondered if their underthings glowed like that too?
And if they have not returned the red trunks… Terminate them.
Rejected Storm Trooper designs…
Hmm… Yes, this will make a good action figure. Approved.
You really put the KKK in KKKrypton…
Maybe if I stand here in these hula hoops long enough with my hood on, maybe they won’t see me.
Stand down! A time traveller named Adam Strange just told us not to interfere with the launch because Jor-El’s son is to become the greatest hero in the universe!
He was a bit vague about what happens to us.
If you must know, it’s officially called a “Hulu-hoop thingy”. Now shut up and get on with your assignment!
Cobra Commander’s teleportation device really went wrong this time.
COBRA!
Executioner: “I still want a hula-hoop!”
Elder: “He sings the chipmunk song every time we see him.”
“Investigate. And if the investigation proves correct, we have invented THE toy for the 1950s.”
Executioner: “The energy input to Jor-El’s quarters in in excess. Our data indicates he is using Windows 10.”
Elder: “INVESTIGATE. And HURRY.”
Executioner: “Why?”
{planet rumbles}
Elder: “No reason.”
“Nice boots.”
Executioner: “I’m calling in sick tomorrow, what with the planet exploding and all.”
Say, Von-Dah, that’s a bad outfit!
For the last time, we don’t have Halloween on Krypton!
I am the ghost of Christmas yet to come.
Help me Obi-Wan Kanobie
Investigate this ‘Action Comics #1000″ matter.
Up next on Kryptons Got Talent…
Unseen footage from Fritz Lang’s 1927 masterpiece Metropolis
The original solution to StacheGate
“Oh, you know the kids today with their hoola hoops, their bubble gum, and their executioner masks.”
Daft Punk’s videos get stranger and stranger every time.
Tonight on Kryptonian Soul Train!
Sir, this restaurant has a strict dress code, you’ll need a robe to dine here.
How Kryptonians dress on casual Friday
The latest from this designer features protective boots, gloves and helmet to protect you when Rao explodes, but still sports the classic Krypton glow style we all know and love!
Dad? I need the car keys!
Don’t bother reshooting the scene; it won’t make the film’s final cut.
I am called, ‘The Blur!’
Elder: “yeah, that’s just stupid.”
You’re NOT going out dressed like that, young man!
The council of elders take time from their busy day to watch their favorite “super” show…Space Ghost coast to coast…
You are the weakest link… Goodbye!
No, officer, You don’t Need To “read Jor-El his rights.” In an advanced society such as ours, people don’t NEED rights!
I’m sorry, but you’ve been voted off the planet. Goodbye!
Scooby Doo and the mystery of the masked man!
The double hula hoop infomercial never did connect with buyers, it completely went around them.
Here, wear this. Where you’re going is a one way ticket!
Kryptonian spacesuits were all the rage in the 80s.
Krypton, the futuristic Scotland for gown loving Scientists.
Nicholas Cage’s screen test
Justice League deleted scene shows Superman’s new never released white suit.
The original design for the White Power Ranger
So, he really does like to hold his cards close to his chest.
Come one, come all, to The Phantom Zone virtual reality simulation where you can feel like General Zod.
Due to the frequent power outage issues on Krypton, the scientists created luminescent clothing.
For this weekend only at Kandor stadium. Live on stage, the1980’s rock band, performing their number 1 rock song “Party in Argo city”,The Kryptonians!!!!
And now for another ‘soul train’ spotlight dance!
Mahna mahna
Do do do do do
Mahna mahna
These boots were made for walking.
I sure did get these boots on Zappos.
“By your command!”
psst…Does he know this is the set for Superman and not Battle star Galatica?
I don’t know,but its pretty funny.
kneel before zo… eer Cobra.
Kylo Ren-“Alright! Who bleached my suit? Now I look like that guy in that deleted scene in the beginning of Superman the movie!”
Hey gives us a turn with those Hula hoops!
Nope they’re mine!
The reason why the el annual family gathering canceled the Hulu hoop contest
Ok, since no one is playing nice with the hula hoops, I’m taking them away!
See what you did Bru-el? Now no one gets to play with them.
Hey! It’s not my fault you can’t share Ron-el!
Henry Cavill’s disguise when he tries to avoid the public
How you wish you dressed when you don’t want to be seen by anyone
The Thieves Guild on Krypton never really gained traction as the clothing gave away their presence