Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

MattComics:
“I must know, how does your cape attach to your collar?”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
roy-el
November 9, 2017 12:30 am

Mirror, mirror,……wait, her lips aren’t moving. Oh, that’s just a picture of me. Funny, I’m wearing the same clothes.

roy-el
roy-el
November 9, 2017 12:31 am

Oh Jonas brothers. Why did you have to break up?

Marysocontrary
Marysocontrary
November 9, 2017 12:48 am

Thank you again for changing my luck, Pru Halliwell. May you rest in peace.

Marysocontrary
Marysocontrary
November 9, 2017 12:56 am

Tara, you were so right to get away from our family. I only realized that after we left Sunnydale and it was too late to tell you. May you rest in peace.

Superman2878
November 9, 2017 1:55 am

Staring contest. First one blinks loses.

Superman2878
November 9, 2017 1:57 am

I’m watching Smallville season one episode 7 on my tablet,and gosh that kryptonite infected woman looks so familiar.

Don-El
Don-El
November 9, 2017 6:08 am

Huh, I really don’t know why I framed this photo of Clark getting speared by Doomsday.

Don-El
Don-El
November 9, 2017 6:09 am

Oh, it says on this birth certificate that Mrs Kents real birth name is Mary Ann. Awkward.

Don-El
Don-El
November 9, 2017 6:10 am

Oh, Clark. I miss you so much. I just want you to know, wherever you are…my Moms name is Martha too.

Randarch
Randarch
November 9, 2017 12:33 pm

(Reading) “Clark, thanks for a wonderful night…. LANA??????”

kingtalent
kingtalent
November 9, 2017 2:33 pm

Batman v Superman got one positive review … I’m glad I framed it.

superhero
superhero
November 9, 2017 6:59 pm

Mona Lisa Smile

superhero
superhero
November 10, 2017 4:55 pm
Reply to  superhero

i should have said: Mona Lois Smile

butchmoore
butchmoore
November 9, 2017 9:33 pm

A 20% discount coupon from Bed, Bath & Beyond. Cool.

jagross0325
jagross0325
November 9, 2017 11:13 pm

It’s a Kodak moment!

jagross0325
jagross0325
November 9, 2017 11:16 pm

That’s definitely a bird!

jagross0325
jagross0325
November 9, 2017 11:23 pm

Martha:And this picture is when we went to the fair and this one is Clark waving at the fair….

jagross0325
jagross0325
November 9, 2017 11:24 pm

So he really did use to wear his underwear on the outside.

jagross0325
jagross0325
November 9, 2017 11:28 pm

Bruce: Dear Lois, here’s proof Clark wore his underwear on the outside of his suit.

jagross0325
jagross0325
November 9, 2017 11:33 pm

Martha: That’s the homemade suit I made him. He didn’t like the red underwear on the outside so he had his alien dad give him some Kryptonian suit.

sundevil82
sundevil82
November 9, 2017 11:42 pm

‘Forgot to get Clark’s Netflix password’

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
November 10, 2017 5:34 am

“Hm, I´m starting to believe that I was taken in. This PSP won´t even work with a new battery…”

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 10, 2017 5:42 am

Were digital frames even a thing?

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 10, 2017 11:03 am

I’m just going to keep the stock photo in this because no really prints pictures anymore.

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 10, 2017 11:05 am

Shortly after staring at a picture of Clark, Lois placed it down, walked over to the fridge and ate a tub of ice cream.

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 10, 2017 11:13 am

With Clark out of the picture, Lois was deep in thought of the relationship status of Batman.

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 10, 2017 5:39 pm

I really hope he never grows a mullet

superhero
superhero
November 11, 2017 1:21 pm

tom welling is sooo dreamy!

ez_superman
ez_superman
November 13, 2017 4:16 pm

“Wait, this is not my iPad. Ugh, I can’t even adult today.”

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 14, 2017 7:57 pm

Time to throw out this picture of Harvey Weinstein and I.

JhnJhnsn2002
JhnJhnsn2002
November 22, 2017 7:53 pm

I wish I’d known how to read all those signs in the Kryptonian ship when I was taking these pictures – especially the one that says; “No flash photography, please!”