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Because of his poor jumping technique and missing beard, Mario and Luigi decided to keep the existence of their incapable 3rd brother a secret.
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Vampire: ‘And now…I will suck your blood!’
Superman: ‘Hmmm…I don’t know…’
Vampire: ‘Just think of it as a doohikey with an attitude!’
Oh Superman, are you a sleep? Just going to take nice little…OW MY TEETH!!!!
Superman: “Bite me!”
Vampire: “…?”
Yuck, skin tag!!!
Some people say Krypton took Halloween a little too serious.
Count Dracula: Chiropractor
Lois: You said you wanted me to dress as a vampire for Halloween.
Superman: I was hoping for more “sexy” vampire and less “lord of the night” vampire.
Dracula laughs as Superman continues to think the red eye filter on his camera is busted.
…that time Edward Cullen dressed as Superman for Halloween and Dracula was pissed….
“I must know,how does your cape attach to your collar?”
Yeah, right here i feel a knot. You are tense, Superman.
Somebody get this guy a breath mint!
When you’ve got a Creep in your neck
Superman V The Tick
Here’s the problem with this situation. First of all A vampire couldn’t bite Supes’ invulnerable skin, but let’s say, for arguments sake, that there is a loophole with it being a supernatural /magic creature. So even if he did bite him wouldn’t Supes’ blood kill the vamp almost instantly. I mean, sunlight is fatal to vampires and Superman’s blood is, literally, bursting with solar energy. It’s basically liquid sunlight, right? Wouldn’t that also mean that Superman himself could never be a vampire? The vampiric “virus”, or whatever, would die as soon as it entered his body.
Super Sucker
These teeth were made for biting, and that’s just what they’ll do, one of these days these teeth are gonna bite all over you
Unfortunately, Superman caused collateral damage to the hire shop’s dummy, when practising his selfie pose wearing the scary Halloween outfit.
But Henry, you PROMISED me a walk-on part in Man of Steel 2
How many times do I have to tell you..we ain’t swapping outfits just cos it’s Halloween.
the moment before dracula realizes he’s in a palace of wax
I Vant to Give Massage!
Superman V Bat, man
Dracula: Are you organic?
Dracula really knew how to suck the life out of the party.
You’ve got an itch? Let me get it.
Yikes! Save me Superman!
Yuck! What’s your blood type? It tastes terrible!!
If you ever receive an invitation around Halloween that asks you to wash your neck, you should think twice.
Dracula: Mmmmm, you taste good!
Superman: I get my energy from the sun.
Dracula: *poof* *disappears forever*
Good luck with that, buddy!
Well this is gonna suck
I hope he used Sensodyne.
Superman: Somebody ate too much candy, I can see a cavity!!
Don’t forget the butter!
Superman: My Dracula, what big fangs you have?
Dracula: All the better to bite you with my dear
Superman thought doing tequila shots might be a ploy when Dracula didn’t have a lemon wedge, salt or tequila!
Superman always hated playing the telephone game with cousin Creep-el.
Superman: Ok he said, I’m going to suck your blood.
4 out of 5 dentist agree Kyptonian blood makes your teeth whiter
The Superman Makeover show:
Ok before the break we were talking with Dracula, lets see a picture of the old Dracula: pasty skin, fangs, long fingernails, greasy hair, red contacts and now after his makeover come on out Dracula…applause!
OK Henry, call me Miss Moneypenny one more time and I will get dreadfully upset.