Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Stefan-El:
Because of his poor jumping technique and missing beard, Mario and Luigi decided to keep the existence of their incapable 3rd brother a secret.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Vampire: ‘And now…I will suck your blood!’
Superman: ‘Hmmm…I don’t know…’
Vampire: ‘Just think of it as a doohikey with an attitude!’

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Oh Superman, are you a sleep? Just going to take nice little…OW MY TEETH!!!!

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Superman: “Bite me!”
Vampire: “…?”

Hailex
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David Stone

Yuck, skin tag!!!

roy-el
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roy-el

Some people say Krypton took Halloween a little too serious.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Count Dracula: Chiropractor

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Lois: You said you wanted me to dress as a vampire for Halloween.
Superman: I was hoping for more “sexy” vampire and less “lord of the night” vampire.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Dracula laughs as Superman continues to think the red eye filter on his camera is busted.

Kal-Elvis
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…that time Edward Cullen dressed as Superman for Halloween and Dracula was pissed….

MattComics
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MattComics

“I must know,how does your cape attach to your collar?”

superhero
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superhero

Yeah, right here i feel a knot. You are tense, Superman.

superhero
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superhero

Somebody get this guy a breath mint!

superhero
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superhero

When you’ve got a Creep in your neck

superhero
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superhero

Superman V The Tick

JasEl
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JasEl

Here’s the problem with this situation. First of all A vampire couldn’t bite Supes’ invulnerable skin, but let’s say, for arguments sake, that there is a loophole with it being a supernatural /magic creature. So even if he did bite him wouldn’t Supes’ blood kill the vamp almost instantly. I mean, sunlight is fatal to vampires and Superman’s blood is, literally, bursting with solar energy. It’s basically liquid sunlight, right? Wouldn’t that also mean that Superman himself could never be a vampire? The vampiric “virus”, or whatever, would die as soon as it entered his body.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Super Sucker

mnostl32
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mnostl32

These teeth were made for biting, and that’s just what they’ll do, one of these days these teeth are gonna bite all over you

Guest

Unfortunately, Superman caused collateral damage to the hire shop’s dummy, when practising his selfie pose wearing the scary Halloween outfit.

Guest

But Henry, you PROMISED me a walk-on part in Man of Steel 2

Guest

How many times do I have to tell you..we ain’t swapping outfits just cos it’s Halloween.

superhero
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superhero

the moment before dracula realizes he’s in a palace of wax

superhero
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superhero

I Vant to Give Massage!

superhero
Member
superhero

Superman V Bat, man

Randarch
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Randarch

Dracula: Are you organic?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Dracula really knew how to suck the life out of the party.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

You’ve got an itch? Let me get it.

superhero
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superhero

Yikes! Save me Superman!

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

Yuck! What’s your blood type? It tastes terrible!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

If you ever receive an invitation around Halloween that asks you to wash your neck, you should think twice.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Dracula: Mmmmm, you taste good!
Superman: I get my energy from the sun.
Dracula: *poof* *disappears forever*

superhero
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superhero

Good luck with that, buddy!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Well this is gonna suck

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I hope he used Sensodyne.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman: Somebody ate too much candy, I can see a cavity!!

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Don’t forget the butter!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman: My Dracula, what big fangs you have?
Dracula: All the better to bite you with my dear

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman thought doing tequila shots might be a ploy when Dracula didn’t have a lemon wedge, salt or tequila!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman always hated playing the telephone game with cousin Creep-el.
Superman: Ok he said, I’m going to suck your blood.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

4 out of 5 dentist agree Kyptonian blood makes your teeth whiter

kal-el76
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kal-el76

The Superman Makeover show:

Ok before the break we were talking with Dracula, lets see a picture of the old Dracula: pasty skin, fangs, long fingernails, greasy hair, red contacts and now after his makeover come on out Dracula…applause!

Guest

OK Henry, call me Miss Moneypenny one more time and I will get dreadfully upset.