Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

butchmoore:
I said, ‘Do the dishes!’
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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mnostl32
mnostl32
August 25, 2022 12:09 pm

There goes your brother riding off into the sunset

mnostl32
mnostl32
August 25, 2022 12:09 pm

You were always my favorite kid anyway

mnostl32
mnostl32
August 25, 2022 12:10 pm

Johnathan: Dad did you just crop dust those people?
Clark: Just keep walking and don’t look back.

butchmoore
butchmoore
August 26, 2022 9:13 pm

“You know…the same thing happened to Chuck Cunningham…”

superhero
superhero
August 27, 2022 5:40 pm

yes son. your mother’s rear is 100% grade a american.

Carstonio
Carstonio
August 28, 2022 6:39 pm

“So what should we do about your brother? The Other Darrin or The Nth Doctor?”

Carstonio
Carstonio
August 28, 2022 6:43 pm

“Mom is right – you may be ripped but Tom Welling is a brick.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
August 28, 2022 6:45 pm

Jonathan: “So on Earth-26793, was my mother Lana?”
Clark: “No, but your father was Lex Luthor.”

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Carstonio
Carstonio
August 28, 2022 6:46 pm

Jordan: “Why haven’t I met Batman and Wonder Woman?”
Clark: “Probably the same reason they cancelled the Batgirl movie.”

Last edited 1 year ago by Carstonio
Carstonio
Carstonio
August 28, 2022 6:48 pm

”Can my Superboy costume be Welling’s Neo outfit from Season 9?”

Last edited 1 year ago by Carstonio
Carstonio
Carstonio
August 28, 2022 7:00 pm

Jordan: “Please say the CW isn’t going to replace Jonathan with Damian Wayne.”

Superman2878
August 31, 2022 7:48 pm

Clark: “I’ve got you something to help get you to school without me driving you.”
Jordan:”A car?!!!”
Clark: “No, it’s a electric bike.”
Jordan:”Wow…. Uh, thanks dad…….”

Last edited 1 year ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
August 31, 2022 7:53 pm

Clark: “So you got a date with Sarah tonight?”
Jordan: ” Yup.”
Clark: ” That’s great! I can chaperone!”
Jordan:”Oh, uh great…..”

Last edited 1 year ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
August 31, 2022 9:34 pm

Clark: “See that barn son? Someday it will all be yours.”
Jordan: “Great…….”