Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

It’s the Ice Cream truck!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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March 10, 2022 6:48 am

I will get a cell phone!

March 10, 2022 10:29 am

You had Amazon send me a flower and then decide to call me? What is this world coming to?

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March 10, 2022 12:33 pm

When it matters, Clark is not faster than a speeding bullet.

March 10, 2022 1:17 pm

Clark it’s March. Valentine’s Day was last month!

March 10, 2022 1:19 pm

Roses are red, violets are blue, Clark is Superman, I know he’s you!

March 10, 2022 1:20 pm

Roses are red, violets are blue, I love Superman, Clark get a clue!

March 10, 2022 2:49 pm

Relieved that it’s not the Black Mercy.

March 10, 2022 2:50 pm

Slightly disappointed that it’s not the Magic Talking Hibiscus from Altair IX.

March 13, 2022 3:18 am

“A wed wose. How womantic!”

March 15, 2022 1:52 pm

Roses are so cliched, Smallville, but red is the color of Superman’s cape.

March 17, 2022 3:38 pm

At least it’s not a dandelion!

March 17, 2022 3:38 pm

So Clark, I’m allergic to flowers.

March 17, 2022 3:39 pm

No chocolates?

March 21, 2022 3:24 pm

A deleted panel from Jon Kent’s origin story.

March 22, 2022 10:27 am

Lois: Hello?
Lex: Hi, is your refrigerator running?
Lois: Yes.
Lex: Well then you better go catch it hahahahaha