Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

spidey2878:
Lois: What’s that over there?
Clark: Where? Are we looking in the same direction?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Time to remake Hollywoodland, only this time more focus on The Adventures of Superman.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Martha would be proud if Superman and I work as a team!

Superman2878
Guest

Bruce: Hmm, maybe the Batsuit would look better in black.

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

Man I wish my hair was full and wavy like superman’s. will be asking Lois what conditioner he used and the fabric softener she washed his cape with, so mine will flow beautiful in the wind like his.

supercaper
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supercaper

His looks so much cooler

supercaper
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supercaper

How could I have ever hated a jawline like that

supercaper
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supercaper

I wonder if his father’s name is Thomas

Marnoman
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Marnoman

“This…….wasn’t the striptease I had in mind.”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Alfred, fetch me my slippers, night robe and run the bath. I’m going to relax.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Oh Robin, you never we’re good enough for the JL.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I’m lucky I’ve never had to go to the bathroom when I’m in the bat suit.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Alfred, wanna play “hide in the alley” with me again tonight?

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

Omg these are cracking me up! That was awsome! Lol

bobowankenobi
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bobowankenobi

I wonder if I would be just as scary in red and blue.

Guest

Hmmm his suit really lacks pizzazz. I got it, red underoos!

Kal-Elvis
Member

Holograms: when you’re a billionaire who spends all his time in a cave and your web browser just doesn’t cut it anymore… 😉

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

Lol, you may be the winner!

Kal-Elvis
Member

Thanks – hardest part was finding as way to say that and keep it clean, lol

CAJustise
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CAJustise

Wow, that’s really something Lex. It’s freakin’ Gone with the Wind.

s-shield
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s-shield

Master Bruce, why are you photo-shopping Superman’s uniform onto images of attractive young women?

I have my reasons, Alfred…

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

That made me lol!

Steve Eden
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Steve Eden

HOW much did she say for a lap dance? One million? Nahhhhhh!!!

superhero
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superhero

not even supergirl can bring batman to smile

johnny
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johnny

Please dont be named Martha…

butchmoore
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butchmoore

Seriously. Don’t you think the bright red is a little too 1978!

Frogman
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Frogman

“He seems taller on TV.”

superhero
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superhero

Bruce Wayne’s take on McKayla Maroney’s “Unimpressed Face”

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Bruce: Alfred she’s Kryptonian too. Let hope she doesn’t have a mustache also.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Bruce: I wonder if her mother’s name is Martha also?

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Alfred: Is that a bird?
Bruce: No it’s a plane.
Alfred: No that’s Superman. Over in the corner. I’m pretty sure that’s a bird.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Bruce: A Supergirl? What’s next a Superdog? How about a Supercat? What is this a Superfamily?

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Bruce: I know on her world it means hope but here it means “sweet thang”.

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

I gots to firgure his work out routine to get his rocking bod. Wonder if he used rogain to get the wavy locks?

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

What I really wanted to ask him when we fought was what conditioner he used to get those beautiful locks! Now I will never know.

afriend
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afriend

No… the suit never looks right without the red trunks.

roy-el
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roy-el

Alfred, am I too old to be watching this? I mean on earth years she’s at least 36

roy-el
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roy-el

Martha?

roy-el
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roy-el

This Superman has really skinny legs.

roy-el
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roy-el

Boy, as a detective you’d figure I would have noticed Clark’s tattoos already.

roy-el
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roy-el

I think I drank one too many chocolate milks tonight.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Call me Ban a Flick one more time…

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Trying to see if Superman look better with a mustache.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Every hero needs their Martha.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Now I know why I’m angry, I haven’t got my own show since the 60s, and he has three different show since the 50s!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Hey Kal, want to go out for cup of coffee and talk about how some movies really should’ve ended?

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

Man he is too sexy for that cape!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Alfred: Due tell me Master Bruce what will you tell her when you see her?
Bruce: What I tell everyone Alfred “Because I’m Batman!”

Randarch
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Randarch

I’m drawing a blank.

robertgillis
Member

I don’t know Clark, just not loving the tattoos on the leg
.

robertgillis
Member

Awkward.

robertgillis
Member

I said you can stay here while you recover, Clark but PLEASE put some pants on.

robertgillis
Member

Kara Danvers? I believe you’re in the wrong universe.

robertgillis
Member

Computer exit holodeck, save program.

robertgillis
Member

“So you’re back, and everyone’s happy.”

robertgillis
Member

So, attractive singles in Gotham are willing to meet me?

robertgillis
Member

Alfred, you’re just not a “cape” kinda guy.

robertgillis
Member

Nice boots.

robertgillis
Member

This *IS* me smiling!

robertgillis
Member

Sorry about spending an entire movie trying to kill you.

robertgillis
Member

Bruce: “The hologram just keeps repeating, help me Obi-Wan Kenobi.”

robertgillis
Member

Hologram: “Please state the nature of the batcave emergency.”

robertgillis
Member

Computer, activate the emergency Superman hologram.

robertgillis
Member

“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you’re my only hope.”

superhero
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superhero

Who?

superhero
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superhero

I can’t believe i used Bat-Coin for this.

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

So…Your name is “Nim-El”. You’re Supergirl’s tag-along little brother. You’re constantly pranking her and causing trouble. And you’re such a nuisance that you’ve never appeared in any comic book, TV show or movie.

Let’s keep it that way.

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

Alford: “I tried to tell you he was not our enemy.”
Bruce: ” your never gonna let me me live that down are you?”….Go play with my voice disguise device and have some scotch in another room so I can practice my sullen face.”

JhnJhnsn2002
Member
JhnJhnsn2002

Uh, Clark, did you know you’ve got a run in your tights?

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

“A Mr. Bruce I heard that superman is so bad that chuck Norris wears superman pjs.”-Alford “Alford go fix something after that comment I had rather be alone in the bat cave for a while.” -Bruce

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

“Mr. Bruce how many times do I have to tell you that his moustash…I mean he, superman is not our enemy?”-Alford “Alford walk away. I pefer to practice my batman sullen face while using my ninja skills to concentrate alone.”-Bruce

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

Alford hiding superman’s moustash with cgi is harder then I thought. This is going to take a big chunk out of the Wayne family fortune.

Iluvsuperman88
Guest

Alford trying to cover superman’s moustash is a mission that almost seems impossible. Will have to pull money out of the old Wayne fortune for this one.

Golddragon71
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Golddragon71

Great! That’s all I need! another smiley teenager!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Is it too late to change my cape into real bat wings?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Should Daredevil have been called Batdevil, since he’s blind and bats are blind?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

If bats are blind and I’m not blind, and bats are like mice, and I can’t fly, should I change my name to Mouseman?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

I’m like the ninja turtle for Bats.