Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Lois: What’s that over there?
Clark: Where? Are we looking in the same direction?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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July 27, 2017 12:30 am

Time to remake Hollywoodland, only this time more focus on The Adventures of Superman.

July 27, 2017 12:32 am

Martha would be proud if Superman and I work as a team!

July 27, 2017 12:42 am

Bruce: Hmm, maybe the Batsuit would look better in black.

July 27, 2017 2:39 am

Man I wish my hair was full and wavy like superman’s. will be asking Lois what conditioner he used and the fabric softener she washed his cape with, so mine will flow beautiful in the wind like his.

July 27, 2017 2:58 am

His looks so much cooler

July 27, 2017 2:59 am

How could I have ever hated a jawline like that

July 27, 2017 2:59 am

I wonder if his father’s name is Thomas

July 27, 2017 4:39 am

“This…….wasn’t the striptease I had in mind.”

July 27, 2017 6:40 am

Alfred, fetch me my slippers, night robe and run the bath. I’m going to relax.

July 27, 2017 6:40 am

Oh Robin, you never we’re good enough for the JL.

July 27, 2017 6:42 am

I’m lucky I’ve never had to go to the bathroom when I’m in the bat suit.

July 27, 2017 6:43 am

Alfred, wanna play “hide in the alley” with me again tonight?

July 28, 2017 4:07 am
Reply to  mnostl32

Omg these are cracking me up! That was awsome! Lol

July 27, 2017 8:43 am

I wonder if I would be just as scary in red and blue.

July 27, 2017 9:08 am

Hmmm his suit really lacks pizzazz. I got it, red underoos!

July 27, 2017 9:10 am

Holograms: when you’re a billionaire who spends all his time in a cave and your web browser just doesn’t cut it anymore… 😉

July 28, 2017 4:06 am
Reply to  Kal-Elvis

Lol, you may be the winner!

August 1, 2017 2:27 pm
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Thanks – hardest part was finding as way to say that and keep it clean, lol

July 27, 2017 11:51 am

Wow, that’s really something Lex. It’s freakin’ Gone with the Wind.

July 27, 2017 12:14 pm

Master Bruce, why are you photo-shopping Superman’s uniform onto images of attractive young women?

I have my reasons, Alfred…

July 28, 2017 4:05 am
Reply to  s-shield

That made me lol!

Steve Eden
July 27, 2017 1:05 pm

HOW much did she say for a lap dance? One million? Nahhhhhh!!!

July 27, 2017 2:01 pm

not even supergirl can bring batman to smile

July 27, 2017 2:15 pm

Please dont be named Martha…

July 27, 2017 2:50 pm

Seriously. Don’t you think the bright red is a little too 1978!

July 27, 2017 6:09 pm

“He seems taller on TV.”

July 27, 2017 8:36 pm

Bruce Wayne’s take on McKayla Maroney’s “Unimpressed Face”

July 27, 2017 9:38 pm

Bruce: Alfred she’s Kryptonian too. Let hope she doesn’t have a mustache also.

July 27, 2017 9:41 pm

Bruce: I wonder if her mother’s name is Martha also?

July 27, 2017 9:49 pm

Alfred: Is that a bird?
Bruce: No it’s a plane.
Alfred: No that’s Superman. Over in the corner. I’m pretty sure that’s a bird.

July 27, 2017 9:51 pm

Bruce: A Supergirl? What’s next a Superdog? How about a Supercat? What is this a Superfamily?

July 27, 2017 10:06 pm

Bruce: I know on her world it means hope but here it means “sweet thang”.

July 27, 2017 10:21 pm

I gots to firgure his work out routine to get his rocking bod. Wonder if he used rogain to get the wavy locks?

July 27, 2017 10:36 pm

What I really wanted to ask him when we fought was what conditioner he used to get those beautiful locks! Now I will never know.

July 27, 2017 11:30 pm

No… the suit never looks right without the red trunks.

July 28, 2017 12:30 am

Alfred, am I too old to be watching this? I mean on earth years she’s at least 36

July 28, 2017 12:31 am


July 28, 2017 12:33 am

This Superman has really skinny legs.

July 28, 2017 12:34 am

Boy, as a detective you’d figure I would have noticed Clark’s tattoos already.

July 28, 2017 12:34 am

I think I drank one too many chocolate milks tonight.

July 28, 2017 3:52 am

Call me Ban a Flick one more time…

July 28, 2017 5:58 pm

Trying to see if Superman look better with a mustache.

July 28, 2017 5:59 pm

Every hero needs their Martha.

July 28, 2017 6:15 pm

Now I know why I’m angry, I haven’t got my own show since the 60s, and he has three different show since the 50s!

July 28, 2017 6:17 pm

Hey Kal, want to go out for cup of coffee and talk about how some movies really should’ve ended?

July 28, 2017 6:25 pm

Man he is too sexy for that cape!

July 28, 2017 11:48 pm

Alfred: Due tell me Master Bruce what will you tell her when you see her?
Bruce: What I tell everyone Alfred “Because I’m Batman!”

July 29, 2017 11:14 am

I’m drawing a blank.

July 29, 2017 5:22 pm

I don’t know Clark, just not loving the tattoos on the leg

July 29, 2017 5:26 pm


July 29, 2017 5:27 pm

I said you can stay here while you recover, Clark but PLEASE put some pants on.

July 29, 2017 5:28 pm

Kara Danvers? I believe you’re in the wrong universe.

July 29, 2017 5:29 pm

Computer exit holodeck, save program.

July 29, 2017 5:29 pm

“So you’re back, and everyone’s happy.”

July 29, 2017 5:31 pm

So, attractive singles in Gotham are willing to meet me?

July 29, 2017 5:32 pm

Alfred, you’re just not a “cape” kinda guy.

July 29, 2017 5:32 pm

Nice boots.

July 29, 2017 5:33 pm

This *IS* me smiling!

July 29, 2017 5:36 pm

Sorry about spending an entire movie trying to kill you.

July 29, 2017 5:37 pm

Bruce: “The hologram just keeps repeating, help me Obi-Wan Kenobi.”

July 29, 2017 5:38 pm

Hologram: “Please state the nature of the batcave emergency.”

July 29, 2017 5:38 pm

Computer, activate the emergency Superman hologram.

July 29, 2017 5:39 pm

“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you’re my only hope.”

July 29, 2017 9:57 pm


July 29, 2017 9:59 pm

I can’t believe i used Bat-Coin for this.

July 30, 2017 1:25 am

So…Your name is “Nim-El”. You’re Supergirl’s tag-along little brother. You’re constantly pranking her and causing trouble. And you’re such a nuisance that you’ve never appeared in any comic book, TV show or movie.

Let’s keep it that way.

July 30, 2017 3:30 pm

Alford: “I tried to tell you he was not our enemy.”
Bruce: ” your never gonna let me me live that down are you?”….Go play with my voice disguise device and have some scotch in another room so I can practice my sullen face.”

August 1, 2017 2:08 pm

Uh, Clark, did you know you’ve got a run in your tights?

August 1, 2017 2:16 pm

“A Mr. Bruce I heard that superman is so bad that chuck Norris wears superman pjs.”-Alford “Alford go fix something after that comment I had rather be alone in the bat cave for a while.” -Bruce

August 1, 2017 2:50 pm

“Mr. Bruce how many times do I have to tell you that his moustash…I mean he, superman is not our enemy?”-Alford “Alford walk away. I pefer to practice my batman sullen face while using my ninja skills to concentrate alone.”-Bruce

August 1, 2017 2:53 pm

Alford hiding superman’s moustash with cgi is harder then I thought. This is going to take a big chunk out of the Wayne family fortune.

August 1, 2017 2:57 pm

Alford trying to cover superman’s moustash is a mission that almost seems impossible. Will have to pull money out of the old Wayne fortune for this one.

August 7, 2017 12:03 pm

Great! That’s all I need! another smiley teenager!

August 7, 2017 2:50 pm

Is it too late to change my cape into real bat wings?

August 7, 2017 2:52 pm

Should Daredevil have been called Batdevil, since he’s blind and bats are blind?

August 7, 2017 2:53 pm

If bats are blind and I’m not blind, and bats are like mice, and I can’t fly, should I change my name to Mouseman?

August 7, 2017 2:53 pm

I’m like the ninja turtle for Bats.