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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Lois: What’s that over there?
Clark: Where? Are we looking in the same direction?
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Time to remake Hollywoodland, only this time more focus on The Adventures of Superman.
Martha would be proud if Superman and I work as a team!
Bruce: Hmm, maybe the Batsuit would look better in black.
Man I wish my hair was full and wavy like superman’s. will be asking Lois what conditioner he used and the fabric softener she washed his cape with, so mine will flow beautiful in the wind like his.
His looks so much cooler
How could I have ever hated a jawline like that
I wonder if his father’s name is Thomas
“This…….wasn’t the striptease I had in mind.”
Alfred, fetch me my slippers, night robe and run the bath. I’m going to relax.
Oh Robin, you never we’re good enough for the JL.
I’m lucky I’ve never had to go to the bathroom when I’m in the bat suit.
Alfred, wanna play “hide in the alley” with me again tonight?
Omg these are cracking me up! That was awsome! Lol
I wonder if I would be just as scary in red and blue.
Hmmm his suit really lacks pizzazz. I got it, red underoos!
Holograms: when you’re a billionaire who spends all his time in a cave and your web browser just doesn’t cut it anymore… 😉
Lol, you may be the winner!
Thanks – hardest part was finding as way to say that and keep it clean, lol
Wow, that’s really something Lex. It’s freakin’ Gone with the Wind.
Master Bruce, why are you photo-shopping Superman’s uniform onto images of attractive young women?
I have my reasons, Alfred…
That made me lol!
HOW much did she say for a lap dance? One million? Nahhhhhh!!!
not even supergirl can bring batman to smile
Please dont be named Martha…
Seriously. Don’t you think the bright red is a little too 1978!
“He seems taller on TV.”
Bruce Wayne’s take on McKayla Maroney’s “Unimpressed Face”
Bruce: Alfred she’s Kryptonian too. Let hope she doesn’t have a mustache also.
Bruce: I wonder if her mother’s name is Martha also?
Alfred: Is that a bird?
Bruce: No it’s a plane.
Alfred: No that’s Superman. Over in the corner. I’m pretty sure that’s a bird.
Bruce: A Supergirl? What’s next a Superdog? How about a Supercat? What is this a Superfamily?
Bruce: I know on her world it means hope but here it means “sweet thang”.
I gots to firgure his work out routine to get his rocking bod. Wonder if he used rogain to get the wavy locks?
What I really wanted to ask him when we fought was what conditioner he used to get those beautiful locks! Now I will never know.
No… the suit never looks right without the red trunks.
Alfred, am I too old to be watching this? I mean on earth years she’s at least 36
Martha?
This Superman has really skinny legs.
Boy, as a detective you’d figure I would have noticed Clark’s tattoos already.
I think I drank one too many chocolate milks tonight.
Call me Ban a Flick one more time…
Trying to see if Superman look better with a mustache.
Every hero needs their Martha.
Now I know why I’m angry, I haven’t got my own show since the 60s, and he has three different show since the 50s!
Hey Kal, want to go out for cup of coffee and talk about how some movies really should’ve ended?
Man he is too sexy for that cape!
Alfred: Due tell me Master Bruce what will you tell her when you see her?
Bruce: What I tell everyone Alfred “Because I’m Batman!”
I’m drawing a blank.
I don’t know Clark, just not loving the tattoos on the leg
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Awkward.
I said you can stay here while you recover, Clark but PLEASE put some pants on.
Kara Danvers? I believe you’re in the wrong universe.
Computer exit holodeck, save program.
“So you’re back, and everyone’s happy.”
So, attractive singles in Gotham are willing to meet me?
Alfred, you’re just not a “cape” kinda guy.
Nice boots.
This *IS* me smiling!
Sorry about spending an entire movie trying to kill you.
Bruce: “The hologram just keeps repeating, help me Obi-Wan Kenobi.”
Hologram: “Please state the nature of the batcave emergency.”
Computer, activate the emergency Superman hologram.
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you’re my only hope.”
Who?
I can’t believe i used Bat-Coin for this.
So…Your name is “Nim-El”. You’re Supergirl’s tag-along little brother. You’re constantly pranking her and causing trouble. And you’re such a nuisance that you’ve never appeared in any comic book, TV show or movie.
Let’s keep it that way.
Alford: “I tried to tell you he was not our enemy.”
Bruce: ” your never gonna let me me live that down are you?”….Go play with my voice disguise device and have some scotch in another room so I can practice my sullen face.”
Uh, Clark, did you know you’ve got a run in your tights?
“A Mr. Bruce I heard that superman is so bad that chuck Norris wears superman pjs.”-Alford “Alford go fix something after that comment I had rather be alone in the bat cave for a while.” -Bruce
“Mr. Bruce how many times do I have to tell you that his moustash…I mean he, superman is not our enemy?”-Alford “Alford walk away. I pefer to practice my batman sullen face while using my ninja skills to concentrate alone.”-Bruce
Alford hiding superman’s moustash with cgi is harder then I thought. This is going to take a big chunk out of the Wayne family fortune.
Alford trying to cover superman’s moustash is a mission that almost seems impossible. Will have to pull money out of the old Wayne fortune for this one.
Great! That’s all I need! another smiley teenager!
Is it too late to change my cape into real bat wings?
Should Daredevil have been called Batdevil, since he’s blind and bats are blind?
If bats are blind and I’m not blind, and bats are like mice, and I can’t fly, should I change my name to Mouseman?
I’m like the ninja turtle for Bats.