Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

JhnJhnsn2002:
Please, Clark, we’ve been flying in circles for hours. Just land and ask for directions!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Randarch
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Randarch

Director: Cut!! For the last time, I need you two ‘prima donnas’ to look in the SAME direction…

Randarch
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Randarch

Erica: What do you mean I’m not getting parity???

—–>(Take THAT, ‘superhero’) 🙂

Randarch
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Randarch

Agent: Erica, step away from the ‘standee’ of Tom, the show’s over honey…

roy-el
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roy-el

Erica: Will you follow me to Supergirl?

Tom: No. I think I might do a Christmas movie with Dean and a dog.

roy-el
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roy-el

Erica: I forget, are we in the coffee cafe, restaurant, daily planet or the temple in Egypt? They all look the same.

Don-El
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Don-El

Clark: Hey, there’s my cousin, Kara.

Lois: Cousin? That’s my daughter!

Clark: Uh-Oh

Hailex
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David Stone

I’m sorry Tom, even the Supergirl show says you are typecast!

Sven-El
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Sven-El

Clark: You know, you kind of remind me of my Aunt Alura.
Lois: Way to kill the mood, Smallville.

Superman2878
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spidey2878

Erica: Aren’t you suppose to be flying up there?

Tom: Sorry, you know the rules. “No tights, No flights.”

JR1989
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JR1989

Lois: I thought you wore glasses Clark

JR1989
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JR1989

I like you Clark but the blur is so mysterious

svillar13
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svillar13

Tom: What do you mean Erica’s getting cast in Supergirl and not me?!

townsend1938
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townsend1938

Lois: Clark did you hear that? I swear I just heard Perry belch!

Clark: Lois I hear everything…not only did he belch he said GREAT Caesars ghost!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Lois: You can’t deport him. He’s an alien not an illegal alien.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Lois: Don’t hurt him. His mother’s name is Martha!

whroberts54
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whroberts54

Erica (to the director): “Why can’t he take me flying like they did in the movie?”

Tom (looking away): “Sigh. You know the rules, Erica: No Tights, No Flights”.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

What happens when Lana walks in the room!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

The moment you realize you left the water running.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Lois: Is that Bruce Wayne?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Are we being filmed?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Erica: It’s ok Tom, I heard they’re making Cheaper by the Dozen 3.
Tom: *sigh*

JasEl
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JasEl

Clark: This looks like a job for…

Lois: Clark!! There are people around! And you don’t even have a costume, button your shirt!!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Clark, I have a feeling we’re not in Smallville anymore!
You’re right Lois, we’re in Metropolis.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Erica: Wow, Henry Cavill is cute!
Tom: What!!??!

superherogreight
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superherogreight

News flash: Lana Lang has been cured. She no longer has any trace of kryptonite radiation poisoning!!! However, treatment took its toll on Miss Lang as she can only remember her childhood friend, Clark Kent.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

The look in HIS face when he gets the squits but has to finish the scene first. And the look in HER face when she notices that he couldn´t hold it anymore.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

When your ex walks in the room

Superman2878
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spidey2878

Lois: What’s that over there?

Clark: Where? Are we looking in the same direction?

Superman2878
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spidey2878

Clark: My Super hearing is picking up the sound of the ice cream truck !

Lois: The ice cream truck? Where?

jagross0325
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jagross0325

You mean to tell me Bruce’s mom’s name is Martha too? Oooohh Snap!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Ma and Pa are fightin’ again Clarky, better go save the day!