Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

JhnJhnsn2002:
Please, Clark, we’ve been flying in circles for hours. Just land and ask for directions!
Previous Caption Contest

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Randarch
Randarch
July 13, 2017 12:22 am

Director: Cut!! For the last time, I need you two ‘prima donnas’ to look in the SAME direction…

Randarch
Randarch
July 13, 2017 12:23 am

Erica: What do you mean I’m not getting parity???

—–>(Take THAT, ‘superhero’) 🙂

Randarch
Randarch
July 13, 2017 12:36 am

Agent: Erica, step away from the ‘standee’ of Tom, the show’s over honey…

roy-el
roy-el
July 13, 2017 2:33 am

Erica: Will you follow me to Supergirl?

Tom: No. I think I might do a Christmas movie with Dean and a dog.

roy-el
roy-el
July 13, 2017 2:34 am

Erica: I forget, are we in the coffee cafe, restaurant, daily planet or the temple in Egypt? They all look the same.

Don-El
Don-El
July 13, 2017 6:00 am

Clark: Hey, there’s my cousin, Kara.

Lois: Cousin? That’s my daughter!

Clark: Uh-Oh

David Stone
David Stone
July 13, 2017 6:51 am

I’m sorry Tom, even the Supergirl show says you are typecast!

Sven-El
Sven-El
July 13, 2017 10:04 am

Clark: You know, you kind of remind me of my Aunt Alura.
Lois: Way to kill the mood, Smallville.

spidey2878
spidey2878
July 13, 2017 2:19 pm

Erica: Aren’t you suppose to be flying up there?

Tom: Sorry, you know the rules. “No tights, No flights.”

JR1989
JR1989
July 13, 2017 2:46 pm

Lois: I thought you wore glasses Clark

JR1989
JR1989
July 13, 2017 2:50 pm

I like you Clark but the blur is so mysterious

svillar13
svillar13
July 13, 2017 4:45 pm

Tom: What do you mean Erica’s getting cast in Supergirl and not me?!

townsend1938
townsend1938
July 13, 2017 6:57 pm

Lois: Clark did you hear that? I swear I just heard Perry belch!

Clark: Lois I hear everything…not only did he belch he said GREAT Caesars ghost!

jagross0325
jagross0325
July 14, 2017 12:21 pm

Lois: You can’t deport him. He’s an alien not an illegal alien.

jagross0325
jagross0325
July 14, 2017 12:25 pm

Lois: Don’t hurt him. His mother’s name is Martha!

whroberts54
whroberts54
July 14, 2017 1:15 pm

Erica (to the director): “Why can’t he take me flying like they did in the movie?”

Tom (looking away): “Sigh. You know the rules, Erica: No Tights, No Flights”.

mnostl32
mnostl32
July 14, 2017 4:51 pm

What happens when Lana walks in the room!

mnostl32
mnostl32
July 14, 2017 4:52 pm

The moment you realize you left the water running.

mnostl32
mnostl32
July 14, 2017 4:52 pm

Lois: Is that Bruce Wayne?

mnostl32
mnostl32
July 14, 2017 8:01 pm

Are we being filmed?

mnostl32
mnostl32
July 14, 2017 8:03 pm

Erica: It’s ok Tom, I heard they’re making Cheaper by the Dozen 3.
Tom: *sigh*

JasEl
JasEl
July 15, 2017 9:57 am

Clark: This looks like a job for…

Lois: Clark!! There are people around! And you don’t even have a costume, button your shirt!!!

mnostl32
mnostl32
July 17, 2017 4:33 pm

Clark, I have a feeling we’re not in Smallville anymore!
You’re right Lois, we’re in Metropolis.

mnostl32
mnostl32
July 17, 2017 4:34 pm

Erica: Wow, Henry Cavill is cute!
Tom: What!!??!

superherogreight
superherogreight
July 18, 2017 8:43 pm

News flash: Lana Lang has been cured. She no longer has any trace of kryptonite radiation poisoning!!! However, treatment took its toll on Miss Lang as she can only remember her childhood friend, Clark Kent.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
July 19, 2017 3:53 am

The look in HIS face when he gets the squits but has to finish the scene first. And the look in HER face when she notices that he couldn´t hold it anymore.

mnostl32
mnostl32
July 19, 2017 3:36 pm

When your ex walks in the room

spidey2878
spidey2878
July 19, 2017 6:29 pm

Lois: What’s that over there?

Clark: Where? Are we looking in the same direction?

spidey2878
spidey2878
July 19, 2017 6:33 pm

Clark: My Super hearing is picking up the sound of the ice cream truck !

Lois: The ice cream truck? Where?

jagross0325
jagross0325
July 19, 2017 9:21 pm

You mean to tell me Bruce’s mom’s name is Martha too? Oooohh Snap!

mnostl32
mnostl32
July 25, 2017 2:01 am

Ma and Pa are fightin’ again Clarky, better go save the day!