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In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
I better stop drinking these or I’ll be wearing my underwear on the outside.
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Who should I make it out to?
Bingo
Superman: Look I said,’NO AUTOGRAPH!!!’
Lois: Hey careful Superman, that’s my last writing pad!
Now this is how you sign autograph!
“Underwear on the outside”…what a terrible, self hating comment for a Superman fan to make.
More like he’d take his ‘underwear’ off after a few drinks! Trunks conceal husband bulge, Snyder.
(Actually, Superman wouldn’t be influenced by the alcohol at all, so more likely he’d be perfectly fine 😉 )
Superman is asked what he thinks of the New 52 redesign(s).
Superman is asked to read Snyder’s “Justice League” script.
This is really a HOT script for my next movie… not!
Your fingers remind me of sausage… can´t stand… the reflex… have to… grill ´em.
Huh..? “Everyone who reads this is stupid”?! Aaargh…nooo!!!
Underwear – My….
Here…Give my regards to DiDio and Lee!
For the last time!: Follow me on TWITTER!
And so, this reporter proves that the names “DiDio and Lee” cause uncontrollable bursts of heat vision.
“How many of your vision powers can you use at the same time?” is the wrong question to ask when the response is, “I don’t know. Let’s find out.”
DiDio, Lee, and Kalibak in the same sentence?! What sick and disturbed mind slanders Kalibak in that way!!
The Powers That Be show their story ideas for the next 3 DCU movies with decidedly unexpected commentary from Superman.
No. THIS is how you stare a hole through something!
When, “I cant stand to look at this anymore,” takes on an entirely new meaning.
See kid, I CAN look at two different points in space at the same time!
Let’s see Batman do THAT!
Proof that Superman does not find the phrase, “illegal alien,” humorous in any context.
Superman revisits last year’s March Madness bracket with a bit of frustration in his eyes.
And thus, Superman fires his speech writers without uttering a single word.
“Look! Batman’s autograph!”
“Lemme see that…”
“I Knew Lois had a little Black Book!!”
“ok, so sign here, and initial here…never mind!”
lois: you better not try that on my ipad!
Lawyer: Now sign here Superman, show your support for Lex Luthor.
Superman: Never!
Watch it Superman, You nearly took my hand out!
Superman: That story is a lie, I would never join the Legion of Doom!
Lois: Clark how many time do I have to tell you to not used your heat vision for reading?!
“The critics were wrong! BvS was a great movie!”
Superman: Is that a picture of Lana? (Smallville S2E2 Heat)
Dr. Evil’s Son: Dad, I couldn’t get you sharks with laser beams on their foreheads, but I got the next best thing!
Superman: Atom, I told you, get out of here, no one steps on my parade.
Who needs a lobotomy?
Superman: I just had laser eye surgery. Check this out!
Hole-y notepad, Batman!
Rock smashes scissors, paper covers rock, and heat vision burns paper. I win!
“You didn’t see me in the new trailer? I’m right there!” (**evil laugh**)
Frakken typos, grrrr.
Superman: Clark Kent told me you put eyeholes in the paper like this and then hold it in front of your face and no one will ever know its you or that you are spying on them.