July 21, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Hailex:
I better stop drinking these or I’ll be wearing my underwear on the outside.
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Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
July 21, 2016 12:18 am

Who should I make it out to?

roy-el
July 21, 2016 12:19 am

Bingo

July 21, 2016 12:28 am

Superman: Look I said,’NO AUTOGRAPH!!!’

July 21, 2016 12:29 am

Lois: Hey careful Superman, that’s my last writing pad!

July 21, 2016 12:31 am

Now this is how you sign autograph!

Kel
Kel
July 21, 2016 1:43 am

“Underwear on the outside”…what a terrible, self hating comment for a Superman fan to make.

More like he’d take his ‘underwear’ off after a few drinks! Trunks conceal husband bulge, Snyder.

(Actually, Superman wouldn’t be influenced by the alcohol at all, so more likely he’d be perfectly fine 😉 )

Kel
Kel
July 21, 2016 1:44 am

Superman is asked what he thinks of the New 52 redesign(s).

Kel
Kel
July 21, 2016 1:44 am

Superman is asked to read Snyder’s “Justice League” script.

Stefan-El
July 21, 2016 2:42 am

This is really a HOT script for my next movie… not!

Stefan-El
July 21, 2016 2:46 am

Your fingers remind me of sausage… can´t stand… the reflex… have to… grill ´em.

Stefan-El
July 21, 2016 3:00 am

Huh..? “Everyone who reads this is stupid”?! Aaargh…nooo!!!

jer2
July 21, 2016 6:17 am

Underwear – My….

Here…Give my regards to DiDio and Lee!

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:03 am

For the last time!: Follow me on TWITTER!

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:07 am

And so, this reporter proves that the names “DiDio and Lee” cause uncontrollable bursts of heat vision.

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:16 am

“How many of your vision powers can you use at the same time?” is the wrong question to ask when the response is, “I don’t know. Let’s find out.”

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:29 am

DiDio, Lee, and Kalibak in the same sentence?! What sick and disturbed mind slanders Kalibak in that way!!

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:33 am

The Powers That Be show their story ideas for the next 3 DCU movies with decidedly unexpected commentary from Superman.

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:35 am

No. THIS is how you stare a hole through something!

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:36 am

When, “I cant stand to look at this anymore,” takes on an entirely new meaning.

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:39 am

See kid, I CAN look at two different points in space at the same time!

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:39 am

Let’s see Batman do THAT!

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:41 am

Proof that Superman does not find the phrase, “illegal alien,” humorous in any context.

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:44 am

Superman revisits last year’s March Madness bracket with a bit of frustration in his eyes.

lemarjones
July 21, 2016 10:45 am

And thus, Superman fires his speech writers without uttering a single word.

July 21, 2016 1:00 pm

“Look! Batman’s autograph!”
“Lemme see that…”

July 21, 2016 2:05 pm

“I Knew Lois had a little Black Book!!”

superhero
July 21, 2016 6:28 pm

“ok, so sign here, and initial here…never mind!”

superhero
July 21, 2016 6:31 pm

lois: you better not try that on my ipad!

July 21, 2016 6:59 pm

Lawyer: Now sign here Superman, show your support for Lex Luthor.
Superman: Never!

July 21, 2016 7:00 pm

Watch it Superman, You nearly took my hand out!

July 21, 2016 7:03 pm

Superman: That story is a lie, I would never join the Legion of Doom!

July 21, 2016 7:07 pm

Lois: Clark how many time do I have to tell you to not used your heat vision for reading?!

johnny
July 21, 2016 9:05 pm

“The critics were wrong! BvS was a great movie!”

mnostl32
July 22, 2016 5:12 pm

Superman: Is that a picture of Lana? (Smallville S2E2 Heat)

mnostl32
July 22, 2016 5:13 pm

Dr. Evil’s Son: Dad, I couldn’t get you sharks with laser beams on their foreheads, but I got the next best thing!

mnostl32
July 22, 2016 5:28 pm

Superman: Atom, I told you, get out of here, no one steps on my parade.

mnostl32
July 22, 2016 8:09 pm

Who needs a lobotomy?

mnostl32
July 22, 2016 8:13 pm

Superman: I just had laser eye surgery. Check this out!

docreeler
July 22, 2016 8:52 pm

Hole-y notepad, Batman!

docreeler
July 24, 2016 6:45 pm

Rock smashes scissors, paper covers rock, and heat vision burns paper. I win!

mnostl32
July 24, 2016 9:47 pm

“You didn’t see me in the new trailer? I’m right there!” (**evil laugh**)

New Roosterman
July 25, 2016 4:44 am

Frakken typos, grrrr.

jagross0325
July 26, 2016 6:02 pm

Superman: Clark Kent told me you put eyeholes in the paper like this and then hold it in front of your face and no one will ever know its you or that you are spying on them.