July 21, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Hailex:
I better stop drinking these or I’ll be wearing my underwear on the outside.
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Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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roy-el
Member

Who should I make it out to?

roy-el
Member

Bingo

Reaganfan
Member

Superman: Look I said,’NO AUTOGRAPH!!!’

Reaganfan
Member

Lois: Hey careful Superman, that’s my last writing pad!

Reaganfan
Member

Now this is how you sign autograph!

Kel
Member

“Underwear on the outside”…what a terrible, self hating comment for a Superman fan to make.

More like he’d take his ‘underwear’ off after a few drinks! Trunks conceal husband bulge, Snyder.

(Actually, Superman wouldn’t be influenced by the alcohol at all, so more likely he’d be perfectly fine ;) )

Kel
Member

Superman is asked what he thinks of the New 52 redesign(s).

Kel
Member

Superman is asked to read Snyder’s “Justice League” script.

Stefan-El
Member

This is really a HOT script for my next movie… not!

Stefan-El
Member

Your fingers remind me of sausage… can´t stand… the reflex… have to… grill ´em.

Stefan-El
Member

Huh..? “Everyone who reads this is stupid”?! Aaargh…nooo!!!

jer2
Member

Underwear – My….

Here…Give my regards to DiDio and Lee!

lemarjones
Member

For the last time!: Follow me on TWITTER!

lemarjones
Member

And so, this reporter proves that the names “DiDio and Lee” cause uncontrollable bursts of heat vision.

lemarjones
Member

“How many of your vision powers can you use at the same time?” is the wrong question to ask when the response is, “I don’t know. Let’s find out.”

lemarjones
Member

DiDio, Lee, and Kalibak in the same sentence?! What sick and disturbed mind slanders Kalibak in that way!!

lemarjones
Member

The Powers That Be show their story ideas for the next 3 DCU movies with decidedly unexpected commentary from Superman.

lemarjones
Member

No. THIS is how you stare a hole through something!

lemarjones
Member

When, “I cant stand to look at this anymore,” takes on an entirely new meaning.

lemarjones
Member

See kid, I CAN look at two different points in space at the same time!

lemarjones
Member

Let’s see Batman do THAT!

lemarjones
Member

Proof that Superman does not find the phrase, “illegal alien,” humorous in any context.

lemarjones
Member

Superman revisits last year’s March Madness bracket with a bit of frustration in his eyes.

lemarjones
Member

And thus, Superman fires his speech writers without uttering a single word.

Supes89
Guest

“Look! Batman’s autograph!”
“Lemme see that…”

Rickyb574
Guest

“I Knew Lois had a little Black Book!!”

superhero
Member

“ok, so sign here, and initial here…never mind!”

superhero
Member

lois: you better not try that on my ipad!

Reaganfan
Member

Lawyer: Now sign here Superman, show your support for Lex Luthor.
Superman: Never!

Reaganfan
Member

Watch it Superman, You nearly took my hand out!

Reaganfan
Member

Superman: That story is a lie, I would never join the Legion of Doom!

Reaganfan
Member

Lois: Clark how many time do I have to tell you to not used your heat vision for reading?!

johnny
Member

“The critics were wrong! BvS was a great movie!”

mnostl32
Member

Superman: Is that a picture of Lana? (Smallville S2E2 Heat)

mnostl32
Member

Dr. Evil’s Son: Dad, I couldn’t get you sharks with laser beams on their foreheads, but I got the next best thing!

mnostl32
Member

Superman: Atom, I told you, get out of here, no one steps on my parade.

mnostl32
Member

Who needs a lobotomy?

mnostl32
Member

Superman: I just had laser eye surgery. Check this out!

docreeler
Member

Hole-y notepad, Batman!

docreeler
Member

Rock smashes scissors, paper covers rock, and heat vision burns paper. I win!

mnostl32
Member

“You didn’t see me in the new trailer? I’m right there!” (**evil laugh**)

New Roosterman
Guest

Frakken typos, grrrr.

jagross0325
Member

Superman: Clark Kent told me you put eyeholes in the paper like this and then hold it in front of your face and no one will ever know its you or that you are spying on them.