August 25, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Angelus0018:
I never thought it was a big deal, even Batman was doing it, then one day he shows up and his underwear is on the inside so…
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Thom-As
Guest

Do you solemnly swear to faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and to the best of your ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States?

Superman: “Murica!”

Thom-As
Guest

I guess I won’t have to renounce my citizenship now.

neal bailey
Editor

“Okay, ma’am. I have X-Ray vision, so I’ll make you a deal. I won’t tell the world you’re wearing depends if you don’t tell them I’m swearing in to the presidency on a trade paperback of Civil War II. High five if you agree.”

*SMACK!*

neal bailey
Editor

“So anyway, I caught him stealing forty cakes. Forty. And that’s terrible. All right, baby. Time to SUPER PRESIDENT THIS THING. Oath me up, Ginsburg.”

Krypton1701
Member

I solemnly swear I am up to no good…

Kal-Elvis
Member

Shows picture to everyone:

Yeah, you bet your sweet butt you’d vote for that – trunks and all! :D

roy-el
Member

Even Superman realizes that he must himself become president to defeat the evil Trump and Clinton.

Clarkel
Guest

Wow, another anti-trunks “joke” wins the caption… Very self hating on behalf of Superman fans, in my opinion. Sad.

This week’s pic: Superman’s face looks mega intense over being sworn in for some reason…. He must really love his country.

Clarkel
Guest

Superman: “Just call me Donald Trunks, because now that I’m president, it’s time to #MakeDCGreatAgain”.

Clarkel
Guest

Superman: “Reagan, when did you get an earring?”

Hailex
Member

…So help me Rao

Randarch
Member

Good one, Hailex! :)

approuty
Member

Superman, the first elected alien president!

Superman: I swear that superhero trunks shall return!

MattComics
Member

Trumpkins wept as they realized their guns were truly useless now.

mnostl32
Member

So then she said, “Let’s high five and you’re president”

dfgm82
Guest

I swear from now on I will only fight monsters and bad guys in abandoned or uninhabited areas of the city, or after business hours.

dfgm82
Guest

I swear I will not kill anyone… directly.

dfgm82
Guest

What a great book! Love Moses’ back story!

Clarkel
Guest

Haha! This is my favorite so far…

Chiptooth
Member

…thus, by MASSIVE write-in vote, the American people chose a President known for getting the better of both follicly-challenged millionaires who like to put their names on everything, AND beings who interact with other cultures yet have a penchant for causing computer problems.

Chiptooth
Member

I forgot to add “and who ALWAYS come back no matter what” at the end…I do want to be balanced, after all.

superhero
Member

“i solemnly swear i’ll present my birth certificate…”

Reaganfan
Member

To the best of my ability I will fight for truth, justice and the American way, so help me God.

Clarkel
Guest

Truth be told, joking aside, THIS ^^ is what Superman would actually say! :-D

Reaganfan
Member

Superman: I Clark Kent do solemnly swear…
Judge: Wait you’re Clark Kent?!

superhero
Member

yes ma’am, i like pink very much…

Reaganfan
Member

Superman: ask not, what this country can do for you…
Judge:Sorry that quote is taken.
Superman: With Malice towards none…
Judge: Sorry that quote is taken.
Superman: We have every right to dream a heroic dream…
Judge: Sorry that quote is taken.
Superman: It’s not easy to be a hero,but I hope I can save you all from the troubles you may have.
Judge: Never heard that before!

superhero
Member

judge: pardon my timing, but i just have to ask…Hanes or Fruit of the Loom?”

superhero
Member

superman: i love your spit curl!

superhero
Member

superman: ya know it wouldn’t kill you to smile

superhero
Member

superman: can you see anything in my batcave?

superhero
Member

judge: you have a little something on your teeth

superhero
Member

A Justice and the American Way.

superhero
Member

psst. you have a bat in the cave…

superhero
Member

“So help Me, Me”

superhero
Member

“So help me Zo….ahh, you almost got me!”

MattComics
Member

Stronger together. Hey, my family used it first.

superhero
Member

(from my dad) Justice: a League of His Own

superhero
Member

clark and martha kent’s caricature sketch from the smallville carnival

JohnHenryIronsGal
Guest

“Oh… is this a Bible? Last night I discovered that my people worshipped a sun god named Rao, so that’s what I’m into now. Do you mind making accomodations for my new beliefs?”

Angelus0018
Member

“hey big guy, sun’s getting real low”
Superman: “ummm, ooookkaaaayy?, Wrong universe”

RalphTurano
Member

Thanks for returning my book… I… I feel I must slowly high five you now.

mnostl32
Member

As they renewed their vows, Clarked thought to himself, “Lois never did quite age as I thought”

RalphTurano
Member

Excellent.

mnostl32
Member

“You wanna try some of Grannys Peach Tea son?”

mnostl32
Member

Clark never could get his library card renewed at the Smallville Library after his 5 year absence

johnny
Member

Will you stand for truth, justice, and the American way?
I will

johnny
Member

Thank God, you’re not Donald Trump

johnny
Member

We are in good hands with you being our commander and chief

Sferas
Guest

What do you mean that Clinton and Trump eloped and nominated me?

Clarkel
Guest

Here on behalf of Donald Trump is Superman — Hillary keeps killing all of her competition, but the caped kryptonian is bulletproof. The Man Of Steel’s team up with Teflon Don is a nightmare for america hating scum like Lex Luthor and Hillary Clinton.

Clarkel
Guest

Hillary may have had DNC staffer Seth Rich shot 4 times in the back for email leaks, but it will take more than bullets to bring down a Man Of Steel presidency.

aCstudent
Guest

I swear to uphold Justice and the American Way. Also Truth, except if Lois asks if she looks fat.

JhnJhnsn2002
Member

“. . . and I solemnly swear that, after Hillary Clinton / Donald Trump is sworn tomorrow, I will use all of my powers to secretly protect this country and the world from the consequences of her/ his obvious incompetence. ”

(Read it whichever way you like and let’s all stay friends)

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