August 25, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.


Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

I never thought it was a big deal, even Batman was doing it, then one day he shows up and his underwear is on the inside so…
Previous Caption Contest

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August 25, 2016 12:28 am

Do you solemnly swear to faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and to the best of your ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States?

Superman: “Murica!”

August 25, 2016 12:32 am

I guess I won’t have to renounce my citizenship now.

neal bailey
August 25, 2016 12:46 am

“Okay, ma’am. I have X-Ray vision, so I’ll make you a deal. I won’t tell the world you’re wearing depends if you don’t tell them I’m swearing in to the presidency on a trade paperback of Civil War II. High five if you agree.”


neal bailey
August 25, 2016 12:48 am

“So anyway, I caught him stealing forty cakes. Forty. And that’s terrible. All right, baby. Time to SUPER PRESIDENT THIS THING. Oath me up, Ginsburg.”

August 25, 2016 1:09 am

I solemnly swear I am up to no good…

August 25, 2016 2:10 am

Shows picture to everyone:

Yeah, you bet your sweet butt you’d vote for that – trunks and all! 😀

August 25, 2016 2:16 am

Even Superman realizes that he must himself become president to defeat the evil Trump and Clinton.

August 25, 2016 3:43 am

Wow, another anti-trunks “joke” wins the caption… Very self hating on behalf of Superman fans, in my opinion. Sad.

This week’s pic: Superman’s face looks mega intense over being sworn in for some reason…. He must really love his country.

August 25, 2016 3:46 am

Superman: “Just call me Donald Trunks, because now that I’m president, it’s time to #MakeDCGreatAgain”.

August 25, 2016 3:47 am

Superman: “Reagan, when did you get an earring?”

August 25, 2016 5:40 am

…So help me Rao

September 6, 2016 2:25 pm
Reply to  Hailex

Good one, Hailex! 🙂

August 25, 2016 6:19 am

Superman, the first elected alien president!

Superman: I swear that superhero trunks shall return!

August 25, 2016 7:45 am

Trumpkins wept as they realized their guns were truly useless now.

August 25, 2016 11:22 am

So then she said, “Let’s high five and you’re president”

August 25, 2016 3:56 pm

I swear from now on I will only fight monsters and bad guys in abandoned or uninhabited areas of the city, or after business hours.

August 25, 2016 3:58 pm

I swear I will not kill anyone… directly.

August 25, 2016 4:01 pm

What a great book! Love Moses’ back story!

August 26, 2016 12:11 am
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Haha! This is my favorite so far…

August 25, 2016 4:57 pm

…thus, by MASSIVE write-in vote, the American people chose a President known for getting the better of both follicly-challenged millionaires who like to put their names on everything, AND beings who interact with other cultures yet have a penchant for causing computer problems.

August 25, 2016 5:07 pm

I forgot to add “and who ALWAYS come back no matter what” at the end…I do want to be balanced, after all.

August 25, 2016 5:20 pm

“i solemnly swear i’ll present my birth certificate…”

August 25, 2016 5:21 pm

To the best of my ability I will fight for truth, justice and the American way, so help me God.

August 26, 2016 12:12 am
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Truth be told, joking aside, THIS ^^ is what Superman would actually say! 😀

August 25, 2016 5:24 pm

Superman: I Clark Kent do solemnly swear…
Judge: Wait you’re Clark Kent?!

August 25, 2016 5:29 pm

yes ma’am, i like pink very much…

August 25, 2016 5:38 pm

Superman: ask not, what this country can do for you…
Judge:Sorry that quote is taken.
Superman: With Malice towards none…
Judge: Sorry that quote is taken.
Superman: We have every right to dream a heroic dream…
Judge: Sorry that quote is taken.
Superman: It’s not easy to be a hero,but I hope I can save you all from the troubles you may have.
Judge: Never heard that before!

August 25, 2016 5:40 pm

judge: pardon my timing, but i just have to ask…Hanes or Fruit of the Loom?”

August 25, 2016 5:42 pm

superman: i love your spit curl!

August 25, 2016 5:43 pm

superman: ya know it wouldn’t kill you to smile

August 25, 2016 5:43 pm

superman: can you see anything in my batcave?

August 25, 2016 5:44 pm

judge: you have a little something on your teeth

August 25, 2016 5:51 pm

A Justice and the American Way.

August 25, 2016 5:55 pm

psst. you have a bat in the cave…

August 25, 2016 6:10 pm

“So help Me, Me”

August 25, 2016 6:13 pm

“So help me Zo….ahh, you almost got me!”

August 25, 2016 6:37 pm

Stronger together. Hey, my family used it first.

August 25, 2016 7:20 pm

(from my dad) Justice: a League of His Own

August 25, 2016 7:24 pm

clark and martha kent’s caricature sketch from the smallville carnival

August 26, 2016 12:18 am

“Oh… is this a Bible? Last night I discovered that my people worshipped a sun god named Rao, so that’s what I’m into now. Do you mind making accomodations for my new beliefs?”

August 26, 2016 9:52 am

“hey big guy, sun’s getting real low”
Superman: “ummm, ooookkaaaayy?, Wrong universe”

August 26, 2016 10:57 am

Thanks for returning my book… I… I feel I must slowly high five you now.

August 26, 2016 8:38 pm

As they renewed their vows, Clarked thought to himself, “Lois never did quite age as I thought”

August 27, 2016 1:09 pm
Reply to  mnostl32


August 26, 2016 8:41 pm

“You wanna try some of Grannys Peach Tea son?”

August 26, 2016 8:42 pm

Clark never could get his library card renewed at the Smallville Library after his 5 year absence

August 27, 2016 9:34 am

Will you stand for truth, justice, and the American way?
I will

August 27, 2016 9:35 am

Thank God, you’re not Donald Trump

August 27, 2016 9:35 am

We are in good hands with you being our commander and chief

August 27, 2016 12:13 pm

What do you mean that Clinton and Trump eloped and nominated me?

August 28, 2016 1:07 am

Here on behalf of Donald Trump is Superman — Hillary keeps killing all of her competition, but the caped kryptonian is bulletproof. The Man Of Steel’s team up with Teflon Don is a nightmare for america hating scum like Lex Luthor and Hillary Clinton.

August 28, 2016 1:15 am

Hillary may have had DNC staffer Seth Rich shot 4 times in the back for email leaks, but it will take more than bullets to bring down a Man Of Steel presidency.

August 28, 2016 9:03 am

I swear to uphold Justice and the American Way. Also Truth, except if Lois asks if she looks fat.

September 4, 2016 3:05 pm

“. . . and I solemnly swear that, after Hillary Clinton / Donald Trump is sworn tomorrow, I will use all of my powers to secretly protect this country and the world from the consequences of her/ his obvious incompetence. ”

(Read it whichever way you like and let’s all stay friends)