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Couldn’t get loan to start a cafe, so my plan b was being a superhero
Melissa: How you like playing Superman?
Tyler: I don’t know, cool I guess
Superman: What’s the odd of having my own show?
Supergirl: one in 3 chances.
Tyler: If Supergirl has a red skirt, why can’t Superman have his red short on the outside like the past shows?
Superman: Kara is there a way you can get me to team up with Green Arrow and the Flash?
Kara: You know Lucy and Vasquez freed Maxima when Myriad was activated.
Kal: What? And you’re just telling me now?
Kara: Relax Kal, I kicked her ass and locked her back up.
Kal: Don’t scare me like that Kara!
Speeding ticket? You must have mistook me for The Flash.
Hmm, you’re right! I could’ve attached the cape to my collar instead of my pecks.
not to shabby..EH?!
I never thought it was a big deal, even Batman was doing it, then one day he shows up and his underwear is on the inside so …
So Tyler, what do u REALLY think of the suit?
Supergirl: So, The Fonz really is Superman?
Superman/Fonzie: Aaaayyyyy!
Superman: Does my bum look big in this?
“So, it accidently caused all of his hair to fall out…
Who knew?”
Kara: Oh come on Kal the suit looks good.
Kal: I suppose but it’s a little tight.
Kara: Well they don’t call them tights for nothing.
Kara: “So… after ALL that you both have the same mother’s name — Martha — and now you’re friends?”
Superman: “I know, stupid, right?!”
Superman: “Why does everyone keep asking about the cape?!!!!”
Superman: “I don’t understand the whole new 52 / Convergence thing either.”
Kara: “Let’s start with the big question – where did you go?”
Superman: “Disney World.”
Hey Rob, I laughed at that one. Thanks for the smile 🙂
Neither Kara nor Kal could properly explain Superman’s absence from season one.
Kara: “Welcome to the planet.”
Crisis on Earth-CW
Kara: “By the way, thanks for not being around the 37 times I needed you in Season One!”
Superman: “Wow, glad you’re not bitter.”
Tyler: “Well, one of us has to go home and change. We can’t both wear this outfit.”
Kara: “At the fortress.. About those videos…”
Superman: “Those aren’t mine! I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Kara: Have you proposed to Lois yet?
How cool is this: I’m really ten years older than you, Kal!
It’s crazy right, Bruce is a kid in Gotham
Superman: So Cottonelle said use their toliet paper and go commando. I figured hey why not. Haven’t wore the red trunks since.
I don’t know… I guess they just make me feel like my shoulders are a little less vulnerable, you know?
Superman : I don’t know how Flash does it without 121 Jigawatts. He does generate lightning just saying…
Superman : Usually I just spin the earth backwards.
Kara: No, Clark, i don’t think Bruce would be jelly that you’re helping change the tire on Diana’s jet…just don’t rub it in!
Kara: that big, huh? take some Anacin and it’s gone!
Clark: i once caught a Fish THIS BIG…
Kara: Not the Mooney story again…
Kara: what happened to the curl?
Kal: you know, I’m not sure. When they animate me it’s there, when I’m not animated it’s not there.
Supergirl *sniffs*: Was that you?
Superman: Mmmmmm, maybe!
“Honestly Kara…I don’t know what the belt’s for either!”
So I says to them, I says “Eh…”
So then Trump says that he wants me to build a Wall in Space to keep Aliens out and I say “What do you think I am??”
“Did he say ‘because I’m Batman’ and storm off? That’s how he ends all arguments…”
Kara: “Why do fart jokes always win the caption contest?”
Kal: “I dunno but here’s another.”
Superman, “Kiera, Kara, whatever.”
Superman: “Kiera, Kara, whatever.”
Hey, I HAD the trunks there to cover the bulge but NOOOOO!
^^ this is gold….red trunks are definitely needed here
The buckle is actually my cellphone. I can stream movies from Thanagar with this thing!
“Yeah, it’s a little lame, but the best I could do with a budget of four dollars and twelve cents.”
Superman: Heard there was a radio show about me each week, when is it on?
Supergirl: Tuesday night at 7:30p.m Pacific time.
Supergirl: If I make a wish, will you make it come true?
Superman: Hmm I could try.
Melissa: Bud,Kirk,George,Christopher,Dean,Brandon,Tim,Tom, or Henry. Who play Superman the best.
Tyler: Umm me?
Supergirl: Do you notice Batman got more video games then you?
Superman: Yeah, well at least I got more TV shows then him!
Melissa: What’s bugging you?
Tyler: I’m already getting hate mail and I haven’t even appeared on your show yet!
Melissa: “Relax already. Who cares what everyone else says?”
Tyler: “The neighbor kids are already making fun of me as “the guy who only gets to play Superman twice.”
“There’s no red trunks, but at least I’m not directed by Zack Snyder this time, and that’s a step in the right direction, right?”
Melissa: I told you million times, Tyler, I’m not recreating that Crisis on Infinite Earth’s cover with you.
Supergirl: Wait! You ditched the red undies for gold capelinks
Superman: Meh
” I know we’re technically cousins, but…what if I put my glasses on?”
Kal: You had a foot race with the Flash and you didn’t invite me?
Kara: How’d you find out about that?
Kal: Winn told me, after he told me about what a great guy Barry is.
So I says to him, “Martha!” And he totally backs off.