August 11, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Supes89:
“Look! Batman’s autograph!”
“Lemme see that…”
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Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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Andrew
August 11, 2016 1:04 am

Couldn’t get loan to start a cafe, so my plan b was being a superhero

August 11, 2016 1:20 am

Melissa: How you like playing Superman?
Tyler: I don’t know, cool I guess

August 11, 2016 1:23 am

Superman: What’s the odd of having my own show?
Supergirl: one in 3 chances.

August 11, 2016 1:25 am

Tyler: If Supergirl has a red skirt, why can’t Superman have his red short on the outside like the past shows?

August 11, 2016 1:28 am

Superman: Kara is there a way you can get me to team up with Green Arrow and the Flash?

Marysocontrary
August 11, 2016 1:47 am

Kara: You know Lucy and Vasquez freed Maxima when Myriad was activated.
Kal: What? And you’re just telling me now?
Kara: Relax Kal, I kicked her ass and locked her back up.
Kal: Don’t scare me like that Kara!

Kal-Ed
August 11, 2016 3:09 am

Speeding ticket? You must have mistook me for The Flash.

MattComics
August 11, 2016 7:29 am

Hmm, you’re right! I could’ve attached the cape to my collar instead of my pecks.

billykent1972
August 11, 2016 10:53 am

not to shabby..EH?!

Angelus0018
August 11, 2016 11:01 am

I never thought it was a big deal, even Batman was doing it, then one day he shows up and his underwear is on the inside so …

Supreme
August 11, 2016 11:01 am

So Tyler, what do u REALLY think of the suit?

August 11, 2016 12:15 pm

Supergirl: So, The Fonz really is Superman?
Superman/Fonzie: Aaaayyyyy!

mindhavens
August 11, 2016 12:48 pm

Superman: Does my bum look big in this?

Randarch
August 11, 2016 1:34 pm

“So, it accidently caused all of his hair to fall out…
Who knew?”

townsend1938
August 11, 2016 2:05 pm

Kara: Oh come on Kal the suit looks good.

Kal: I suppose but it’s a little tight.

Kara: Well they don’t call them tights for nothing.

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:12 pm

Kara: “So… after ALL that you both have the same mother’s name — Martha — and now you’re friends?”

Superman: “I know, stupid, right?!”

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:13 pm

Superman: “Why does everyone keep asking about the cape?!!!!”

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:14 pm

Superman: “I don’t understand the whole new 52 / Convergence thing either.”

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:15 pm

Kara: “Let’s start with the big question – where did you go?”

Superman: “Disney World.”

Randarch
August 11, 2016 2:18 pm
Reply to  robertgillis

Hey Rob, I laughed at that one. Thanks for the smile 🙂

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:16 pm

Neither Kara nor Kal could properly explain Superman’s absence from season one.

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:16 pm

Kara: “Welcome to the planet.”

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:19 pm

Crisis on Earth-CW

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:21 pm

Kara: “By the way, thanks for not being around the 37 times I needed you in Season One!”

Superman: “Wow, glad you’re not bitter.”

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:22 pm

Tyler: “Well, one of us has to go home and change. We can’t both wear this outfit.”

robertgillis
August 11, 2016 2:23 pm

Kara: “At the fortress.. About those videos…”

Superman: “Those aren’t mine! I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

August 11, 2016 6:59 pm

Kara: Have you proposed to Lois yet?

pachycruz
August 11, 2016 7:15 pm

How cool is this: I’m really ten years older than you, Kal!

Hailex
August 11, 2016 7:54 pm

It’s crazy right, Bruce is a kid in Gotham

jagross0325
August 11, 2016 8:13 pm

Superman: So Cottonelle said use their toliet paper and go commando. I figured hey why not. Haven’t wore the red trunks since.

RalphTurano
August 11, 2016 8:17 pm

I don’t know… I guess they just make me feel like my shoulders are a little less vulnerable, you know?

jagross0325
August 11, 2016 8:19 pm

Superman : I don’t know how Flash does it without 121 Jigawatts. He does generate lightning just saying…

jagross0325
August 11, 2016 8:21 pm

Superman : Usually I just spin the earth backwards.

superhero
August 11, 2016 8:27 pm

Kara: No, Clark, i don’t think Bruce would be jelly that you’re helping change the tire on Diana’s jet…just don’t rub it in!

superhero
August 11, 2016 8:31 pm

Kara: that big, huh? take some Anacin and it’s gone!

superhero
August 11, 2016 8:37 pm

Clark: i once caught a Fish THIS BIG…

Kara: Not the Mooney story again…

roy-el
August 12, 2016 9:36 am

Kara: what happened to the curl?

Kal: you know, I’m not sure. When they animate me it’s there, when I’m not animated it’s not there.

mnostl32
August 12, 2016 11:05 am

Supergirl *sniffs*: Was that you?
Superman: Mmmmmm, maybe!

August 12, 2016 11:28 am

“Honestly Kara…I don’t know what the belt’s for either!”

Hollywood
August 12, 2016 4:16 pm

So I says to them, I says “Eh…”

Hailex
August 12, 2016 6:04 pm

So then Trump says that he wants me to build a Wall in Space to keep Aliens out and I say “What do you think I am??”

August 12, 2016 7:48 pm

“Did he say ‘because I’m Batman’ and storm off? That’s how he ends all arguments…”

robertgillis
August 13, 2016 10:45 am

Kara: “Why do fart jokes always win the caption contest?”
Kal: “I dunno but here’s another.”

robertgillis
August 13, 2016 10:45 am

Superman, “Kiera, Kara, whatever.”

robertgillis
August 13, 2016 10:45 am

Superman: “Kiera, Kara, whatever.”

MattComics
August 13, 2016 12:05 pm

Hey, I HAD the trunks there to cover the bulge but NOOOOO!

August 15, 2016 10:45 pm
Reply to  MattComics

^^ this is gold….red trunks are definitely needed here

MattComics
August 13, 2016 12:52 pm

The buckle is actually my cellphone. I can stream movies from Thanagar with this thing!

August 13, 2016 7:24 pm

“Yeah, it’s a little lame, but the best I could do with a budget of four dollars and twelve cents.”

August 14, 2016 5:52 pm

Superman: Heard there was a radio show about me each week, when is it on?
Supergirl: Tuesday night at 7:30p.m Pacific time.

August 14, 2016 5:55 pm

Supergirl: If I make a wish, will you make it come true?
Superman: Hmm I could try.

August 14, 2016 6:02 pm

Melissa: Bud,Kirk,George,Christopher,Dean,Brandon,Tim,Tom, or Henry. Who play Superman the best.
Tyler: Umm me?

August 14, 2016 6:05 pm

Supergirl: Do you notice Batman got more video games then you?
Superman: Yeah, well at least I got more TV shows then him!

whroberts54
August 15, 2016 8:08 pm

Melissa: What’s bugging you?
Tyler: I’m already getting hate mail and I haven’t even appeared on your show yet!

whroberts54
August 15, 2016 8:13 pm

Melissa: “Relax already. Who cares what everyone else says?”
Tyler: “The neighbor kids are already making fun of me as “the guy who only gets to play Superman twice.”

August 15, 2016 10:37 pm

“There’s no red trunks, but at least I’m not directed by Zack Snyder this time, and that’s a step in the right direction, right?”

Sven-El
August 15, 2016 11:07 pm

Melissa: I told you million times, Tyler, I’m not recreating that Crisis on Infinite Earth’s cover with you.

August 15, 2016 11:25 pm

Supergirl: Wait! You ditched the red undies for gold capelinks
Superman: Meh

August 16, 2016 11:29 am

” I know we’re technically cousins, but…what if I put my glasses on?”

Marysocontrary
August 18, 2016 2:53 am

Kal: You had a foot race with the Flash and you didn’t invite me?
Kara: How’d you find out about that?
Kal: Winn told me, after he told me about what a great guy Barry is.

August 20, 2016 8:24 am

So I says to him, “Martha!” And he totally backs off.