August 11, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Supes89:
“Look! Batman’s autograph!”
“Lemme see that…”
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Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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Andrew
Guest

Couldn’t get loan to start a cafe, so my plan b was being a superhero

Reaganfan
Member

Melissa: How you like playing Superman?
Tyler: I don’t know, cool I guess

Reaganfan
Member

Superman: What’s the odd of having my own show?
Supergirl: one in 3 chances.

Reaganfan
Member

Tyler: If Supergirl has a red skirt, why can’t Superman have his red short on the outside like the past shows?

Reaganfan
Member

Superman: Kara is there a way you can get me to team up with Green Arrow and the Flash?

Marysocontrary
Member

Kara: You know Lucy and Vasquez freed Maxima when Myriad was activated.
Kal: What? And you’re just telling me now?
Kara: Relax Kal, I kicked her ass and locked her back up.
Kal: Don’t scare me like that Kara!

Kal-Ed
Member

Speeding ticket? You must have mistook me for The Flash.

MattComics
Member

Hmm, you’re right! I could’ve attached the cape to my collar instead of my pecks.

billykent1972
Member

not to shabby..EH?!

Angelus0018
Member

I never thought it was a big deal, even Batman was doing it, then one day he shows up and his underwear is on the inside so …

Supreme
Member

So Tyler, what do u REALLY think of the suit?

jbisam
Guest

Supergirl: So, The Fonz really is Superman?
Superman/Fonzie: Aaaayyyyy!

mindhavens
Member

Superman: Does my bum look big in this?

Randarch
Member

“So, it accidently caused all of his hair to fall out…
Who knew?”

BigNate1982
Guest

Kara: Oh come on Kal the suit looks good.

Kal: I suppose but it’s a little tight.

Kara: Well they don’t call them tights for nothing.

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “So… after ALL that you both have the same mother’s name — Martha — and now you’re friends?”

Superman: “I know, stupid, right?!”

robertgillis
Member

Superman: “Why does everyone keep asking about the cape?!!!!”

robertgillis
Member

Superman: “I don’t understand the whole new 52 / Convergence thing either.”

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “Let’s start with the big question – where did you go?”

Superman: “Disney World.”

Randarch
Member

Hey Rob, I laughed at that one. Thanks for the smile :)

robertgillis
Member

Neither Kara nor Kal could properly explain Superman’s absence from season one.

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “Welcome to the planet.”

robertgillis
Member

Crisis on Earth-CW

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “By the way, thanks for not being around the 37 times I needed you in Season One!”

Superman: “Wow, glad you’re not bitter.”

robertgillis
Member

Tyler: “Well, one of us has to go home and change. We can’t both wear this outfit.”

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “At the fortress.. About those videos…”

Superman: “Those aren’t mine! I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

bobl69
Guest

Kara: Have you proposed to Lois yet?

pachycruz
Member

How cool is this: I’m really ten years older than you, Kal!

Hailex
Member

It’s crazy right, Bruce is a kid in Gotham

jagross0325
Member

Superman: So Cottonelle said use their toliet paper and go commando. I figured hey why not. Haven’t wore the red trunks since.

RalphTurano
Member

I don’t know… I guess they just make me feel like my shoulders are a little less vulnerable, you know?

jagross0325
Member

Superman : I don’t know how Flash does it without 121 Jigawatts. He does generate lightning just saying…

jagross0325
Member

Superman : Usually I just spin the earth backwards.

superhero
Member

Kara: No, Clark, i don’t think Bruce would be jelly that you’re helping change the tire on Diana’s jet…just don’t rub it in!

superhero
Member

Kara: that big, huh? take some Anacin and it’s gone!

superhero
Member

Clark: i once caught a Fish THIS BIG…

Kara: Not the Mooney story again…

roy-el
Member

Kara: what happened to the curl?

Kal: you know, I’m not sure. When they animate me it’s there, when I’m not animated it’s not there.

mnostl32
Member

Supergirl *sniffs*: Was that you?
Superman: Mmmmmm, maybe!

chris.elliott1978
Guest

“Honestly Kara…I don’t know what the belt’s for either!”

Hollywood
Member

So I says to them, I says “Eh…”

Hailex
Member

So then Trump says that he wants me to build a Wall in Space to keep Aliens out and I say “What do you think I am??”

SuperDaveRT
Guest

“Did he say ‘because I’m Batman’ and storm off? That’s how he ends all arguments…”

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “Why do fart jokes always win the caption contest?”
Kal: “I dunno but here’s another.”

robertgillis
Member

Superman, “Kiera, Kara, whatever.”

robertgillis
Member

Superman: “Kiera, Kara, whatever.”

MattComics
Member

Hey, I HAD the trunks there to cover the bulge but NOOOOO!

Clarkel
Guest

^^ this is gold….red trunks are definitely needed here

MattComics
Member

The buckle is actually my cellphone. I can stream movies from Thanagar with this thing!

Steve1960
Guest

“Yeah, it’s a little lame, but the best I could do with a budget of four dollars and twelve cents.”

Reaganfan
Member

Superman: Heard there was a radio show about me each week, when is it on?
Supergirl: Tuesday night at 7:30p.m Pacific time.

Reaganfan
Member

Supergirl: If I make a wish, will you make it come true?
Superman: Hmm I could try.

Reaganfan
Member

Melissa: Bud,Kirk,George,Christopher,Dean,Brandon,Tim,Tom, or Henry. Who play Superman the best.
Tyler: Umm me?

Reaganfan
Member

Supergirl: Do you notice Batman got more video games then you?
Superman: Yeah, well at least I got more TV shows then him!

whroberts54
Member

Melissa: What’s bugging you?
Tyler: I’m already getting hate mail and I haven’t even appeared on your show yet!

whroberts54
Member

Melissa: “Relax already. Who cares what everyone else says?”
Tyler: “The neighbor kids are already making fun of me as “the guy who only gets to play Superman twice.”

Clarkel
Guest

“There’s no red trunks, but at least I’m not directed by Zack Snyder this time, and that’s a step in the right direction, right?”

Sven-El
Member

Melissa: I told you million times, Tyler, I’m not recreating that Crisis on Infinite Earth’s cover with you.

Pave
Guest

Supergirl: Wait! You ditched the red undies for gold capelinks
Superman: Meh

jimbo82
Guest

” I know we’re technically cousins, but…what if I put my glasses on?”

Marysocontrary
Member

Kal: You had a foot race with the Flash and you didn’t invite me?
Kara: How’d you find out about that?
Kal: Winn told me, after he told me about what a great guy Barry is.

Supersam
Guest

So I says to him, “Martha!” And he totally backs off.

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