Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Superman turns Lex and Otis over to the fashion police.
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!
Superman, if you want to have Darth Vader’s voice you’ll have to let us insert this.
What does Superman have to blow to get a fui? Flying under the influence.
When you hear your cousin got a stand alone before your sequel.
When Lois turns you down in front of the whole Daily Planet.
The mini heart attack you get when you realize you left the Fortress unlocked.
And he never called Lois ‘Lana’ again.
Kryptonian Ale – Not Even Once.
How you remove a moustache using practical effects.
‘Think they’ll notice when I fly out on the bill?’
Lois: were you listening to my conversation with Richard??
5 minutes later…
‘I bet you’re wondering how I ended up here. it all started when I got duped into exploring the remnants of my destroyed planet and didn’t tell my pregnant girlfriend….’
Doctor: ‘ugh.. what is it this time? Tar poisoning or another nuclear scratch?’
Meanwhile at WB…
exec1: ‘the fans want Brainiac or Darkseid for the villain.’
Exec2: ‘nah let’s bring back Rocky the Trucker.’
Every Superman fan when another day passes and no Man of Steel 2 news.
Yeah,this mustard is great,little known fact ,it keeps kryptonians regular!
I felt that way during the New 52 also.
An apt metaphor for the Superman film franchise being on life support?!
Brandon Routh right after being told he would be recast.
Some men just don’t take the news of fatherhood very well.
My God! We’ve got to get this man into brighter colors… stat!
That’s pretty funny Randarch. Well done.
Now I’ll just lie here until Halloween and then go….BOO! Batman will love this.
In order to make the operation go smooth, we have assembled the following playlist with these tracks :
Sleeping in my car.
Wake me up before you go-go.
Dream on.
All I have to do is Dream.
Enter Sandman.
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These.
Boy…that Wonder Woman chick does pack a punch.
I’d rather be in the clutches of the Black Mercy instead of the clutches of the hospital.
The moment after your wife have given birth and the doctor shows you the bill.
First Batman. Then the Ninja Turtles. Then the Power Rangers. Then X-files.Then Hercules. Then Star Trek. Then Navy CiS. Then CSI. No wonder my career has gone to obscurity.
Again and again, Superman mumbled; “Soylent green is kryptonite!”
The worst case of sleep apnea EVER!
Superman:mrrph errrm urm mrrrr hrrrrm ummm ern errm nummm deermmna?(Are you sure putting me to sleep is necessary to remove this kryptonite splinter from my finger Doctor?)
Doctor: So you think I should ask Ms. Lane out on a date.
Superman: Mrrph hermm naaa hurph urm mmermmm……zzzzzzzzzzz(Hey that’s not what I sa…..zzzzzzzzzz)
Doctor: Poor guy had a bad attack of Wretched Screenplay.
Doctor: He’ll be fine but I’m afraid the this particular franchise is dead.
I hope you can save him, doctor. If not, there’ll be four crazy guys running around.
Doctor: He’s out again???? I only mentioned Kryptonite. I didn’t actually show it!
Should we call it in Doctor?
No, he’ll be back again next week. This isn’t the first time this has happened to him.
Superman passes out after hearing the news jreyes3001 did not win the last caption contest.
Superman just found out Doomsday is still alive.
First time at an Oxygen Bar.
Even Superman gets a facelift every now and then.
Superman after opening his cell phone bill, the roaming charges were outrageous.
Cosplay gone wrong.
Backdrop: Superman’s characterization on film has taken a beating these past five years. The character is on life support, in need of resuscitation.
WB/DC Films: A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. ….. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Superman Fandom: Cut! Cut! Cut! That’s sounds very nice, but you guys are describing a different character from another show!
Superman just found out the McRib is not coming back this year.
What happened? They put regular milk instead of non-fat milk in his latte.
Warner Brothers meeting: In order to think about outside the box, how bout instead of doing another sequel or reboot… how bout we try… and wait for it…. “REVIVING PAST FRANCHISES”? Executives fall off their chairs of amazement!
Poor Brandon he really thought he could fly.
Superman: ha ha ha ha
doctor: Nurse, I said sleeping gas not laughing gas!
Superman: ha ha ha,he he.
Superman Returns franchise reboot – time of death 2006
Brandon Routh’s portrayal of Superman…..flatline
Superman learns the hard way not to fight crime during a solar eclipse.
Doctor: Any one know his next of kin?
Nurse: cough cough, ahem…
Doctor: Oh…right…destruction of planet
PSA: If you see Doomsday in the park grounds, play dead and he will leave you alone.
But Brandon, Justice League, especially with this recasting will be HUGE!!!! Trust me…..HUGE!!! Just lose the stash, ok?
Lester, upon hearing that he is this years winner of the Metropolis Superman Celebration Villains and Heroes Costume Contest, could not contain himself. Join the discussion…
…o.k. final attempt now. Maybe some extra hot mustard in the nose will bring him back to life.
Yo Adrian!!!!
Oh no. That Kryptonite knocked him out, and he’s dreaming that he’s Rocky.
stitch onesie
bookmarked!!, I really like your blog!
Steve, don´t fall for the trick. I know it is Brainiac trying to hack your “blog”.
What happened? He took Xanax for Hispanic attacks.
He just found out how much Henry Cavill made for playing Superman.
Google
The time to study or take a look at the material or web-sites we have linked to beneath.
Google
Just beneath, are various entirely not related sites to ours, on the other hand, they are surely really worth going over.