Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Randarch:
Superman turns Lex and Otis over to the fashion police.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

Superman, if you want to have Darth Vader’s voice you’ll have to let us insert this.

roy-el
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roy-el

What does Superman have to blow to get a fui? Flying under the influence.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

When you hear your cousin got a stand alone before your sequel.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

When Lois turns you down in front of the whole Daily Planet.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

The mini heart attack you get when you realize you left the Fortress unlocked.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

And he never called Lois ‘Lana’ again.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Kryptonian Ale – Not Even Once.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

How you remove a moustache using practical effects.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘Think they’ll notice when I fly out on the bill?’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Lois: were you listening to my conversation with Richard??

5 minutes later…

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘I bet you’re wondering how I ended up here. it all started when I got duped into exploring the remnants of my destroyed planet and didn’t tell my pregnant girlfriend….’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Doctor: ‘ugh.. what is it this time? Tar poisoning or another nuclear scratch?’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Meanwhile at WB…
exec1: ‘the fans want Brainiac or Darkseid for the villain.’

Exec2: ‘nah let’s bring back Rocky the Trucker.’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Every Superman fan when another day passes and no Man of Steel 2 news.

Mr Mxy
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Mr Mxy

Yeah,this mustard is great,little known fact ,it keeps kryptonians regular!

afriend
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afriend

I felt that way during the New 52 also.

afriend
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afriend

An apt metaphor for the Superman film franchise being on life support?!

afriend
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afriend

Brandon Routh right after being told he would be recast.

afriend
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afriend

Some men just don’t take the news of fatherhood very well.

Randarch
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Randarch

My God! We’ve got to get this man into brighter colors… stat!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

That’s pretty funny Randarch. Well done.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Now I’ll just lie here until Halloween and then go….BOO! Batman will love this.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

In order to make the operation go smooth, we have assembled the following playlist with these tracks :

Sleeping in my car.
Wake me up before you go-go.
Dream on.
All I have to do is Dream.
Enter Sandman.
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Boy…that Wonder Woman chick does pack a punch.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

I’d rather be in the clutches of the Black Mercy instead of the clutches of the hospital.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

The moment after your wife have given birth and the doctor shows you the bill.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

First Batman. Then the Ninja Turtles. Then the Power Rangers. Then X-files.Then Hercules. Then Star Trek. Then Navy CiS. Then CSI. No wonder my career has gone to obscurity.

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

Again and again, Superman mumbled; “Soylent green is kryptonite!”

butchmoore
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butchmoore

The worst case of sleep apnea EVER!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Superman:mrrph errrm urm mrrrr hrrrrm ummm ern errm nummm deermmna?(Are you sure putting me to sleep is necessary to remove this kryptonite splinter from my finger Doctor?)

Doctor: So you think I should ask Ms. Lane out on a date.

Superman: Mrrph hermm naaa hurph urm mmermmm……zzzzzzzzzzz(Hey that’s not what I sa…..zzzzzzzzzz)

cybersm5
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cybersm5

Doctor: Poor guy had a bad attack of Wretched Screenplay.

cybersm5
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cybersm5

Doctor: He’ll be fine but I’m afraid the this particular franchise is dead.

Hollywood
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I hope you can save him, doctor. If not, there’ll be four crazy guys running around.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Doctor: He’s out again???? I only mentioned Kryptonite. I didn’t actually show it!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Should we call it in Doctor?

No, he’ll be back again next week. This isn’t the first time this has happened to him.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Superman passes out after hearing the news jreyes3001 did not win the last caption contest.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Superman just found out Doomsday is still alive.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

First time at an Oxygen Bar.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Even Superman gets a facelift every now and then.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Superman after opening his cell phone bill, the roaming charges were outrageous.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Cosplay gone wrong.

SupermanArmy
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SupermanArmy

Backdrop: Superman’s characterization on film has taken a beating these past five years. The character is on life support, in need of resuscitation.

WB/DC Films: A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. ….. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Superman Fandom: Cut! Cut! Cut! That’s sounds very nice, but you guys are describing a different character from another show!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Superman just found out the McRib is not coming back this year.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

What happened? They put regular milk instead of non-fat milk in his latte.

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

Warner Brothers meeting: In order to think about outside the box, how bout instead of doing another sequel or reboot… how bout we try… and wait for it…. “REVIVING PAST FRANCHISES”? Executives fall off their chairs of amazement!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Poor Brandon he really thought he could fly.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Superman: ha ha ha ha
doctor: Nurse, I said sleeping gas not laughing gas!
Superman: ha ha ha,he he.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman Returns franchise reboot – time of death 2006

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Brandon Routh’s portrayal of Superman…..flatline

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman learns the hard way not to fight crime during a solar eclipse.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Doctor: Any one know his next of kin?
Nurse: cough cough, ahem…
Doctor: Oh…right…destruction of planet

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

PSA: If you see Doomsday in the park grounds, play dead and he will leave you alone.